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All these people roleplaying as Chad while they rip on Tinfoil and Burk. The irony is palpable.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:47 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 08:33 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:
Dude... Really?
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:58 |
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I would like to state that I play this video game ... but ... I am awesome and definitely not a nerd.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:02 |
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The tinfoil guide owns, I don't see the problem Now I can beat him and get to the next boss battle
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:02 |
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Also, I enjoy the game in a cool, laid back way while smoking weed and drinking wine, whereas the way you enjoy it is stupid.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:04 |
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Kelp Plankton posted:The tinfoil guide owns, I don't see the problem The next boss battle is me, so you know. Roll the dice on how that'll work out
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:05 |
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So it's like a guide on how I play Jason and how I perceive my weakest / most vulnerable situations. Why is this so provocative.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:05 |
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codenameFANGIO posted:Also, I enjoy the game in a cool, laid back way while smoking weed and drinking wine, whereas the way you enjoy it is stupid. Friday the 13th the Game: The way you enjoy it is stupid.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:06 |
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Burkion posted:The next boss battle is me, so you know. So let you kill me then sell out my teammates via steam messages and death cam again?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:09 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:So it's like a guide on how I play Jason and how I perceive my weakest / most vulnerable situations. I think the third person perspective the entire time is what pushes it into being funny.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:12 |
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Welp. This thread was cool.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:13 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:It's necessary. Have you experienced my Jason? I mean, different strokes and all that but I think having a "gameplan" as Jason is lame and never doing a cinematic kill is really loving lame. I think you should quick-kill or melee counselors like Tommy Jarvis or any of the high composure Final Girls, but everybody else is fair game for fancy kills unless you're surrounded by a good coordinated counselor team trying to stun you. If you're going to pick on the poor idiots wandering away from the flock at least have the decency to make it entertaining.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:16 |
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joylessdivision posted:I did a clean sweep as NES Jason today. It was beautiful. That was me. I had a tough go in that car because I scavenged it after a now-dead group drove it into the middle of the woods. I was actually doing pretty good off-roading for the first time, but it was slow going. Dammit I was so close to the end.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:19 |
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King Vidiot posted:surrounded by a good coordinated counselor team trying to stun you. Every goon game, more or less. Don't get me wrong, I go for environment kills when I can - I just don't obsess over it to the point where I'll let someone get out of a grab. Jason VIII has a weak grab as well, so you need to have good positioning to pull one off reliably. Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:20 |
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There's enjoying something and then there's... Whatever that was.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:23 |
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There aren't enough tips around to help me from running headlong into Jason's or driving my car into buildings
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:45 |
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Protip: if you're bad at driving let someone else do it
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:50 |
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Burkion posted:The next boss battle is me, so you know. And by that you mean just don't touch the phone and wait 20 minutes?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:51 |
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The key to driving is not to be scared of off-roading and to learn which trees are real and which are fake news. Also it increases your chance to flip the car dramatically which really spices up a game.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:52 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:And by that you mean just don't touch the phone and wait 20 minutes? Oh don't worry I come up with activities
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:56 |
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So apparently redditors are now freely discussing the wall glitch, and explaining how to do it. What I am saying is: don't use quickplay unless you want hours of your life wasted.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:57 |
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Tinfoil is a cool dude I'd do 'im
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:10 |
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Lastdancer posted:I'd do 'im He'd likely give you a comprehensive guide to his erogenous zones, so you are covered.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:15 |
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Tinfoil's write up gave me a good giggle and I'm thankful for it. I too refuse to speak as Jason...and as a counselor cause I don't have a mic at the moment.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:16 |
