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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
lmao
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:33 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
Lol
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:44 |
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like if gene had just put the skullmund reference as the reason no one would have given a gently caress just lmao
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:46 |
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Reported. Enjoy the ban you loving animal
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 19:30 |
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Christ alive
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:33 |
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CharlestonJew posted:imo the family refused an autopsy because those zany juche boys probably did a lot of sick poo poo to him in captivity and I don't think the family wanted a play-by-play of how much they hosed up their son before he died what do you think they put in his butt
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:54 |
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Dreddout posted:what do you think they put in his butt They used him as a pot to age kimchi
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:55 |
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Dreddout posted:what do you think they put in his butt luckily his frat hazing ritual prepared him for butt horrors
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:01 |
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What did I miss, he still dead?
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jun 23, 2017 |
# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:19 |
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I think we should honor his memory by calling naive interaction with severe consequence "an Otto Warmbier". HOLY poo poo, what happened to Frank? We were just riding bikes and there was a snake and he just walked right up to it and then it loving BIT HIM over and OVER he just warmbiered that loving snake WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE GONNA DO Man I didn't see nothing *takes off on his bike*
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:27 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:What did I miss, he still dead?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:37 |
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Shall we close the thread? It's the funeral today, not sure much else is going to happen. RIP Otto. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jun 23, 2017 |
# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:19 |
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Wait we need to delve deeper into the ethics of the DPRK's butt probing
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:34 |
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would he have poo poo himself the moment he actually died, or was his vegetative state sufficient to rob him of his bowel controls thus rendering him in a perpetual state of pantshittingness?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:44 |
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Zo posted:would he have poo poo himself the moment he actually died, or was his vegetative state sufficient to rob him of his bowel controls thus rendering him in a perpetual state of pantshittingness? If not, was he permanently constipated? Did the poo poo build up to a critical mass before evacuating?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:46 |
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His autonomic and enteric nervous systems would have most probably worked fine up until the end people in that state can poop themselves and even get a real boner
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:47 |
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B. Birdsworth posted:His autonomic and enteric nervous systems would have most probably worked fine up until the end I wonder how long he was in that state for. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Jun 23, 2017 |
# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:13 |
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He gone. Otto la vista, baby
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:16 |
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Kim Jong Un thought he was acting Otto line.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:22 |
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ottios
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:23 |
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I, for one, am otto here.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:26 |
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somebody otto do something about nk
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:30 |
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I went to Portugal a few months back. It doesn't have the wow factor of an nk trip but I'm still alive. Portugal wins imo
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:59 |
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calling it, he went into a coma because he was playing at otto-erotic asphyxiation
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 07:51 |
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I wouldn't ottomatically arrive to that conclusion.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:11 |
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I feel real bad for the family. This dude has been in a coma for over a year but they strung the family along with false hope because north Korea knew they couldnt pull this poo poo with obama
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:30 |
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He's in a ditch! Sad!
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:32 |
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I guess this means he'll never be the head of the Otto-man Empire
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:33 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:I feel real bad for the family. This dude has been in a coma for over a year but they strung the family along with false hope because north Korea knew they couldnt pull this poo poo with obama North Korea snubbed the Obama administration in favor of Trump, it's not exactly far-fetched
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:38 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:I went to Portugal a few months back. It doesn't have the wow factor of an nk trip but I'm still alive. Portugal wins imo :dies in a forest fire:
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 09:41 |
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Psycho Society posted:[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it! Yeah I usually don't comment on mod decisions, like drat near never (outside of saying that mods of some of the sub-forums are loving bat poo poo crazy), but this is just ridiculous. drat near "probably deserves it's own thread" ridiculous but I don't want to jump on that grenade
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:28 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Yeah I usually don't comment on mod decisions, like drat near never (outside of saying that mods of some of the sub-forums are loving bat poo poo crazy), but this is just ridiculous. drat near "probably deserves it's own thread" ridiculous but I don't want to jump on that grenade yes please dive on top of this grenade of grave injustice, that matters, and should be cared about a lot
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 11:31 |
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quote:The North Korean spokesman quoted by Reuters suggested the student had returned to the US "in his normal state of health". quote:Accusations that the student died because of torture and beating during his captivity were "groundless", he added. otto warmbier was treated like all other north korean criminals, he said reassuringly
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:14 |
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Kurtofan posted:
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:15 |
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Kurtofan posted:
"He was in a coma when we got him, ok guys?"
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:20 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:I feel real bad for the family. This dude has been in a coma for over a year but they strung the family along with false hope because north Korea knew they couldnt pull this poo poo with obama What you think Obama didn't know he was outto order?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:35 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:I feel real bad for the family. This dude has been in a coma for over a year but they strung the family along with false hope because north Korea knew they couldnt pull this poo poo with obama Pull WHAT poo poo? Oh nooo surely "don't cross the red line OR ELSE" Obama would sack up and do something about this grave Un-justice
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:48 |
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So the consensus seems to be that this guy was either accidentally waterboarded to death or, more likely, hung himself
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:51 |
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wouldnt hanging have dealt lasting internal trauma that an mri would pick up?quote:The real question would be what the doctors believe to be the cause of said cardiopulmonary arrest. They said there was no evidence of trauma, including scars or fractures, which would be evident in imaging tests even after they’ve healed. Even in the hands of forensic pathologists, the exact etiology may never be known with certainty. Though no obvious explanation involves humane treatment and attentive medical care. Even if the 22-year-old simply suffered a (very rare) cardiac arrest of some organic cause, brain injury this severe would mean that he was not resuscitated for a prolonged period.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:59 |
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Toadvine posted:wouldnt hanging have dealt lasting internal trauma that an mri would pick up? Not if it's a self-inflicted "hanging" with your shoelaces or whatever, which would be more like a slow strangulation, especially if he botched it. It would create lasting brain damage due to hypoxia, which is what they saw Botulism could also do it
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 14:03 |