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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Starshark posted:

Murder the government.

Not just for this, but for their coal fetish as well.

And for being a vector for this poo poo too



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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Bogan King posted:

And for being a vector for this poo poo too





I don't know man, I'm laughing at this one you've selected.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JBP posted:

I don't know man, I'm laughing at this one you've selected.

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Owning a nerd is the only good thing they've ever done

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Too simple.

You want this solution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zCoVGr5bg&t=1670s

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/877854029325287425

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Why not seize the wealth of the CEOs and redistribute it to the homeless?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

IT BEGINS AGAIN

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

racing identity posted:

Why not seize the wealth of the CEOs and redistribute it to the homeless their flesh to the hungry?

FTFY

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Because of prions.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Because of prions.

We can at least rend their flesh for fat to make into candlesticks.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Terror level in Sydney has gone up due to credible chatter so they're building barricades around the city. I love this country to death.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Aussie Aussie Aussie!

National pride is such a hosed up concept.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bogan King posted:

Terror level in Sydney has gone up due to credible chatter so they're building barricades around the city. I love this country to death.

Walls around the city you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lDlDLvC4TU

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Bogan King posted:

Terror level in Sydney has gone up due to credible chatter so they're building barricades around the city. I love this country to death.

But what about the negative effect this will have on Sydney's thriving night life,

Oh wait

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS
The walls just funnel people into the casino, right?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Don Dongington posted:

But what about the negative effect this will have on Sydney's thriving night life,

Oh wait

Nothing matters till it affects house prices. Then all bets are off.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


You can really tell an election is soon when they photoshop 20 years off the Premier.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
I'm struggling to think of what the ALP goverment has done in QLD besides backflip on a bunch of issues

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

They seem to be the worst of the state based Labor governments. Continuing the coal path as if they were the LNP, giving zero fucks about the reef. Have they overturned any of the previous LNP governments cuts like to women's health services?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Isn't qld the one that still has abortion listed as a crime?

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Re: Gonski and the Catholic funding brouhahah, can anyone tell me why the state funds private schools at all? Or any private enterprise, like subsidies to coal miners? What's the idea behind that?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

back in the 60s or 70s catholic schools threatened to close down and send all their pupils to public schools, overloading the system, unless the government gave them money. so now they have money.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
It's a bit like universal basic education funds. Every kid deserves some funding no matter which school they go to, but it has been getting out of proportion because the religious schools whine harder.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Also the religious schools don't get the money directly- it's given to the Catholic Education (Corporation?) and then "assigned". Aka the rich schools get more money because reasons. I suspect they are unhappy because the parents at then poor schools are going to start asking questions on where is the money actually going.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

You Am I posted:

They seem to be the worst of the state based Labor governments. Continuing the coal path as if they were the LNP, giving zero fucks about the reef. Have they overturned any of the previous LNP governments cuts like to women's health services?

I can't tell the difference between Labor and LNP in NSW. They are a couple of faceless centrists who only care about businesses and property developers, with a dash of lip service to roads and public transport.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
I don't know about now, but certainly in Keating's time there were massive numbers of Catholic working class folk in the ALP leadership. Now the catholics are well represented in the liberal party room too, so funding for Catholic schools was probably as close to a bipartisan position as you get. Until now apparently.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tokamak posted:

I can't tell the difference between Labor and LNP in NSW. They are a couple of faceless centrists who only care about businesses and property developers, with a dash of lip service to roads and public transport.

NSW ALP were pro greyhound bullshit the whole time where as the LNP weren't for a brief bit.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I can see why Getup would be worried.

quote:

http://thefairgo.com/whos-your-grand-daddy/
We can’t be the only ones who remember that brief, disturbing time in which Australia declared the newly-minted Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to be “daddy”.

We were curious how UK Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and US Democrat candidate Bernie Sanders would stack up in the daddy stakes. Corbyn got a huge slice of the youth vote and Sanders didn’t make it through the primary but still commands the hearts, minds and Twitter feeds of voters craving a political quality which has been thin on the ground.

It’s The Fair Go’s considered opinion that this quality is Daddiness. Or maybe more like grand-daddiness. Hear us out.

At first glance, you’d have to say that these old white leaders (OWLs) are unlikely heroes for a woke generation. But the young, white and wealthy just can’t get enough of them.

