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Maybe these would work? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-10pcs-32mm-Plastic-Soccer-Table-Foosball-Ball-Football/32790647392.html Balls for table football, not sure if they're hollow or not, I haven't played it since I was about 10. Diameter is right though. Has anyone found just some basic p38 can openers? Found them on another site but you had to buy like 1000. Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jun 26, 2017 |
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That's actually really handy I've been looking for a better source of bird meat, that net is just the ticket
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Code Jockey posted:That's actually really handy I've been looking for a better source of bird meat, that net is just the ticket Nets are not sporting, use the toothpick crossbow
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Hug in a Can posted:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg03q100E4g blugu64 posted:Nets are not sporting, use the toothpick crossbow brb modifying my crossbow into a net launcher
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I got one of those toothpick crossbows from ebay a few days ago, and when I went to check on the status I found this... Should I go ahead and open a dispute now, or what? I already sent payment but there is no tracking info at all.
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Every time that's happened to me, the seller still pulls through. Almost 100% happens on repro SNES games.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Every time that's happened to me, the seller still pulls through. Almost 100% happens on repro SNES games. Cool, I'll give them a bit. As long as it comes by September so my son can take it to school.
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Mine did that too but it already shipped, suck it China and the countless vulnerable exposed fleshy bits of the world.
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 http://s.aliexpress.com/vq22u2im These knockoff brushes are really nice and are going to feature prominently in my Christmas gifting
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Gimmie gimmie gimmie! The link that is. It was listed as mini zhuge crossbow but it's no longer listed on ebay. In fact searching for toothpick bows seems to be blocked now. WAIT, here's one seller on AE https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Wood-Mini-Zhuge-Crossbow-Crafts-Chinese-Repeating-Crossbow-Toy-Home-Decoration/32603456261.html Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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Toothpick crossbows removed from amazon. Actual crossbows still available.  But, but, my freedoms!
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Synthbuttrange posted:It was listed as mini zhuge crossbow but it's no longer listed on ebay. In fact searching for toothpick bows seems to be blocked now. I was able to order a metal one for 5 bucks free shipping on eBay, 15 for a wooden one seems like a bit much
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Ralph Crammed In posted:So, if you're like me (a fat girl who buys lingerie on Ali Express) you're probably noticed that most of the photos for clothes are very obviously stolen from somewhere. Most of the time it's from other online retailers, but sometimes you find a treasure. Ha! Even better is when you find out that your five sizes larger in China. In America, I'm sz 34-36. According to Aliexpress, I'm size XXXL Grande super fat.
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 New House Challenge! Also, feel free to tell me to gently caress off and do my own homework. I put this out there for fun in case you guys are as bored at work as I am. Facts: I bought a house. -House is located next to several parks -I have an accessible river a few blocks away (~200m wide) -I have 2 cats -I have a garage that I want to make into a workshop (mostly woodworking) -I have an unfinished basement for laundry/beer brewing -My  girlfriend already thinks I'm a loving moron so I can do whatever I wantChallenge: What sort of worthless inane poo poo (or useful gadgets) from AliExpress deserve a mention and possibly a purchase to join my ranks? I've gone through the first 30 pages of the thread and there's some gold. What stands out to you guys? Honorable Mentions (from this page) Carrying Straps for Moving Soul Destroying Yard Cherub Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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How about a dead-eyed child, to scare off the local yobs? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ame...2711791041.html These clocks are also pretty sweet. I'm sure goons could draw you up a nice one. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fre...2797316813.html
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Nettle Soup posted:How about a dead-eyed child, to scare off the local yobs? That little angel is watching a man get flayed alive off-screen. I'm 100% sure of it.
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I really want to buy a $5 metal toothpick crossbow.
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Looking up paint: Get 4 pages of decorated cigarette lighters. Look up Tottenham (English Football team): Get half a page of poo poo merch and 4 pages of bras. I think AliExpress has an opinion about my choice of sporting clubs and just subtly called me a tit. Well played.
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Nettle Soup posted:
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE AND BUY A GOATSE CLOCK!
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Facebook Aunt posted:Toothpick crossbows removed from amazon. Actual crossbows still available. I don't even think they are on ebay anymore. I really hope mine shipped before the ban.
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I went to order one of those crossbows and the listing was deleted as I was filling out my shipping info 
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The search "2017 mini crossbow" works on ebay but all of these are metal and quite expensive (albeit ornate)
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For those looking for toothpick crossbows...
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Don't worry, if fidget spinners are anything to go by in a few weeks the market will be flooded and the moral panic will have moved on to something new and then it'll be easy to acquire your tiny armament in peace. Maybe they'll even have moved past the iron age and be selling tiny flintlocks and cannons that fire bbs 
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Crossbows that fire fidget spinners when?!
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Fidget spinner bolos for protecting your flower bushes from quadrotor drones, with some anti-hoverboard caltrops and a tiny moat full of hydrogel beads.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:
Buy a whole fuckload of those LED light strips and do a whole wall with them and turn your garage into a 24/7 Daft Punk show Populate your garden space with 100% mystery plants from Ali.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:
Aliexpress is a wonderful place to get organization items, so bins and etc. for your woodworking and brewing poo poo so it's not all over the place, paving the way to More Happy Girlfriend because Your poo poo Isn't All Over The Place. Additionally, check out the cleaning devices in the OP in particular. Melamine sponges, drain cleaning hook things, hooks--that stuff just ends up being really useful and costs dramatically less than getting it in the store. In my experience they're usually the best returns, actually--the item I've re-ordered most often was hooks, followed by hanging garment bags. Also, you could probably get her every piece of jewelry in the OP and all the kitchen doodles for under $100 monies. Pick fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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lohli posted:Crossbows that fire fidget spinners when?! Guy Mann posted:Fidget spinner bolos for protecting your flower bushes from quadrotor drones, with some anti-hoverboard caltrops and a tiny moat full of hydrogel beads. Check out my new fidget spinner 
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flashy_mcflash posted:Buy a whole fuckload of those LED light strips and do a whole wall with them and turn your garage into a 24/7 Daft Punk show A metric fuckload of LEDs would be pretty amazing. I've got some strips from when I used to build race drones. They'll light up a city block done right.
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I've reorganized the OP; if y'all have things to add especially to the curated categories please let me know. I especially need sticker recommendations since people seem to like them but they're not in my backlog since I don't really buy stickers.
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Oh, here are some items for Cat Amusement: Corner Groomer Flapping Butterfly (my cat loves this one) 3-Tier Play Whirly Swingy whirl mouse Robot mouse Mystery tunnel Weeble killing exercise feed slowing bowl for overly quick eaters
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Guy Mann posted:Maybe they'll even have moved past the iron age and be selling tiny flintlocks and cannons that fire bbs Merry Christmas, don't shoot your eye out https://www.wish.com/m/c/58622de8bd91794cb978bd0c
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Ordered. My wife is going to be impressed with my new purchase.
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Do note that these toothpick crossbows can cause injuries more severe than an "ow, you dumb poo poo, stop that!". I'm not saying don't get them, just maybe don't demonstrate on a valued loved one first.
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I really recommend you don't purchase those. My mother still has a red dot in her iris from when she was stabbed in the eye as a child.
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Yeah, I think some of you might be underestimating the velocity at which these things fire. Or maybe you're not and you're just fans of acupuncture, I dunno
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