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Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

"Hey, some of the posters from the other thread came into the Trump's fine thread and were pretty cool, maybe I'll start posti-"

"-ooooookay cya guys"

Yeah that wasn't very lol.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 01:58

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:14

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Catastrophe posted:

Note that the Republican party is the one that fanatical "Christians" consistently back without failure.

Hey, remember that moment in the Bible when a disabled person begged Jesus to be healed and not take away their ability to simply live and he laughed and kicked their wheelchair over?

Remember that moment in the Bible where Peter bragged about endless fornication and adultery, encouraged others to do the same, and God was like "broooooooooooo you should be leader of my people, dude!" ?

Remember when Jesus passed a poor beggar and told them to get lost and lift themselves up by their sandal-straps if they want a sweet life like his?

Or when Jesus stood on Mount of Olives and wept for Jerusalem because they let poor people have healthcare and allowed Bad Egyptians to travel across their border?

These people need high-velocity lead poisoning delivered to the brain. They've taken the lessons and rules of "Christianity", reversed them completely, and high five each other over how "Christian" they are together. Every time someone spits out "I hate liberals because I'm a CHRISTIAN" they should be put into solitary confinement with one of their stupid, precious bibles and not allowed to leave until they've read it in its entirety and written a paper on the basics of Christianity.

i feel like you'd enjoy franken's supply side jesus

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:00

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

The secret to the lol thread is to ignore the broke brains on both sides, also it gets a little rough when our retard king hasn't tweeted much

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:00

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Catastrophe posted:

Note that the Republican party is the one that fanatical "Christians" consistently back without failure.

Hey, remember that moment in the Bible when a disabled person begged Jesus to be healed and not take away their ability to simply live and he laughed and kicked their wheelchair over?

Remember that moment in the Bible where Peter bragged about endless fornication and adultery, encouraged others to do the same, and God was like "broooooooooooo you should be leader of my people, dude!" ?

Remember when Jesus passed a poor beggar and told them to get lost and lift themselves up by their sandal-straps if they want a sweet life like his?

Or when Jesus stood on Mount of Olives and wept for Jerusalem because they let poor people have healthcare and allowed Bad Egyptians to travel across their border?

These people need high-velocity lead poisoning delivered to the brain. They've taken the lessons and rules of "Christianity", reversed them completely, and high five each other over how "Christian" they are together. Every time someone spits out "I hate liberals because I'm a CHRISTIAN" they should be put into solitary confinement with one of their stupid, precious bibles and not allowed to leave until they've read it in its entirety and written a paper on the basics of Christianity.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:03

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

all-time fave unflattering portrait of #45

just look at this spasticated dickhead lol

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:08

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Catastrophe posted:

Hey, remember that moment in the Bible when a disabled person begged Jesus to be healed and not take away their ability to simply live and he laughed and kicked their wheelchair over?

Err... this actually happens in the Bible.

Well, a begger got pissed off that Jesus just came up and healed him and took away his source of income. But I think that's close enough.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:13

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

Err... this actually happens in the Bible.

Well, a begger got pissed off that Jesus just came up and healed him and took away his source of income. But I think that's close enough.

Jesus even had his troll game on point.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:16

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

does anyone have the photo of him riding around in the golf cart in saudi arabia where his gut his sticking out

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:20

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol the president of the USA is under investigation under a year. Happens all the time.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:24

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Random Stranger posted:

Err... this actually happens in the Bible.

oh come on, nobody reads the bible

poo poo reads like a tolkien wikia

quote:

24 And when Hezron was dead, Caleb entered into Ephratah. And Hezron had a wife Abiah, the which childed to him Ashhur, the father of Tekoa. (And when Hezron died, Caleb went to Ephratah, the wife of his father Hezron, and married her. And she bare him Ashhur, the founder of Tekoa.)
25 And sons were born of Jerahmeel, the first begotten (son) of Hezron; (and) Ram was the first begotten son of him, and then Bunah, and Oren, and Ozem, and Ahijah. (And sons were born to Jerahmeel, the first-born son of Hezron; and Ram was his first-born son, and then Bunah, and Oren, and Ozem, and Ahijah.)
26 Also Jerahmeel wedded another wife, Atarah by name, that was the mother of Onam. (And Jerahmeel wed another wife, who was named Atarah; she was the mother of Onam.)

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:25

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

I'll have you know that Liberty University teaches an upper level course just about that passage and trying to weasel out of the parts where it contradicts other parts of the Bible.

I mean, is Jerahmeel the first son of Hezron or is it Mohoribiel? You can't have it both ways, Christians! That bit is why I'm now an atheist! :smug:

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 23, 2017

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:28

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/sportspickle/status/878029713146380288

im the visible panty line

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:33

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Random Stranger posted:

I'll have you know that Liberty University teaches an upper level course just about that passage and trying to weasel out of the parts where it contradicts other parts of the Bible.

I mean, is Jerahmeel the first son of Hezron or is it Mohoribiel? You can't have it both ways, Christians! That bit is why I'm now an atheist!

I am chagrined

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:41

Free Cheese: Sep 16, 2005; Come on, it's free; Buglord

Trump's lumpy rump

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:46

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/266038556504494082

This guy is so loving smart

we should make him president

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:49

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

https://twitter.com/JElvisWeinstein/status/877940865011822592

Trey Gowdy is a pretty lady dressed like a man

c/d

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:55

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

On the one hand, Catastrophe's rant was a little creepy at the end, but on the other, it made NCP act like he was leaving this thread, so I wish it had happened fifteen pages ago.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:55

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:56

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Porpoise With A Purpose posted:

Kleptocracy

Eh, good point.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:57

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

Trey Gowdy is a pretty lady dressed like a man

c/d

Gonna go with a firm Deny on this one.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:58

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

several friends posted:

I'm Canadian Sniper and I apologise for every confirmed headshot

soory about that slapshot eh

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:58

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Obsidianheart posted:

On the one hand, Catastrophe's rant was a little creepy at the end, but on the other, it made NCP act like he was leaving this thread, so I wish it had happened fifteen pages ago.

7D backwards air hockey and all that

# ? Jun 23, 2017 02:59

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol

I have a fetish for secret tapes.

Gimme dem tapes, Comey. :henget:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:01

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Catastrophe posted:

7D backwards air hockey and all that

Burn on, you crazy candle.

But don't get your wax drippings all over everything.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:03

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:07

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Obsidianheart posted:

Burn on, you crazy candle.

But don't get your wax drippings all over everything.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:08

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Oh, so he borrowed the shorts from his daughter.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:08

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

51%

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:11

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:11

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Anyone else getting impatient for the cleansing nuclear fire?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:14

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

He almost looks human in 2 of these

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:14

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Look at the trump crotch photo and tell me we didn't secretly elect the first woman president.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:17

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Donald J Trump is the President (Chief Executive) of the United States of America, the greatest military and economic superpower on the planet Earth

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:20

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Harald posted:

Donald J Trump is the President (Chief Executive) of the United States of America, the greatest military and economic superpower on the planet Earth

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:31

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Egbert Souse posted:

no no no more like

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:38

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol

I think it just comes with the job of FBI director.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:42

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/sportspickle/status/878029713146380288

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:56

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

hell yeah

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:57

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:59

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:14

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Random Stranger posted:

Err... this actually happens in the Bible.

Well, a begger got pissed off that Jesus just came up and healed him and took away his source of income. But I think that's close enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U74s8nFE7No
That was life of brian. If it's both then lol.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:01

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