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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Cons in the French sense.

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Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Lol those Scottish Tories aren't going to last very long if they back this deal.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Say what you like, even cats like Jezza

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Lol those Scottish Tories aren't going to last very long if they back this deal.

them backing it would be good because when there's an election in 3 months labout get 400 seats.

all in all

This Is Good For Jeremy Corbyn

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


ewe2 posted:

Say what you like, even cats like Jezza



I disagree. Both of mine watched the Leaders non-debate with me. They sat totally rapt staring at the screen when Theresa May was talking, then wandered off when Jezza came on.

TBH, cats are natural Tories. FYGM is basically their entire worldview.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
failure rate for cladding samples now at 75/75

also they've started the inquests into the victims the 5 so far were found outside there flats and the provisional cause of death is inhalation of fumes

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Skinty McEdger posted:

Worth noting that the company that looks to be in the running to win the NHS bid, Staffline, also owns PeoplePlus which is the recently renamed Action For Employment (aka A4E).

You may remember A4E for its long history of fraudulent dealings on government contracts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PeoplePlus#Fraud_investigations

That's what A4E means? For fucks sake

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have to say I think £1.5bn is a bit of an overspend for election expenses even if you do it with taxpayer money.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

Be honest though it would be amazing if you could troll the government of the day by bursting into one of these and them all having to rush to parliament to make the confidence vote succeed.

It would utterly destroy productivity of the elected government but frankly they've been pretty bollocks even without malicious obstructionism.

Labour don't need to wait for a confidence vote to do this. By sheer value of turning up in strong numbers to any and every vote they force the Tory/DUP alliance to also turn up or risk losing. Reports from the Major days of minority government talk about MPs being forced to come in off their sick bed, back from their holiday or miss relatives funerals simply because the government couldn't afford to lose the votes. Minority government is hell on MPs and you can bet they will resent May strongly for it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

My girlfriend's mum just told me she wished someone would assassinate May.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCJxE7YH0M

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

jabby posted:

Labour don't need to wait for a confidence vote to do this. By sheer value of turning up in strong numbers to any and every vote they force the Tory/DUP alliance to also turn up or risk losing. Reports from the Major days of minority government talk about MPs being forced to come in off their sick bed, back from their holiday or miss relatives funerals simply because the government couldn't afford to lose the votes. Minority government is hell on MPs and you can bet they will resent May strongly for it.

Ah, the fabled 100% attendance record parliament begins.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

My girlfriend's mum just told me she wished someone would assassinate May.

Was she... making a suggestion to you?

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

them backing it would be good because when there's an election in 3 months labout get 400 seats.

all in all

This Is Good For Jeremy Corbyn

What if there's not an election in 3 months.. or years.. and we're stuck with this circus. What then :(

Also:

EU nationals who filled in 85-page form to secure post-Brexit UK residency will have to apply again

Ahahaha aren't I lucky I never bothered?

Molemitts
Jan 1, 2016
Any chance of the voting age being lowered to 16 by the next election? Labour and SNP back it, do the libdems?

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Molemitts posted:

Any chance of the voting age being lowered to 16 by the next election? Labour and SNP back it, do the libdems?

We have a Tory government so no, zero chance

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Fans posted:

We have a Tory government so no, zero chance

Only pensioners and landlords will be allowed to vote.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


OwlFancier posted:

My girlfriend's mum just told me she wished someone would assassinate May.

So did mine. Wonder if there is an group of mums in their spare time that perform hitman jobs.

Mums for Hire

Camrath posted:

I disagree. Both of mine watched the Leaders non-debate with me. They sat totally rapt staring at the screen when Theresa May was talking, then wandered off when Jezza came on.

TBH, cats are natural Tories. FYGM is basically their entire worldview.

Dogs > Cats. Discuss.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

Was she... making a suggestion to you?

She's the sweetest old lady I've ever met, never swears, never says a bad thing about anyone, and she sort of exasperatedly said "Oh I wish someone would just assassinate her, honestly."

I mean I always liked her but I'm wondering if I can part ex my mum in for her model.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Camrath posted:

I disagree. Both of mine watched the Leaders non-debate with me. They sat totally rapt staring at the screen when Theresa May was talking, then wandered off when Jezza came on.

TBH, cats are natural Tories. FYGM is basically their entire worldview.

Cats are basically Ayn Rand reading libertarians at heart

cosmically_cosmic
Dec 26, 2015

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Cats are basically Ayn Rand reading libertarians at heart

This is disgusting slander. You should be thrown into a gulag for such libel against our feline comrades.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Extreme0 posted:

Dogs > Cats. Discuss.
Dogs will show loyalty to anyone that trains them, even fash. Cats will show loyalty to nobody and wantonly damage your property.

Cats are anarchists but tend too much towards individualist anarchism, dogs are authoritarians but may be trained to authoritarian socialism.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Obviously the answer is dogs < cats < naked mole rats.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

So the Mirror have calculated that instead of using £1bln to bribe the DUP to prop them up, the Tories could have spent it on 50 Freddos each for every man, woman and child in the UK

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-spent-1-billion-clinging-10691577#ICID=sharebar_twitter

95% of readers would rather have 50 Freddos than Theresa May as PM

Molemitts
Jan 1, 2016
All furry animals are good.

