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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Cinnamon Bear posted:

Gotta keep shopping for a seat, man

11: Jon ossofs
12: also Jon ossoff
13: 2 Jon ossoffs in a tenchcoat
14: a horde of Jon ossoffs emerge form the sewers, killing all in their path for the state reason of "reducing the spendinf of the census:

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ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Al! posted:

now do a pixel art portrait of this


It'll take a moment for me to get the smug right.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Main Paineframe posted:

it tells the voter that they're just another average Joe, not like those ivory tower elites. that way it'll feel more friendly when they cut government services and kick everyone off safety net programs

notice how it also repeatedly mentions "hard work", "personal responsibility", and my new favorite phrase "fighting for opportunity". it talks about how hard she had to work and how much debt she had to take on so you know that when she votes to cut welfare and privatize everything, she's been there, and she knows that all you need is a pair of bootstraps

lol.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Willa Rogers posted:

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer



:ughh:

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
push up your goddamn glasses who the gently caress do you think you are

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ThndrShk2k posted:



It'll take a moment for me to get the smug right.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Al! posted:

now do a pixel art portrait of this

ThndrShk2k posted:



It'll take a moment for me to get the smug right.
A bit hasty but tried to keep a pallet limit(nes-ntsc) on it:


fake-edit: made slightly smugger

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
I spent 20 minutes of my life focused on Chuck Schumer, what have you done for your country today?

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
If you look at one and then the other really fast it looks like he's giving you bedroom eyes.

ThndrShk2k has issued a correction as of 03:34 on Jun 23, 2017

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*descends slowly from above in a harness attached to a squeaky rope and pulley system*

*is facing the wrong way; spend several seconds trying to turn around*

*hangs awkwardly for a couple seconds and clears throat*

more like Schmuck Schumer

well, that's my post

*starts ascending again*

*gets stuck halfway*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ThndrShk2k posted:

A bit hasty but tried to keep a pallet limit(nes-ntsc) on it:


fake-edit: made slightly smugger



ThndrShk2k posted:

If you look at one and then the other really fast it looks like he's giving you bedroom eyes.



:five:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Vox Nihili posted:

If anyone knows how to find an archive or plain text of this page i would be very thankful

https://www.upwork.com/mobile/amp/freelancers/~013e54672618ab68e6



Wait a loving second- this shitbag got kicked out medically in boot camp and this is how he describes it in his intro?

lmao he's gonna get wrecked

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40357357?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook

Is there something to this?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

quote:

But she added there was no evidence to suggest actual vote ballots were altered in the election hack.

gonna say no

Post Alone
Mar 29, 2010


im russias most famous pop star

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mr Liles told Congress DHS detected hacking activities last spring and summer and later received reports of cyber probing of election systems.

But he added: "None of these systems were involved in vote tallying."

Mr Liles also said "a small number of networks were exploited - they made it through the door."

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Homeless Friend posted:

But he added: "None of these systems were involved in vote tallying."

Mr Liles also said "a small number of networks were exploited - they made it through the door."

Those two statements seem at odds with one another.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
probably just gained accessed to some useless poo poo

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

it truly is amazing that with everything bad happening the dems still cant come up with anything good or put up any sort of opposition and boy howdy do i lust for death

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/BernieBroKen/status/878040015766339584

everything about liberals is bad, forced and lame. even their loving memes

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Scent of Worf posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieBroKen/status/878040015766339584

everything about liberals is bad, forced and lame. even their loving memes

How is this suppose to be funny?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Uncle Wemus posted:

it truly is amazing that with everything bad happening the dems still cant come up with anything good or put up any sort of opposition and boy howdy do i lust for death

it owns

Scent of Worf posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieBroKen/status/878040015766339584

everything about liberals is bad, forced and lame. even their loving memes

I'm dead..... write bernie sanders on my death certificate

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I love that we're one retard chair force pilot loving up in Syria away from going to war with Russia and ppl still think trump is taking orders from Putin or whatever

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
We have a BMV here

BureauBernie of Motor Vehicles.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Bernie Bro Ken would be an actual funny character in the right hands

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GalacticAcid posted:

I love that we're one retard chair force pilot loving up in Syria away from going to war with Russia and ppl still think trump is taking orders from Putin or whatever

a single incident isnt going to lead to war with russia

a nuclear exchange with korea that drags the chinese in otoh

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
sometimes i randomly remember the clintons had literal slaves and did not condemn the practice

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol if you don't think a decent amount of clinton voters would love to be her slave

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



here's a funny article/editorial about the whole rodney stooksburry thing

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/06/ghost-candidates-are-not-acceptable

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Homeless Friend posted:

lol if you don't think a decent amount of clinton voters would love to be her slave

unpaid internships are useful experiences!!!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

i cant vote without logging in f that

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Google "obama pitchforks"

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

here's a funny article/editorial about the whole rodney stooksburry thing

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/06/ghost-candidates-are-not-acceptable

Stooksbury!

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
If Hillary Clinton was a man do you think she would have gotten that much hate? I bet even the "Left" would hold her up as high as Saint Sanders.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Stooksbury's afraid to leave his stook

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Rodney Would Have Won

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

a single incident isnt going to lead to war with russia

a nuclear exchange with korea that drags the chinese in otoh

lol if anyone thinks korea or iran would ever actually use a nuclear weapon instead of it being the one deterrent that would stop the US from loving with them. Oh yeah, the guy holding together the nightmare regime with a death grip is just going to commit suicide to kill some random americans.

Scaremongering over nuclear weapons is basically:

-They will not have control over their stockpile and/or be irresponsible enough to let third party non-state actors get them
-It prevents direct US intervention by creating a line we won't cross
-It funnels even more money into the defense industry to prepare for this threat

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

Maybe he really is CIA :tinfoil:

Reminder the majority of people at the CIA aren't "james bond," or "Jason Bourne." They are much closer to Reality Winner or Fishmech.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

*descends slowly from above in a harness attached to a squeaky rope and pulley system*

*is facing the wrong way; spend several seconds trying to turn around*

*hangs awkwardly for a couple seconds and clears throat*

more like Schmuck Schumer

well, that's my post

*starts ascending again*

*gets stuck halfway*

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Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Reminder the majority of people at the CIA aren't "james bond," or "Jason Bourne." They are much closer to Reality Winner or Fishmech.

i went to grad school with an idiot who got hired by the cia. there was a mosque near the campus and he'd always cross the street so he wouldn't be walking near it because he was afraid they would kill him. they operated an awesome bbq restaurant next door and he'd freak out anytime post-conference dinners would be held there because they might "poison his food".

imagine if you will an organization staffed by the failsons and daughters of the elite, each convinced they are smarter than everyone else in the room, with no oversight and completely unwilling to accept any responsibility

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