Grand-Daddy Corbyn and Sanders are scruffier and less sex than a daddy. But they’re still likely to offer you cash. Shuffling, slipper-wearing, above the workaday fray, they slobber fondly on your cheek and push a C-note into your hand whenever you pop by to see them. Free money. What’s not to love.

The other charm of the OWLs is that they tell you fairytales about a better time – a time when everyone banded together to build a better world. It’s all sharey-carey communes, protests and Woodstock. Although…actually women were treated very poorly in these communes, so don’t talk to grandma about pop’s fairytales. She was expected to cook, clean and perform the traditional roles, as well as hooking up with the great unwashed in the name of sexual freedom.

The sharing thing didn’t work so well either. Everyone who’s ever lived in a share house knows that there are those housemates who pull their weight – and those that don’t. Over time, everyone’s standard sinks to the level of the housemate who contributes least. Because why TF should you do a better bathroom clean than the guy before? And why TF would you keep stocking the fridge with decent edibles when your bludger flatmate eats it all before you get home from work at night.

Still, what the OWLs wanted was a better world. They say they want people to all be awesome to each other. And that’s kind of a nice sentiment. Definitely worth endorsing.

We’re all about people being awesome to each other. We believe in a world in which people can live any way that works for them AS WELL AS contributing to society and building a better future. Because we know that, when people get to decide what’s important to them and exactly HOW important it is to them, we all end up better off.

But it’s not just us. If you put envy aside, the stats speak for themselves. Where the OWLs have been in control, everyone is worse off – poorer, unhealthier and with less personal choice. Turns out grand-daddy mostly filches the C-note out of your pocket on the way out the door so he can bestow it on you again next time.

Where individuals – you, me, family, strangers, all colours and creeds – have been free to work together in any way that suits them, the poor have become richer and we all live longer, healthier lives.

That’s the future we stand for. A future in which individuality and social good can co-exist. In which we all become better off, however we each define it. And instead of passing that c-note back and forth with grand-daddy OWL, we enjoy his stories for what they are: fairytales.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

open24hours posted:

I can see why Getup would be worried.

I didn't click the link but that article is full of self-interest and "my bootstraps"

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Weird, hey?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
NSW Labor want to have big state-owned solar stations

:confuoot:

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Bogan King posted:

Remember these guys. Turns out they are doing it rough with brand loving new cardboard.



It's a human tragedy, unless they're living near where I work
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-24/homeless-evicted-from-martin-place-for-being-public-nuisance/8648774
(check the flags)

quote:

Early this morning, before the workers moved in, a City of Sydney representative walked through handing out a letter to the homeless describing the camp as a "public nuisance".

"The accumulation of items in Martin Place, including a barbecue, gas bottles, tents, food and other items has been determined to be a public nuisance as it materially affects the reasonable comfort and convenience of other users of Martin Place," said the letter, written by David Riordan, director of city operations.
I doubt Martin Place is the most comfortable or convenient place to sleep in the winter. I guess it's ok to be homeless unless you want to eat hot food

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Actually it raises the question of why the CEOs bothered renting an empty carpark when they could've just walked out the office door, or got the council to evict the homeless when they could've just shat out a window

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

open24hours posted:

Weird, hey?

When fear doesn't work, they switch to greed.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

norp posted:

Isn't qld the one that still has abortion listed as a crime?

that is one of the many things state alp have failed to do, yes.

to be uncharacteristically charitable, they did try.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

thatbastardken posted:

that is one of the many things state alp have failed to do, yes.

to be uncharacteristically charitable, they did try.

The most half-hearted attempt imaginable, actually. The legislation has been referred to the law reform commission, but there's splits within the ALP regarding whether it should be decriminalised.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Recoome posted:

The most half-hearted attempt imaginable, actually. The legislation has been referred to the law reform commission, but there's splits within the ALP regarding whether it should be decriminalised.

What? A political party with deep connections to the Roman Catholic Church is having difficulty finding consensus on the legalization of abortion? I'm shocked!

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Is this some Liberal party astroturf bullshit?

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

racing identity posted:

Is this some Liberal party astroturf bullshit?

Hmmmm. No about us page...

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