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Who came out the best from this show?
This poll is closed.
Roman Reigns 1 1.15%
Braun Strowman 32 36.78%
Samoa Joe 17 19.54%
Big Cass 7 8.05%
Clonfroggio you loving moron. Jesus Christ. 30 34.48%
Total: 87 votes
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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Fergal "Finn Balor" McDevitt, the Demon Lawyer

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Gorn Myson posted:

The worst thing about the Ellsworth/Carmella thing is that WWE gave up on it two days after it happened, thus sacrificing some really easy heat that could have been used to propel a decent fued.

I encourage all of you to start looking at this through the lens of "WWE was unhappy with the SmackDown rating and wanted to pop it for a couple weeks" because framed in that light this all makes complete sense.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
I knew Maria had some husband but I had never seen him before. I legit thought the guy was Heath Slater with a different haircut when he came out. Then I thought it was Curt Hawkins in another repackage. Then the full promo happened and I was like "oh I guess that's Maria's wrestler husband."

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Cool, all the women's storylines being booked around TD again. Yay!

RIP women's revolution

what

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


This is all leading up to a Food Truck Match when Carmella tells Maryse her favorite taco place is no match for a truck from Staten Island.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Carmella's high-waist mom jorts *smdh*

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Minidust posted:

I knew Maria had some husband but I had never seen him before. I legit thought the guy was Heath Slater with a different haircut when he came out. Then I thought it was Curt Hawkins in another repackage. Then the full promo happened and I was like "oh I guess that's Maria's wrestler husband."

He's a normal looking white dude. Generically handsome, highly forgettable.. Sam Worthington levels.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Carmella's high-waist mom jorts *smdh*

They look good to me.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Total Divas is one of the best things WWE puts out

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Eli Wiggum posted:

Carmella's high-waist mom jorts *smdh*

Thats the style now. Waistlines got so low for a while there was only one way for them to go.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

Total Divas is one of the best things WWE puts out

Real talk if you are ever hung over or really tired and you just need some content you haven't seen before, but you don't wanna put on something where you have to think.

Total Divas is the sweet spot.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Eli Wiggum posted:

Carmella's high-waist mom jorts *smdh*

:corsair:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Eli Wiggum posted:

Carmella's high-waist mom jorts *smdh*

That's how pants are worn today you dinosaur.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/878290097132773376

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why is Randy Orton still in the jinder Mahal shadow realm

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

Why is Randy Orton still in the jinder Mahal shadow realm

because it would be dumb to start a new feud for 2 weeks when cena is obviously coming back to chase the title

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


bradzilla posted:

because it would be dumb to start a new feud for 2 weeks when cena is obviously coming back to chase the title

Yeah i guess that makes sense.

Also that looks like an amazing card. I assume nobody will ever get to see it?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Aphrodite posted:

That's how pants are worn today you dinosaur.
No poo poo! Just not a fan of the style

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Hell yeah I already got a ticket.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

bradzilla posted:

because it would be dumb to start a new feud for 2 weeks when cena is obviously coming back to chase the title

Nonsense, it'd be a great way to bury Ziggler some more. Bury him real, real deep.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Eli Wiggum posted:

No poo poo! Just not a fan of the style

:ok:

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Didn't they already have a final show at Joe Louis a short while ago

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i believe this is the last house show since it's on a saturday

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Why are they treating a lovely Detroit venue's closing like it's MSG

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i imagine that they did very well at JLA over the years and it gave us the Austin zamboni so that's enough imho

i moved to california from detroit 12 years ago and i haven't been able to see a reason to go back until maybe that card :)

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
What if the ladder match next week has the exact same finish as the ppv? Ellsworth grabbing the case and everything.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Rhonne posted:

What if the ladder match next week has the exact same finish as the ppv? Ellsworth grabbing the case and everything.

This would be really cool and thus will not happen.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ellsworth grabs the case again, bryan comes out, throws the case in an industrial shredder, says women can't be trusted to have MITB matches. It would be the WWE thing to do

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Incessant Excess posted:

This would be really cool and thus will not happen.

It'd make Bryan look like the biggest loving idiot on the face of the planet.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
What would actually happen: Ellsworth would get fired for disobeying Bryan. (Ellsworth is banned from ringside during the WMITB match next week)

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Ellsworth might be but "The Chinstrap" a super powered WWE diva with the strength of an equivalently sized man sure isn't!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
bryan said ellsworth was banned from ringside, nothing about being in the ring itself

its time for the return of la luchadora

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bryan said ellsworth was banned from ringside, nothing about being in the ring itself

its time for the return of la luchadora

Oh my God, that would be the best thing

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgyccBUBEz4

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

:stare:

Pardon me I have to go immediately buy seats in the first five rows for this.

bradzilla posted:

Why are they treating a lovely Detroit venue's closing like it's MSG

Uh because the Joe owns.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MSG isn't even really MSG.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Julio Cruz posted:

It'd make Bryan look like the biggest loving idiot on the face of the planet.

It's called CTE, okay?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Arena closures remind me of the crazy fact that the Hammerstein Ballroom has hosted live pro wrestling for over 100 years.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bryan said ellsworth was banned from ringside, nothing about being in the ring itself

its time for the return of la luchadora

complete with noticeable bulge ("I'D KNOW THAT ANYWHERE! THAT'S THE BIG HOG!" yells Bryan on Talking Smack)

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bryan said ellsworth was banned from ringside, nothing about being in the ring itself

its time for the return of la luchadora

Remember when Jericho was banned from ringside and still showed up anyways?

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