- maskenfreiheit
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I wonder if there's a way to turn this back on them by being aggressively stupid about the kettle corn thing. Like more than already
declare she's addicted, that the roomate is enabling the addiction, and cast him out... not for plowing his gf but for enabling her addiction (to kettle corn)
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- christmas boots
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Or just start making dinner from now on and serve yourself the real food and her only a bowl of kettle corn.
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Jun 25, 2017 18:07
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- Khorne
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I wonder if there's a way to turn this back on them by being aggressively stupid about the kettle corn thing. Like more than already
Add in telling someone from the group that you know as soon as possible in case people don't believe you.
Khorne fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jun 25, 2017
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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My [21 M] sister in law [25 F] tried to have sex with me - I told my brother [27 M] about it and all hell has broken loose
quote:My sister in law made a move on me. It was during my parents’ anniversary celebration. I was in my room – had a little too much to drink and was resting on the bed to get my bearings back. She came into the room, we talked just like we usually did (it was always a cordial relationship) before she threw herself at me. She had also been drinking. I rejected her in an instant.
I told my brother about it the next day, as I didn’t want to ruin my parents’ party. He was very hurt, and immediately confronted his wife. She didn’t deny it – she just said she drank too much. They are now separated, my brother is beginning divorce proceedings and there is a great battle over who gets to keep their 4 year old daughter.
I’ve been getting messages from my SIL’s side of the family and friends – pretty much blaming me for this entire shitstorm. They claim that it was a “stupid, drunken mistake” and that I’ve torn apart a family for nothing. They say I should’ve kept quiet and nothing would have happened. I do regret that a family is being split and I especially feel sorry for my niece, but what else was I supposed to do? I mean my own sister in law wanted to cheat with me. That's beyond disgusting in my book.
tl;dr
Thing is, throwing yourself at your husband’s brother is a bit more than a “drunken mistake.” And what I have been thinking – along with my brother – is that if she can make a move on me, what about some random person with no affiliation with the family? My brother has said he suspects she sleeps with other guys, in light of what she tried with me, and the fact that (in retrospect) there are patterns and trends that make some aspects of her life suspicious. I feel bad that a divorce is coming, but had I been put in that situation again, I’d tell my brother in a heartbeat.
double lol
Me [24F] with my boyfriend [27M] and our friends [25F/30M], things got a bit out of control and now they're blaming us.
quote:Hello /r/relationships,
This is going to be long and a bit complicated, I'm trying my best at explaining.
I'm writing here today because I find myself in a difficult situation and I don't know what to do.
To begin with, I've been with my boyfriend (I'd call him X) for 10 years, everything's been really awesome with him, we rarely argue.
We've been friends with this couple for about 4 years (they've ben together for 6 years, married 6 months ago), I'd call him M and her C, and until last night, we were great friends, really open to almost everything, we could to talk about our sexual life, financial life together and being really honest when something would go too far.
C is really open about sex, she likes to talk about it and share her experience. X and I like too, we're really open too. M is more reserved, doesn't like to talk about it, is way more shy than us. C likes to drink and she's has accident where she's gone too far (without X and I).
Now two nights ago, we were at their place, having dinner and some alcohol and talking casually about everything and after dinner, C decided to make some cocktails, we all 4 drank some but C and I drank a bit more. We were in their living room and decided to put on some music and dance.
Then she went like "I have to show you the last lingerie I bought, come upstairs" (this is pretty common for us two to show each other what we buy). I'm like "ok cool, let's see". She shows me and then we go back downstairs (still fully dressed) for more dancing and more cocktails. At one point, she's a bit drunk and she decides to undress her t-shirt and her bra and she asks me if I'm willing to. I thought why not, my boyfriend is cool with this, I'm cool with this and I thought her husband was ok with this too. We continue dancing (in front of the guys) and we began touching each other's breast and remove our pants (we kept our underwear).
