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Stultus Maximus posted:So what do you tell a friend who's endangering his marriage and relationship to the sons he loves by periodically banging chubby drunk randos? Get off the village tricycle?
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Stultus Maximus posted:So what do you tell a friend who's endangering his marriage and relationship to the sons he loves by periodically banging chubby drunk randos? *while holding out cell phone "It's your wife."
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Stultus Maximus posted:So what do you tell a friend who's endangering his marriage and relationship to the sons he loves by periodically banging chubby drunk randos? don't re-enlist
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Jun 22, 2017 09:26
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DownByTheWooter posted:do re-enlist
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https://open.spotify.com/track/1nX9KhK3Fff27SnrIor2Yb Pixel(s)2 edit: DownByTheWooter posted:re-enlist 
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Jun 22, 2017 13:21
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https://twitter.com/Drops/status/877865159494127624   
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Jun 22, 2017 14:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
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Jun 22, 2017 15:13
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I'm the goony one with the stupid t-shirt.
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Jun 22, 2017 15:23
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DownByTheWooter posted:don't re-enlist  Deleted.
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https://vimeo.com/213698569 https://vimeo.com/213698569 Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 22, 2017 |
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Jun 22, 2017 16:31
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Jun 22, 2017 17:49
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Man, I can't wait to find a better apartment outside this neighborhood. Somebody stole my grill last night. It wasn't exactly rocket science to find where it went: I found it next door. Guy who lives in that same building said that he saw some kids with it last night, and apparently the same kids can't keep their hands off his poo poo, either. Probably the same kids who hosed up my table, "borrowed" my camp chair, and who hosed with some of the tools a contractor left here. Landlord already has plans to put up cameras outside, but hopefully this bumps that timeline up. gently caress kids. There are lovely kids everywhere, but they seem especially abundant around here.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:35
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I don't have problems with my neighborhood kids. As lovely as my complex is, the kids aren't the problem. There's a guy camping up in a patch of weeds and tall grass where Frank shits. Office knows about him, won't have the grass cut down and security doesn't bother running him off. So now I carry a knife when Frank and I walk over there to poo poo and the pile stays where Frank leaves it. And we don't go over there unless there's light out yet. Between that rear end in a top hat and every stupid cocksucker throwing their glass bottles all over the lot and grass space, I'm pretty loving sick of this shithole.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:54
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Naked Bear posted:Man, I can't wait to find a better apartment outside this neighborhood. Somebody stole my grill last night. It wasn't exactly rocket science to find where it went: I found it next door. Guy who lives in that same building said that he saw some kids with it last night, and apparently the same kids can't keep their hands off his poo poo, either. Probably the same kids who hosed up my table, "borrowed" my camp chair, and who hosed with some of the tools a contractor left here. Landlord already has plans to put up cameras outside, but hopefully this bumps that timeline up. Could be worse. They could get injured on your property, you get sued and charged for creating an attractive nuisance.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:57
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Kill the kids.
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Jun 22, 2017 20:04
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Naked Bear posted:Man, I can't wait to find a better apartment outside this neighborhood. Somebody stole my grill last night. It wasn't exactly rocket science to find where it went: I found it next door. Guy who lives in that same building said that he saw some kids with it last night, and apparently the same kids can't keep their hands off his poo poo, either. Probably the same kids who hosed up my table, "borrowed" my camp chair, and who hosed with some of the tools a contractor left here. Landlord already has plans to put up cameras outside, but hopefully this bumps that timeline up. Gettin in my grill Make me lose my chill Stand my ground When punks around Gettin in my grill
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Jun 22, 2017 20:04
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Oh: they also took interest in my Mario Bros. cornhole boards, but apparently couldn't figure out what they were for. GET OFF MY
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Jun 22, 2017 20:06
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That's why it's best to just clear out the infestation of teens as you catch them. Try putting out some spinner fidget laced with chloroform then transplant them to a local skater park.
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I saw my first fidget spinner in the wild. I don't get it, but somehow it did not make me angry. 
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Jun 22, 2017 20:25
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DownByTheWooter posted:don't re-enlist god drat
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Stultus Maximus posted:So what do you tell a friend who's endangering his marriage and relationship to the sons he loves by periodically banging chubby drunk randos? Good 4 u
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Jun 22, 2017 20:37
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It's harmless dumb fun.
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Jun 22, 2017 20:43
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It'd be bad enough to have to face your spouse for cheating, but if you have them a disease as well, just fuckin' hell.
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Jun 22, 2017 20:48
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I've covered how to explain away HPV in my intel_officer.txt rant, you could easily push that to herpes. Beyond that?
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LingcodKilla posted:It's harmless dumb fun. He's not subtle about it and pretty much just relies on everyone around keeping it under wraps.
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Jun 22, 2017 21:52
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LingcodKilla posted:That's why it's best to just clear out the infestation of teens as you catch them. Try putting out some spinner fidget laced with chloroform then transplant them to a local skater park. We gonna fit'cha fer a new pair-a shoes, kid.
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Every so often some kids or punks will cut the ratchet strap holding the jerry cans in my company truck and take them. I'm more upset that kids don't know how to open the straps. I think I might leave a can sitting around that has gas and a pound of sugar in it but then again they might come back and slash my nice new car's tires or key it.
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QUIT FLASHING US YOU PERV edit: nm some kinky folks in here. own away SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jun 22, 2017 |
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Jun 22, 2017 22:39
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mlmp08 posted:I saw my first fidget spinner in the wild. I don't get it, but somehow it did not make me angry. The only one I've ever seen was in the hands of a Navy E-6 in uniform out in town.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Every so often some kids or punks will cut the ratchet strap holding the jerry cans in my company truck and take them. I'm more upset that kids don't know how to open the straps.
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RICE NOT SUGAR HONEY
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Every so often some kids or punks will cut the ratchet strap holding the jerry cans in my company truck and take them. I'm more upset that kids don't know how to open the straps. gently caress that fill that bitch with diesel and let them have it. Sugar won't do dick. Diesel will loving ruin their entire fuel system.
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hmmm how bad would it be to put two stroke in a regular gas engine?
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tastefully arranged labia posted:hmmm It doesn't do anything to it. It's still gas. It might stress your catalytic converter but it shouldn't cause any lasting issues. Putting regular gas in a 2 stroke is really bad because you will wind up eating your piston rings due to lack of lubricant for your cylinder(s).
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tastefully arranged labia posted:hmmm i ran out of gas when i was 18 and paid a farmer 5 bucks to give me enough gas to get me to the station 5 min away. all he had was 2 stroke, it worked with no issue.
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It'll smoke a bit and you probably don't want to do it long term but in an emergency it's fine.
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mlmp08 posted:I saw my first fidget spinner in the wild. I don't get it, but somehow it did not make me angry. they're not actually obtrusive or annoying in any way so i think internet people are just insanely angry over nothing as usual the ones with the flashy lights are kinda dumb though
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https://twitter.com/misbahchowdhury/status/877304962895818753
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mlmp08 posted:I saw my first fidget spinner in the wild. I don't get it, but somehow it did not make me angry. my fidget spinner is jacking off
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Literally seen this happen.
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