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Jose posted:Rogue one was really bad I don't think it was awful. I just think anyone who walked away from it saying poo poo like "it was definitely the best Star Wars movie and my favorite!" is wasting money on movies. Those people should buy themselves a laser pointer and some shiny paper on a string to swat at. You don't need cinema, the most recent thing to catch your attention is always the greatest thing you've ever seen, and I honestly envy the joy you get out of life. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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last star wars movie i saw was revenge of the sith it was the highlight of the series and they should have left it at that
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:05 |
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numberoneposter posted:last star wars movie i saw was revenge of the sith "I hope everyone dies" -Chinatown
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:10 |
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Prorat posted:"I hope everyone dies" he's a good poster with some good ideas
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:11 |
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from my point of view the jedi are evil
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:11 |
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Only a sith deals in absolutes
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:14 |
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numberoneposter posted:from my point of view the jedi are evil The prequels would have been way more popular in 2017 if they'd gone farther to make the Jedi more overtly corrupted-at-best/evil-at-worst tools of the establishment and the Sith were really the heroes. Do it Disney, remake the the prequels from the perspective of Palpatine where he's the hero of the whole story when you watch it from his perspective.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:18 |
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i know of the new movies but i have no interest in them, i dont hate them either though id rather spend my $$$ watching senile ridley scott destroy his alien franchise because at least its weird, violent, ham fisted philosophical sci-fi that we need, just ignore all insane plot holes and remember that you paid your money to see michael fassbender gently caress up everyones day
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:20 |
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Since a Young Han Solo film would be set roughly 50 years ago from the current film timeline, I expect to see everyone smoking deathsticks non-stop and every room being smoky and filling with mood lighting while people talk about sinister spice smuggling rackets.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 09:24 |
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Han Solo bangs Courteney Cox in the middle of the Mos Eisley cantina and all the aliens and creatures bob their heads in sync with the rhythm.
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ProperCoochie posted:Han Solo bangs Courteney Cox in the middle of the Mos Eisley cantina and all the aliens and creatures bob their heads in sync with the rhythm. Like a glove.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:32 |
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*makes the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.* Han Solo: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:42 |
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Space Ventura: Fett Detective
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:46 |
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What if Han Solo is a womyn?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:46 |
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Ron Howard will fix everything.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:49 |
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numberoneposter posted:*makes the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.* They should do a full rework of the script with the old Extended Universe story when Han stole some mind control weapon so he could abduct Leia for super rapey fun time. Maybe mashed up with the one where he punched some giant weasel.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:55 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Your blaster is digging into my hip. Well I have kissed a Wookie.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:01 |
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space cuban pete is the space king of the space rumba beat
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:19 |
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I find it really sad that they have this huuuuuge universe to do anything they want in, three different eras and time periods for said universe and then just keep rehashing either characters or events we already loving know. I mean it's a giant sci-fantasy sandbox in which they could drat near to Goddamn anything. If this movie was trying to be a road trip comedy maybe that's what they needed. Rasta_Al posted:I hope they ruin it so bad that nerds poo poo themselves. gently caress this cash grab garbage. Lol Actually they should have just declared it a remake of Pet Detective AND the Han Solo movie. What if Han found pets, in spaccccceeeee? Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jun 24, 2017 |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:22 |
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can they please just play the christmas special one more time? please?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:23 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Actually they should have just declared it a remake of Pet Detective AND the Han Solo movie. What if Han found wookies, in spaccccceeeee?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:24 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:
Blazing Ownager posted:I find it really sad that they have this huuuuuge universe to do anything they want in, three different eras and time periods for said universe and then just keep rehashing either characters or events we already loving know.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:25 |
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me? well every morning i open palm slam a VHS tape of babylon 5 and start doing moves like garibaldi when he's a tight spot in downbelow
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:28 |
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"Ok Han, here's the 5,000 credits we agreed on." "Denk you veddy much."
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:28 |
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I thought I was done with Star Wars after the shitshows of Episode VII and Rogue One, but I'd be up for Han Ventura: Hutt Detective. So who is going to be the male criminal cross-dressing to avoid getting caught?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:40 |
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spaces out
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:53 |
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ace ventura movies are the peak of jim carrey's career they're amazing and i look on them with reverence.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:58 |
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*shoots an Imperial officer* LAA-HOOOO-ZAAAH-HEEERRRRRR
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:59 |
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i hope we get the Wookie-on-Han straight shota that was promised in The Paradise Snare: The Han Solo Trilogy #1
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:03 |
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Toilet Shoes posted:Now imagine Han coming out of, or into, Jabba's butt. can't wait for the scene where baby Han and meets baby Jabba in space-day care.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:25 |
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Looking at their body of work and that it is quality I actually am sad Star Wars was taken so seriously as to deprive us of a screwball Han Solo comedy because that's what he was, a not very good smuggler who was second fiddle to Leia cause she was a competent leader. Every other Star Wars is some serious epic why isn't there room for levity? I got my ultra bleak and dark Rogue One and my regular old Star Wars so a break with bumbling Han Solo sounds awesome. P.S. I also support a talking Tiger for Wonder Woman. Gatts fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Prorat posted:"Forget it Ace, it's Amos Eisley"
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:11 |
shikaka e; fb
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:12 |
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I liked Rogue One well enough. It looked and felt like it fit in the classic Star Wars universe and that's honestly all I needed for a couple hours entertainment. I wish the characters had been more fleshed out, but it serves to lend some more weight to the plight of the Rebellion, and it was pretty cool to have a new story set with classic storm troopers and the like. I think people like RLM think the film is more cynical than it is, and while it may not be a mindblowing film, it's got a lot of cool scenes and I liked the sarcastic robot.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:04 |
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Ace Ventura Pet Detective owns and if you think thats a bad movie you are human scum.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:08 |
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Unironically they should have replaced Ehrenreich with Jim Carrey instead.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:34 |
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Instead he's been replaced with Tom Hanks.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:43 |
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Rogue One was cool. Chewie was always the competent member of the crew.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:03 |
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everything about this sounds great and now richy fucken cunningham is gonna ruin the heck out of it )^:
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The worse the better, burn it all down
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