Then my boyfriend began to film the scene, I'm looking at C to see if she's ok with it, she says yes and I ask M if he's ok too. No answer. I'm like "If he doesn't say anything and he doesn't say anything to C, then he's ok with the situation", turns out later that he's not ok at all with this. C then says to me "One more dunk and we remove our panties". I said immediately no, I wasn't comfortable with this.
To summarize the following, C and I drank more, she was more drunk than I was (I was still in control) and at one point X and I decided that it was going nowhere and probably too far and that I was better to leave. I put my clothes back on while C was begging us to stay a bit more. The thing is, she wanted to cuddle M and he turned her down because she was too drunk and I think he wanted to wait until X and I left.
C was so fustrated that she said to me "Can we swap boyfriends because mine won't touch me ?" I jokingly said no and then she touched X's crotch and said "I know you two (X and I) are going to have fun at home tonight)? We joke again about it and leave.
I was a bit embarassed about the situation afterwards because I know M is very touchy with sexuality, doesn't open too much about it and doesn't really like to try new things. I tried to control the situation without initiating anything (always following what C wanted to do).
Now the thing is, she sent me a message saying that we (all four) crossed a line, that it won't happen again (I totally agree with her) and that her husband is mad abut the situation. They apparently argued a lot about it yesterday.
The thing that annoys me is she's blaming us (X and I) for being way more serious than they were (I think she implies that we were thinking about a foursome, which we absolutely didn't want) and that we're more experienced and open about sex than they are and now she's embarrassed about the whole thing.
I don't know what say or to do, I always followed her and never initiated anything, and when my boyfriend initiated something (the filming, we asked everyone if they were alright with it), I always made sure we didn't cross the line. She likes to try new thing sexually and I think that she's going a bit too far for her husband and she doesn't take his opinion seriously.
By the way, X recorded the scene with my phone, I deleted it afterwards and told C about it.
So, what I can do to resolve the situation ? Are X and I in the wrong ? I don't really want to stay friends with them because I don't think we (X and I) did something bad.
We're supposed to go to their place today to explain the situation a bit more but I'm not sure I want to go. I feel so embarrassed and dirty, I feel like they broke the trust I had with them with being so open with them.
TL;DR! My boyfriend and I went to friend's place, things got a bit sexual and now they're blaming us for going too far.
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Jun 25, 2017 18:55
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well she's right that it's definitely unfair to say they were angling for a foursome, they just wanted M to watch while the three of them hosed.
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Jun 25, 2017 19:51
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This or the mom making it up/misremembering/repeating something he said while angry after an argument a while ago are the most likely things to me. Especially if they were buds two weeks ago.
Dad dead, so what
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Jun 25, 2017 19:57
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- im cute
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On her wedding that girl's sister is going to demand a husband too while pissing on the wedding cake.
Piss on the band.
Piss on the gifts.
Hike up one leg and take a good piss on the wedding dress.
Perth ess pip
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Jun 25, 2017 20:36
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- PleasingFungus
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My[21M] girlfriend[21F] was lying about being addicted to kettle corn
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Jun 25, 2017 22:04
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My (m/25) gf (f/25) of 4 years proposed to me and I don't know what to do.
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GF and I have been together for 4 years. At the beginning of a relationship she told me that she'd like to be married before she has children and I agreed with her. Marriage was not brought up until after our 2nd anniversary, when she asked if I could see or relationship lead to marriage. I told her that yes, I could see that. About half a year after that conversation she asked be about my ideal timeline. I don't like the idea of a time line so I told her we'll get engaged when the time is right. She said that she'd like to get engaged around 25 (so around 4 years into our relationship), and married at around 27 (after our 6th anniversary).
Well, she asked me about my timeline agian after our theirs anniversary, and then twice more over the course of the past year. To be honest, I can't give a better answer than when the time is right, because at the moment I really don't feel like the time is right. We both have ok jobs, and everything, but I don't know if I'm at the place where I want to get engaged. I definitely don't want to break up with her though, our relationship is very comfortable.