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a cock shaped fruit posted:So apparently redditors are now freely discussing the wall glitch, and explaining how to do it. I don't care to know how it's done but what does the wall glitch do? Does it just get people stuck in the walls?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:18 |
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Okay, I've come to expect one-or-two players to drop from the game when they find out they're not Jason, but five? Is it even a game at that point? Also informing Jason of glitching players and forming an impromptu truce to dislodge them never gets old.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:21 |
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Spacebump posted:I don't care to know how it's done but what does the wall glitch do? Does it just get people stuck in the walls? Yeah you glitch into or through a wall and Jason can't get to you. Super fuckin' fun poo poo.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:21 |
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Spacebump posted:I don't care to know how it's done but what does the wall glitch do? Does it just get people stuck in the walls? Through an embrassingly easy process, you can essentially force yourself through any geometry you wish. Core examples include: *Under the stairs on packanack *Onto large building roofs *Through walls in cabins *Into sheds that are not supposed to be entered *Out of the map entirely It's an absurdly easy thing to do, so once it's common knowledge it'll likely spread like wildfire. A pro tip - Part 3 Jason can do a 'strong' attack where he does an overhead swing with the Axe, and this often can hit people through walls. It's closest thing Jason players have to an 'answer'.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:38 |
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Can the counselors rub their backs against one another to merge into a higher shiva - like deity capable of completing objectives whilst their neck is in Jason's hands Because if not then this bug sucks What the duck is wrong with my phone's autocorrect it keeps switching my words to the dumbest poo poo and then I have to go back and fix it bwugh
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:47 |
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a cock shaped fruit posted:He'd likely give you a comprehensive guide to his erogenous zones, so you are covered. I wish more people were this thoughtful. Just a little packet of dos and don'ts, that's all I ask.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:59 |
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Wanderer posted:I wish more people were this thoughtful. Just a little packet of dos and don'ts, that's all I ask. And people wonder why divorce rates are so high. Withholding information from your spouse.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:00 |
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Ya'll laugh but Duster and Tinfoil are the most annoying Jason's to play against EVER. A GameFaq on beating either or both of them may be required.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:07 |
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I've been playing chad and talking very loud to begin matches. I just want to help.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:16 |
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UPDATE YOUR loving GAAAAAME Also: tips. Treebranch stuns like a baseball bat although it will almost definitely break. Also give me a brick and a rock to throw at Jason / Councillors. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:48 |
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Just had the best game as Tiffany of all people on Higgins. The Jason was a competent Part 2 that triple-trapped the phone box first thing (I knew because I spawned next to the house it was in and heard him through the wall) so I spent the match fixing the two-seater east of the barn. I got the keys and the battery installed and ran gas to the house adjacent to the car when Jason found me. I dumped the gas in the house and ran back to the barn to window scam him and hopefully get him to gently caress off. After a bit of that a Battle Chad showed up and got Jason off my rear end long enough for me to get back to the car and get the gas in. Jason kills Chad and comes back for me, so I grab a flare gun and head back toward the car when none other than Tommy Jarvis (and the only other surviving player) drives by in the 4 seater. I couldn't loving believe someone would bring a car that way but he drives up that little hill leading to that clutch of eastern four cabins like a champ. Jason and I don't know what the hell to make of it for a moment until he decides I'm the safer bet so I flare his rear end, start the car and I get away with about 25 seconds left in the round. I switch the camera to Tommy just in time to see him juke Jason beautifully and escape with 17 seconds left. Whoever that Jason was must have been pissed. Best non-Adam score I've ever got.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:54 |
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Spacebump posted:I don't care to know how it's done but what does the wall glitch do? Does it just get people stuck in the walls?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:26 |
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Pubbies in deadchat seem to usually be pretty open to a pact to murder another counselor who made us watch their glitched bullshit for several minutes.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:33 |
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ChickenHeart posted:Okay, I've come to expect one-or-two players to drop from the game when they find out they're not Jason, but five? Is it even a game at that point?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:36 |
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Motherfucker posted:UPDATE YOUR loving GAAAAAME There's an update?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:40 |
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a cock shaped fruit posted:There's an update? No, hence my frustration.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:45 |