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Yes, the creatures with pivotal hinge joints and an exoskeleton are renowned for their flexibility. Seriously Peter who the gently caress taught you biology?
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 19:24 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Why exactly did Magneto agree to this? Did Newspaper logic hit that hard or did the situation change somewhere from "I have Spider-Man completely at my mercy and am about to take his powers to create super mutants!" before he agreed to a draw? Here's the last part of that story, but basically Spidey beat him through the power of questionable comic book science, and then Magneto pointed out "how exactly do you expect to keep me locked up?" Which is actually more reasonable than I remembered, especially since in this story Spidey doesn't know other mutants exist, so he can't just ask Professor X what to do.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:40 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:He still does, check the Mole Man strip near the top of the page. Oh, you're right! Got caught up in the story, didn't even notice the improvement in art.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:07 |
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Y'know ignoring the whole "Magnets how do they work" thing, I'm surprised more writers haven't tried to use this logic.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:55 |
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they say magnetism, but it is always written as telekinesis that only works on metal.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 22:41 |
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In the Fox X-Men movies it's explicitly not magnetism, but control of metal. They even say it out loud a couple times.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:03 |
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bye moleman.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:16 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yes, the creatures with pivotal hinge joints and an exoskeleton are renowned for their flexibility. Seriously Peter who the gently caress taught you biology? Doctor Kurt "Inject myself with Lizard DNA to regrow my arm" Connors.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:20 |
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R.I.P mole man. Well, time to get back to MJ's interview storyline
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:21 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:32 |
MJ is too high for this poo poo.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:00 |
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Elfface posted:Doctor Kurt "Inject myself with Lizard DNA to regrow my arm" Connors. Synthbuttrange posted:
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:05 |
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Tyrannus: "Yo, Mole Man! Down here!"
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 08:04 |
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Why is Mole Man the most noble and heroic character in this comic
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 11:02 |
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Dr Pepper posted:Why is Mole Man the most noble and heroic character in this comic I thought he generally didn't give a poo poo about the surface.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:24 |
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frodnonnag posted:I thought he generally didn't give a poo poo about the surface. He doesn't. If Aunt May weren't there, he wouldn't give a flying gently caress about the collateral damage.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:37 |
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Mods, thread name change to Newspaper Mole Man: The real hero of Newspaper Spider-Man
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 13:19 |
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I want to see the moment between panels 1+2 where Spidey scampers at high speed over to MJ so he can stand thoughfully behind her.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 14:25 |
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You saw how much damage he caused! He harmed one of your precious city streets. It will take a crew at least a week to fix this!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:25 |
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A Newspaper Spider-Man week though, which is around 2 years of real life time.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:52 |
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Lenny didn't even shroom a single car!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 16:33 |
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RIP, Albuquerque.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:04 |
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Endless Mike posted:Lenny didn't even shroom a single car! He was definitely a crack based menace. It's like you weren't even reading.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:05 |
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Lenny went a step beyond and destroyed a street. That's where cars LIVE!!!
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:46 |
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RIP Mole-Martyr
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:23 |
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Plot Twist-- that was a tumor Spidey removed from Lenny because Subterra's HMO sucks on toast and Mole Man was just doing some healthcare tourism
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:45 |
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With the way MJ is talking... I think they really might be doing "There's no such thing as Tyrannus, it's all an elaborate ruse from Mole Man to get in Aunt May's pants".
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 02:06 |
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frodnonnag posted:I thought he generally didn't give a poo poo about the surface. You say that like those are mutually exclusive statements.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:02 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Here's the last part of that story, but basically Spidey beat him through the power of questionable comic book science, and then Magneto pointed out "how exactly do you expect to keep me locked up?" I feel like this comic can't get goofier, and then we get Scorpion's back story condensed into a few panels. Then again 'want to become a scorpion?' 'Lol sure' might be his backstory in mainstream comics too
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:11 |
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Uuuuuuuuh
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:15 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:19 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I thought it was the next strip to follow moleman+spiderman but it isn't
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:36 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:42 |
This owns.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:47 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Is it just me or is that middle panel surprisingly competently composed? The way he goes from 'looking up at May' in the first panel to staring dejectedly downward (away from her and toward his death), the destroyed surface objects mutely reinforcing his argument about Tyrannus' plans... It's hard to believe it's the same artist.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:54 |
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Ponsonby Britt posted:Is it just me or is that middle panel surprisingly competently composed? The way he goes from 'looking up at May' in the first panel to staring dejectedly downward (away from her and toward his death), the destroyed surface objects mutely reinforcing his argument about Tyrannus' plans... It's hard to believe it's the same artist. He's just staring at May's sweet rack.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:18 |
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enigmahfc posted:He's just staring at May's sweet rack. That's how you get into Trouble.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 17:25 |
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I'd like just one time to have someone continue asking reasonable questions whenever something inexplicable happens "Why did that work on Lenny? He's following his own scent" "Ahhh you see they have notoriously poor eyesight" "Yeah but hes chasing a piece of his skin, shouldn't he be immune to his own scent" "Ahhh you see but they also have notoriously poor olfactory senses" "Then he wouldn't smell anything at all." "Look man what do you want here, it worked didn't it" "I feel like if I'm going to fight this creature I should know why it's doing something" "IT'S REALLY, REALLY STUPID. Happy?!?" "Yeah but then why would it bother attacking the surface world at all, why wouldn't it be in a cave chasing its own tail" "gently caress you spiderman"
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:19 |
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