The problem is - she proposed to me. She saved up for a while and bought me this really nice watch (it's over 2k, so about as expensive as engagement ring), and then proposed me with it yesterday. it felt very sudden to me. I told her I was not ready to give her answer. She then told me that she would like an answer by the end of the coming week. If I accept - we are officially engaged and can start wedding planning. If I don't she pretty much told me she'll break up with me.
Thing is, I don't want to get engaged, or break up with her. I love her, we have a good thing going. To be honest, I like the traditional way that the man proposes because then I have control over when it happens, by this way she seemed to have taken it away from me and left me in this difficult position. I tried telling her I needed more time. She said she is willing to discuss my concerns, but that she needs a "yes" or a "no" answer and that if i don't answer she'll take that as no. I don't know what to do. I really don't want to lose my relationship, but I also don't really want to get engaged.
tl;dr: gf proposed, now it's either get engaged or break up.
lol
I like the traditional way that the man proposes because then I have control over when it happens (never)
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My (m/25) gf (f/25) of 4 years proposed to me and I don't know what to do.
I definitely don't want to break up with her though, our relationship is very comfortable.
 mods please change thread title to "/r/relationships "I definitely don't want to break up with her though, our relationship is very comfortable"
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Jun 25, 2017 23:09
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My (m/25) gf (f/25) of 4 years proposed to me and I don't know what to do.
Time to start putting bait on the hook for the next one
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Jun 25, 2017 23:12
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My (m/25) gf (f/25) of 4 years proposed to me and I don't know what to do.
lol
I like the traditional way that the man proposes because then I have control over when it happens (never)
i hope they end up married as further proof of the total worthlessness and decrepitude of that institution.
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Jun 25, 2017 23:26
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- maskenfreiheit
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i'll probably get married someday, mostly for the tax benefits
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Jun 25, 2017 23:33
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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You shall not pass!
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Bf (25M) is acting incredibly creepy and obsessive in regards to a porn actress that lives in his building. I'm (22F) not sure if there's any way to fix this or make him understand. Considering leaving.
quote:When I say his building, I mean the building he works at. He's a doorman. Basically he handles most of the physical stuff that keeps an apartment running. Also, these are luxury apartments. I mean LUXURY. Maintenance is around 10 to 20 grand a month on the typical apartments, not even including rent. Penthouse is a whole different story. So obviously you can't live there unless you're a literal millionaire.
So basically at work a rumor was running around about a particular family. One of the guys was talking about how he was on a site looking for a video to watch and he stumbled across a video that had an actress that looked a lot like one of the mother's that lives in the building. So the guys all gathered around this dudes phone to see the video and "track the actress down" to find more pictures of her and stuff. And it was basically confirmed that the actress is the mother in the building due to a specific birth mark on her body.
So, after more googling of her husband, they found out hubby was a director, she was a star, they fell in love, and together they've created a multimillion dollar production company. Bf said all the guys were disgusted that her husband married her and everyone pretty much spent the day bursting out in laughter after this woman would enter or exit the building with her children. Theyd watch her on the cameras. (Cameras are EVERYWHERE) as she'd go up or down the elevator too. Just to make fun of her. Classy group, huh?
So bf came home and relayed all of this information to me in like a joking sense? Like he was laughing as he told me. And for the life of me I cannot manage to find it funny! I don't get why it's funny that a retired star and director would get together. If anything, it makes plenty of sense to me!
Unfortunately it does not stop there. Bf has become oddly obsessed with this woman to the point where I'm just completely uncomfortable and filled with anxiety.
Bf openly discussed that he masturbated to one of her videos, and honestly that doesn't bother me much as the videos are across multiple sites. That's just kinda "meh" to me.
