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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
All I want is for Trump to watch some FOX host call Heller a RINO and then go after him on Twitter.

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Our water valves worked just fine when we cut Flint off of our water!

And when we cut water off for hundreds of poor families while sports teams didn't pay their water bills.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

deadgoon posted:

we won't have democracy as long as liberals are in power

democracy was a mistake anyway

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
more like waterworld starting Kevin Costner

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

deadgoon posted:

it's okay if u voted for hillary because u were scared what would happen if u didn't

it's not ur fault

it's like, if u were in nazi germany, and the SS rolled up and said, "work in this concentration camp or u'll end up in it anyway"

i wouldn't blame u

this guy thinks typing "u" instead of "you" saves his posts from being terrible

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Democracy dies in a carefree floating bubble before its spontaneous pop. At least it was a beautiful and fleeting sight to behold as we all just watch on~

try to spot urself in the rainbows

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Ages posted:

Which one is Han again?

lando aint gonna be the only donglover on set i tell you what

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i kno that u kno that all me posts is terrible

TWIST FIST posted:

this guy thinks typing "u" instead of "you" saves his posts from being terrible

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
They should have let the Cohen Bro's do the Han Solo movie.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

deadgoon posted:

we won't have democracy as long as liberals are in power

*looks at the US government*

they aren't in power though, and things seem pretty hosed up still

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

deadgoon posted:

we won't have democracy as long as liberals are in power

Well I have good news for you.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Johnny Go Cuckishly Into The Night: The Rise and Decline of Post-Modern America in the 21st Century

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Ages posted:

Which one is Han again?

the one right after quinn

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


our reality is now red alert 2 except instead of mind control it was pee

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/878339213308985344
Get ready mother fuckers

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Ages posted:

Which one is Han again?

the Chinese guy I think? been a while since I watched I though

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


ready for the

quote:

[Narrator]
Are you you? Are you me?
Or someone in between?
You lost track inside the labyrinthine
You lost your will and your sanity
You certainly lost your humanity
In life, you have taken much more than you are worth
Now it's your turn to give back to the Earth
May you return to the ground and ossify
It's time for you to die, die, die

weekend

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Sexual Lorax posted:

lando aint gonna be the only donglover on set i tell you what


Intel&Sebastian posted:

They should have let the Cohen Bro's do the Han Solo movie.

The Hansucker Proxy

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

the right is genuinely terrified of the left doing this which is good

the left is terrible in that it keeps apologizing for it

Denizen_Cons
Oct 15, 2016
I hope the dems vote yes en masse for the healthcare bill next week. This whiole thing is nothing more than a farce, like that republican budget from a few years back. There's no way it's meant to pass, but if it does it's going to be drat good at killing trump voters.

Death crew, heil Satan.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i can't imagine anything better for the people of the world than for america to continue electing the dumbest most incompetent presidents possible until our empire goes the way of the rest of the european colonial powers

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

we won't have democracy as long as liberals are in power

lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

try to spot urself in the rainbows


I'm dreaming dreams,
I'm scheming schemes,
I'm building castles high.
They're born anew,
Their days are few,
Just like a sweet butterfly.
And as the daylight is dawning,
They come again in the morning~

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Denizen_Cons posted:

I hope the dems vote yes en masse for the healthcare bill next week. This whiole thing is nothing more than a farce, like that republican budget from a few years back. There's no way it's meant to pass, but if it does it's going to be drat good at killing trump voters.

Death crew, heil Satan.

:stwoon:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

i can't imagine anything better for the people of the world than for america to continue electing the dumbest most incompetent presidents possible until our empire goes the way of the rest of the european colonial powers

suck zone's that way bud

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ages posted:

Which one is Han again?

Jabba the Han, the big fat blob thing with the space girls.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I think hypernormalisation isn't finished until libtards stop apologizing for stupid poo poo

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


alright

purity tests

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

was prob just wind

lmebo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

deadgoon posted:

i can't imagine anything better for the people of the world than for america to continue electing the dumbest most incompetent presidents possible until our empire goes the way of the rest of the european colonial powers

:lol: if you think the us won't take the rest of the world with us when we fall

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

democracy was a mistake anyway

https://twitter.com/cat_beltane/status/797139642076237824

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Gringostar posted:

:lol: if you think the us won't take the rest of the world with us when we fall

:911:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

welp that didn't take long did it?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Yinlock posted:

suck zone's that way bud

wishing for our country to die is extremely tromp thread :colbert:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

skeletons getting lit and tearing poo poo up is my favorite medieval art genre

pictured: a skeleton playing edward lekythos hands

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Gringostar posted:

the right is genuinely terrified of the left doing this which is good

the left is terrible in that it keeps apologizing for it
The left needs to come back with a new tag against FakeNews

#BiasedNews

They get to act high and mighty and polarize the media
And it's 100% true!


Oh wait that'll reveal their own hand too...

:bernin:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mdemone posted:

yeah I gotta switch to tequila. last two times drinking spiced rum have resulted in unpleasantness. girl found me sitting naked in the bathtub with no water running, after I accidentally busted down the towel rack which in fairness to me was very precariously installed

how'd your naked sits plan to fix the towel rack pan out?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

The Hansucker Proxy

No Country for Kylo Ren

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

fits my needs posted:

I think hypernormalisation isn't finished until libtards stop apologizing for stupid poo poo

I like to imagine what would happen if someone just told them "gently caress you, I'm right" instead of bending to their bullshit outrage. It's basically never happened so there's nothing really to go on.

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