Gene Hackman Fan posted:

ironstache status update: still not a milkshake duck

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877802253683392512

Condiv posted:

my uncle turned himself kinda blue with colloidal silver. he wanted to look young forever and heard it was great for that. he still looks p young these days (though he's more grey than blue now after so many years). i just dunno why a guy that looks like he could be santa would want to turn into papa smurf? as blue as he is, he's obviously still using, and he's got no youth to protect

Nonsense posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqs7BgX6Mgs

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

ironstache status update: still not a milkshake duck

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877802253683392512

paranoid randroid posted:

colloidal ironstache

ThndrShk2k posted:

paranoid randroid posted:

I fell deep into the suck zone last night

sorry for bein an rear end, Willa

Al! posted:

drat i was really hoping that was still wordfiltered to "im a huge prick"

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/329077384538116096

Tough-talking but woke

Condiv posted:

my uncle turned himself kinda blue with colloidal silver. he wanted to look young forever and heard it was great for that. he still looks p young these days (though he's more grey than blue now after so many years). i just dunno why a guy that looks like he could be santa would want to turn into papa smurf? as blue as he is, he's obviously still using, and he's got no youth to protect

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I think it needs to be all capitals HTH

ThndrShk2k posted:

docbeard posted:

Naah, the golden age of word filters is long gone.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

ironstache status update: still not a milkshake duck

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877802253683392512

consumed by normies posted:

stalin was basically the original iron stache if you think about it

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Good Riddance, they stopped being funny when they were filtering the names of prominent american politicians.

docbeard posted:

Zodiac Killer never stopped being funny.

docbeard posted:

I think things got a little excessive there toward the end but Zodiac Killer never stopped being funny.

Nonsense posted:

This isn't really boding well

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

Nonsense posted:

This isn't really boding well

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

Nonsense posted:

This isn't really boding well

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

some people are really that damned dedicated to their drow cosplaying

Al! posted:

poll finds that 50% of americans think that coverage off the allegations has been at least responsible and proper, with at least 12% believing the coverage does nto go far enough

loquacius posted:

those 12% are of course all either Twitter users or D&D posters

"I won't be satisfied until every word on TV is 'Russia'"

ThndrShk2k posted:

Now how much of that is Russia scarmongering and how much is that Trump doing dumb poo poo?

ThndrShk2k posted:

I liked that one and the Vince FosterMcMahon filter.

quote:

After the body parts of three women were found last night in a barrel unearthed from the garden area of the Clinton Estate in upstate New York, ground penetrating radar was brought in to analyze the entire property. Within a few hours, eleven more possible sites were pinpointed and excavation began.

BREAKING: Barrels Removed From Clinton Property Contained Parts From 3 Missing Women

By dawn, 11 more identical steel 55-gallon drums were awaiting transport to Quantico with an immaculate chain of evidence. They will arrive and be opened later today.

Now that the discovery seems to be complete, the issue should turn to the Clintons. Everyone knows they’re killers. You can already get odds in Vegas on how many of the barrels are for Hillary’s victims and how many are Bill’s. Then the question becomes…can you make it stick? The Clintons are smart and powerful and always one step ahead of the game.

What didn’t make sense is that while the area is completely quarantined from the press and the public, reports say that both of the Clintons sat rocking in their chairs on the front porch sipping coffee or tea while the home they’ve lived in more than 15 years was exposed as a graveyard.

quote:

Three women who all went missing in the mid-1970s have turned up, at least parts of them, in a steel industrial 55-gallon drum buried on the Clinton estate in Chappaqua, New York. The barrel, which contained the arms, legs and heads of the three women, was filled with what the medical examiner calls a “crude preservative.”

That means that whoever put them in there wanted to be able to visit them later. Investigators were hoping to find the torsos in the second barrel recovered but found nothing but women’s shoes inside, all brand new in boxes withy the tags still on them. One investigator called it “the weirdest thing he’s ever seen.”

The three women, all of whom were in their late teens or early 20s, were hitchhiking their way from California to New York in 1974 when they disappeared. Their last known location before heading back onto the road was a motel just outside of Little Rock.

Is it a coincidence that three pretty young girls who disappeared so long ago from Arkansas ended up dead and buried on a property in upstate New York? It does if you talk to the Clintons PR people:

“Bill and Hillary Clinton have nothing to do with this and welcome any investigation with open arms. They have offered the DOJ their full cooperation. You people and your conspiracy theories that everyone who dies in America must have had a run-in with Hillary or Bill Clinton need to sit down.”
Investigators say while they don’t yet have enough to charge Bill Clinton, they certainly have enough evidence to question him. When they approached the house to do their jobs, they were met by a team of lawyers and Secret Service personnel and told that unless they have some real evidence, Mr. Clinton was unavailable.

They added that he felt really bad for those girls but hoped at least now their families have closure. Clinton will use ignorance and the 5th amendment to once again try to get away with murder.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Speaking of Vince Foster:

http://freedomcrossroads.us/clinton-estate-is-officially-a-crime-scene-as-11-more-steel-barrel-graves-are-uncovered/


It's satire

Dairy Days posted:

im having a hard time balancing their tendancy to blow any tidbit that could be tangentially related to trump / russia outta the water like its the goddamn cold war vs not really saying anything at all about well documented & presently occurring crimes committed by the russian government

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/558333857720975361

Condiv posted:

how about they say at least one thing about the crimes being committed againt americans daily by their government and legislators. the mortality rate for young people is ticking up for the first time in a long time for example. when are dems gonna talk about addressing that with better healthcare instead of telling us to go gently caress ourselves?