But after he did it, bf seems to just be full on ANGRY every single day. Angry at this woman. Every single day I'll either see him or he'll call me and our conversation will divert to how disgusting this woman is. Every day I hear how she's either disrespecting herself, disrespecting her children, or disrespecting her marriage. EVERY DAY. He goes on some tangent about how he could never marry such a woman and how her kids will be bullied because of her actions. Every day he comes home and tries to verbally poo poo all over this lady and her life. From her body to her lifestyle to her intelligence. And don't even get him started on the fact that her and husband are millionaires. Somehow she doesn't deserve any of that wealth even though she helped to create it!
We've argued 5 times over the last two weeks that he's been obsessed with her. I'm tired of This! I'm tired of him talking about her like she's a dog, I'm tired of these tangents he goes on, I'm tired of how much better than her he thinks he is. Obviously she has no idea these conversations are happening but I still don't feel like she deserves to be spoken about this way and I dont want to hear it! In every put down he says about her he basically compliments himself. It's driving me crazy and I'm seriously considering leaving.
I don't know what to do. At this point it either needs to stop completely or I'm leaving and even then the way I feel about him has changed. He's just so angry and bitter. I've never felt so disconnected and unattracted to him. Can this be fixed or healed? Please help me. I'm just disappointed in him and I've never thought I'd feel so...disgusted with him, I guess.
Tl;dr: bf acting like an obsessed creep over a retired porn actress. Don't know if this is fixable or if I should just leave.
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Bf (25M) is acting incredibly creepy and obsessive in regards to a porn actress that lives in his building. I'm (22F) not sure if there's any way to fix this or make him understand. Considering leaving.
Being a doorman is a pretty boring job tho, this is probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened in his doormanning career
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Jun 25, 2017 23:42
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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My GF [20F] couldnt fit in a roller coaster
quote:TL;DR
My GF is a 20F, im a 22M
So, yesterday I thought it would be cool to take my girlfriend and her parents out to six flags. We have only been dating for like 6 months but things are getting pretty serious and I figured a day out with her fam would be a nice way to get to know her parents better.
My girlfriend is 20 years old, 5'3" and is pushing 300 pounds (so i should have been smart enough to know that she couldnt fit in a ride) but she had told me that she used to love six flags as a kid and went all the time when she was in high school.
So were at six flags and after waiting in line for maybe an hour we finally get to the ride (it was "V2" if yall care) and as we were getting ready my girlfriend realizes that she cant fully pull down her shoulder harness. I saw her struggling so i unlocked my harness and got out to go help her. Im a pretty strong guy so I thought I would push the harness down to hopefully just squeeze her in but we both kinda just realized she was just too big. Everyone was staring at us and I knew she was embarrassed so she just gave up and said "its ok baby il be by the exit." So there, her parents and I are on the ride and shes waiting down by the exit and I felt horrible. Eventually the ride ended and I told her parents what happened and they were of course devastated.
After I found my girlfriend, she wasnt crying or anything but she definitely didnt have her normal smile anymore. I tried to console my baby girl as best as i could and even got her a funnel cake to make her feel better (i realize now that doing that is not helpful) but she was still embarrased by the whole thing and she refused to try and go on another roller coaster but insisted that I still enjoy, so to not make things more awkward, her father and I enjoyed the rides together and my girlfriend and her mother just sorta hung back.
Last night, she just seemed so defeated but didnt seem like she wanted to talk about the situation so i just held her and told her how much i loved her. This morning I made her favorite breakfast and called her beautiful maybe 30,000 times.
idk how to handle this, im a bigger guy (6'4" 230 pounds) but like, iv never had a weight problem, so i have no idea what shes growing through. I just want her to know that I couldnt give a flying f**k if she can fit in a roller coaster or not. If she wants to lose weight i would be more than happy to help her and if she doesnt I want her to know that I love my baby girl and that she IS beautiful just the way she is.
It might be more depressing than funny, but I can't get over the fact that tried to make her feel better in the worst possible way.