Dogs are best tho.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

One more thing to note about this NHS agency sale. Recruitment media was reporting on Staffline's bid as early as the 22nd of May (http://www.recruiter.co.uk/news/2017/05/staffline-remains-tight-lipped-over-reported-bid-nhs-professionals) and speculation was on going about the sale of the agency as far back as the 4th of April (http://www.recruiter.co.uk/news/2017/04/recruiters-reported-be-among-bidders-nhs-professionals) showing this was all ongoing during the election itself.

Noteworthy the only media source that thought it worthy to report on it during the election was Sky News (http://news.sky.com/story/staffline-tables-bid-for-nhs-nurses-agency-amid-privatisation-row-10885313) and even then it was buried in their business section.

You would think this would be something that perhaps may have needed coverage during an election where one of the big issues was the future of the NHS.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Tigey posted:

So the Mirror have calculated that instead of using £1bln to bribe the DUP to prop them up, the Tories could have spent it on 50 Freddos each for every man, woman and child in the UK

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-spent-1-billion-clinging-10691577#ICID=sharebar_twitter

95% of readers would rather have 50 Freddos than Theresa May as PM

Caramel or Normal Freddos?

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

yeah Freddos are superior to Taz's

minema
May 31, 2011
Does anyone know more about what exactly NHS professionals does? Do they run the staff banks for individual hospitals or is it something different? I was hoping to rely on banking at my hospital for three years while I do my degree, I hope this doesn't ruin my plans!

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

minema posted:

Does anyone know more about what exactly NHS professionals does? Do they run the staff banks for individual hospitals or is it something different? I was hoping to rely on banking at my hospital for three years while I do my degree, I hope this doesn't ruin my plans!

It runs the staff banks for these hospitals:

https://www.nhsprofessionals.nhs.uk/en/members/joining/where-can-i-work

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


"Eugh, can't have a public sector body doing a better job for less cost than the glorious free market, we'd best get in there and gently caress it up to avoid embarrassing our donors"

See also: East Coast

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
May: "Actually we will make EU nationals living in the UK wear golden stars on their chest and they will get some rights"

EU: "No"

May: "Okay we will let them have the privilege of maybe perhaps being able to accumulate 5 years of residence and become British citizens but <vague mumbling>"

EU: "No"

May: "Okay we will let them sign up for a very streamlined process of the current citizenship one, and they keep almost all rights except voting"

EU: "Close, but no"


Personally, I'm fine with registering but man is May loving vague about the details, and that's loving dangerous in the long term when the hidden catches start appearing.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
What is Trident and why does Jeremy hate it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I missed that, the EU is demanding settlement rights for UK resident EU citizens?

Darth Windu posted:

What is Trident and why does Jeremy hate it

The UK's submarine launched nuclear missile system.

Jeremy thinks nuking people is stupid/ethically unconscionable.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
the thing you have to remember about cats is that we definitely didn't domesticate them to control pests- dogs were domesticated much earlier, and are better mousers and much more useful animals besides. another is that some elements of their "domestication" are actually adaptations to alter our behavior - kittens learn their meowing pitch, and they nearly universally learn to the same pitch of a wailing infant- it evokes the most reaction from humans.

my personal favorite theory they, evolutionary speaking, aren't pets - they're parasites. larger ancestors of cats were attracted to human settlements because we attract tons of prey and are filthy, and the gradual process of natural selection meant the cuter and less dangerous specimens thrived over the wilder and more dangerous ones. this is why they're the only pet with innate dignity and also why they're the only truly funny pet- because only they can lose it.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Jeremy thinksnuking people is stupid/ethically unconscionable.

Also it costs a ridiculous amount of money to maintain, which could be better spent in any of a thousand different ways.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CoolCab posted:

the thing you have to remember about cats is that we definitely didn't domesticate them to control pests- dogs were domesticated much earlier, and are better mousers and much more useful animals besides. another is that some elements of their "domestication" are actually adaptations to alter our behavior - kittens learn their meowing pitch, and they nearly universally learn to the same pitch of a wailing infant- it evokes the most reaction from humans.

my personal favorite theory they, evolutionary speaking, aren't pets - they're parasites. larger ancestors of cats were attracted to human settlements because we attract tons of prey and are filthy, and the gradual process of natural selection meant the cuter and less dangerous specimens thrived over the wilder and more dangerous ones. this is why they're the only pet with innate dignity and also why they're the only truly funny pet- because only they can lose it.

I also find the symbiosis argument quite compelling.

Julio Cruz posted:

Also it costs a ridiculous amount of money to maintain, which could be better spent in any of a thousand different ways.

I think it's a fairly small part of the defence budget, and the rest of the defence budget is arguably worse because we actually use that to kill people whereas Trident, by design, is only used to give people jobs. I've never much bought the money argument.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Well there's also the small detail that based on recent tests if they ever did fire one then it's more likely than not to ignore it's target and instead fly towards the USA.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Skinty McEdger posted:

Well there's also the small detail that based on recent tests if they ever did fire one then it's more likely than not to ignore it's target and instead fly towards the USA.

lol that owns, please end our misery for us

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Hey Coohoolin, not sure if this has already been posted but is this relevant to you?

https://twitter.com/alexebarker/status/879340087628242945

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