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Jun 25, 2017 23:47
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- maskenfreiheit
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I [29 M] found out my wife [27/F] of one year is secretely attracted to thugs. We are a black American couple.Relationships
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This is probably stupid, but I just have to speak about it somewhere.
My wife and I met in college. We both went to the same HBCU and we are proud black Americans who love our black people AND America in general, no racism. We're both professionals, she is in her first year of medical residency and I am a day trader.
Anyway this is relevant because we both came from the ghetto and made ourselves successful, which is why this hurts me.
Well long story short I found my wife's diary and I read it. Yes I was wrong. But in it she said that even though she loves me and finds me sexy, she also likes Mike Tyson, 50 Cent, and other thugs.
My question is why...
She is too smart for that. I guess I can understand because they are macho, but it still disturbs me. I am a tall buff guy myself and I know she likes that, but I am disturbed by her liking these thugs.
How can I bring this up to her? im not attracted to any thots. My celebrity crushes are classy black women.
What can I do? I can't believe my wife likes these thugs.
The bad thing is that her little brother is a model and has hung around some of these thugs in videos, so she has a connection.
**tl:dr: I [29 M] found out my wife [27/F] of one year is secretely attracted to thugs. We are a black American couple.
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Jun 25, 2017 23:52
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My GF [20F] couldnt fit in a roller coaster
It might be more depressing than funny, but I can't get over the fact that tried to make her feel better in the worst possible way.
If you can't comfortably fit in the rides, you don't want to be on them anyway. Physics are bad for your health. I love roller coasters and poo poo, but I ain't going near one till I lose 200 pounds.
Maybe this woman will have had her "moment of clarity," and resolved to live a healthier life. More likely, she will rely on her unhealthy coping tools, especially with her boyfriend trying to feed her feelings away.
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This is a reply to the 2nd post from the same lady.
Can't you just be lesbian and happy?
AdaptiveSystems did it better 2/10
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I [29 M] found out my wife [27/F] of one year is secretely attracted to thugs. We are a black American couple.Relationships
I love that the "thugs" she's attracted to are/were multi-millionaire celebrities.
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Jun 26, 2017 01:24
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- maskenfreiheit
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I can't help it, I'm just so attracted to that rapist that bit someone's ear off. It's like we have this connection, y'know?
but he was so funny in the hangover!
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YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
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I love that the "thugs" she's attracted to are/were multi-millionaire celebrities.
Yeah this is kind of insanely racist.
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[UK] Can I [25] get my foreign ex-girlfriend [35] to leave my home?
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Hi folks!
She is from Taiwan, we met on a dating website. I offered her to pay the trip to the UK, we both thought it was a good idea.
I initially assumed one week would be enough since we had never met in person before, but she straight up booked the flight tickets for more than three months. With a lot of arguing she lowered to two months and a half pretexting her birthday, and I finally agreed. I even wrote a nice invitation letter following a template I will show in the comments, in case it would help her get a VISA (in the end she did not even need to provide it).
Right from the beginning I understood that this would not be an equal relationship. Despite me being a student and her already working, she came with no money and put the whole financial burden on me. Taxis,
restaurants, food, SIM card... I paid everything for her, and I received no single thanks. It's like she felt entitled to that. At home, she would treat me like her maid and never lift a finger to help or even to clean her mess.
She would go out to see friends right when we were about to have dinner, so I would ask if she eats with her friends. She would just say maybe, I would eat and then she would come home at 11 PM and yell at me to prepare food for her and that I did not care if she was hungry or not (I bought her a SIM card, and yet she would never communicate about when she would be here or not - besides she had plenty of instant noodles). She would not let me use the heaters when I was cold "because it's bad for the skin". And finally, it's a small thing but she constantly refused to follow my house rules (such as putting a coaster under a glass to protect the wood - I am renting a furnished flat).
Very quickly I lost all illusion that this was a healthy situation. I tried to be more strict and make her at least say "please" when she asks something, but she was getting angry and saying that I am bad to her. She kept saying that the invitation letter for the visa held me accountable, and that she would call the police and show them that if I did not do everything for her. Over the course of a month I was more and more in a state of depression, and it was the last straw when one night she put the heater at MAX to dry her wet shoes and I could not sleep. She refused to turn it off, and turned it back on after I turned it off. Apparently I was "bad" for doing that, and her friends were telling her that I am "bad". Finally, I snapped and asked her to leave and go live with her friends. (I also offered to pay another flight ticket to go back instantly)
When she left, she refused to give me back my keys. She was right to my face refusing to give them back to me and there was nothing I could do, so frustrating. It is a set of two, the metal key for the door and the electronic key for the building. I told her I would change the lock (which I instantly did because I could not feel safe at home, especially considering her potentially malicious friends). She told me she would drop by at times to times, and if the door was locked she would call the police and show the invitation letter, or tell them that I stole some of her items that she left inside. I just told her that if she comes to my home, she has to schedule it with me and I would be happy to give her stuff back.
She started pretending that I beat her and she would tell the police, so I stopped talking to her. She is too crazy to be reasoned with.
Alas, three days ago she showed up at my door (unannoucned of course) and banging at it like crazy because the door was replaced. Her friend went back to China for the summer, so she needed to invite herself back to my place until her flight.
Since then, she has been awful, saying things like I am "bad with girls and need to be taught a lesson" and when I asked what, she replied several times "you will know", she mentionned something about a friend here, "I have the copy of your passport" and "my family are gangsters in Taiwan, the police is afraid of them". I started recording on my phone, I recorded her breaking some of my stuff that were on a table then assaulting me when I shielded my stuff (I suppose she expected me to hit her so she would have a case against me), and I recorded her saying that if I go to the police she will say that "I beat her, and since there was no one to see I can't prove her wrong" (except with the recording, aha). She wants me to pay for the taxi to get her back to the airport, tomorrow.
But I am very anxious now, I don't know if I should report her threats to the police before anything happens in the future, or ask the police to get her out of my place before she breaks everything out of spite right before leaving tomorrow. Or on the contrary if messing with her now would be a sure thing to push her to get revenge later. And I am not even sure the police would help me get her out, and if it escalates I cannot afford a lawyer anyway. I also feel compelled to respect the invitation
So what should I do?
(Edit: wow right as I was writing this for no reason she comes to my room, hits strongly a chair against the table, said she was just feeling angry and goes out to the bedroom again.)
tl;dr: Girlfriend comes from another country, she is a bag of crazy, I don't know if I should call the police to get her out of my home or if it will be a situation harder to handle than just letting things settle down until her flight.
Update: She attacked me with scissors, I called the police, they got her out. (And reading after the fact: sorry about all the mistakes, I wrote in haste and without peace of mind)
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- Khorne
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My GF [20F] couldnt fit in a roller coaster
so i have no idea what shes growing through.
It might be more depressing than funny, but I can't get over the fact that tried to make her feel better in the worst possible way.
Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jun 26, 2017
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Jun 26, 2017 02:15
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- OctaMurk
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Lol at that was the point where I thought it might be a fakepost
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Jun 26, 2017 02:26
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- flick my Mr. Bean
- Nov 18, 2014
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My brother's friend is really overweight and he refuses to do anything that could potentially end in him being unable to fit somewhere. Like Six Flags, for example. Seems like safe is better than sorry in that situation.
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Jun 26, 2017 04:05
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- Thots and Prayers
- Jul 13, 2006
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A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.
B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?
C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
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I [29 M] found out my wife [27/F] of one year is secretely attracted to thugs. We are a black American couple.Relationships
I have a mental picture of this guy as a semi-functional Urkel.
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Jun 26, 2017 04:12
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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I have a mental picture of this guy as a semi-functional Urkel.
*wearing doo-rag*
"Did I do that!"
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Jun 26, 2017 04:16
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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