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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cerebral Bore posted:

Why not both?

Can't multilaterally disarm if you already unilaterally disarmed.

*picture of man tapping side of head*

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mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

OK, who is going to invade Britain?

Like, Russia's decrepit navy isn't going to land at Hastings and do a William the Bastard circa 1066. The EU isn't going to invade us. About the only people who could are the Americans and America isn't going to invade us for a whole host of reasons you hardly need to go into.

Therefore scrap the loving stupid waste of money boondoggle end of the world weapon, actually invest in the Royal Navy so it's more than an aircraft carrier with no planes and two frigates. More bang for your buck and you have toys that might actually get used.

You have to invent some loving fantastical Clancy shite to come up with a justification for us maintaining a nuclear arsenal. It's stupid.

Nuke chat remains loving stupid precisely because it is Clancy wankery.

Shame there's nothing actually happening in Britain today so we have to fill the time by talking about weapons no sane human would ever use.

Well, I definitely agree that the conventional navy etc has been cut to shreds and needs to be boosted, it has been many many years since we've been able to fulfil our NATO patrol obligations, never mind maintain a regular presence in the Caribbean etc, and Russian warships can regularly cut into UK waters with perhaps at best a minesweeper being available to show our face. Regardless of Trident, any government should invest in that, and honestly that's an area where Labour could, if it wished, come at the conservatives from the right as with police numbers and show why austerity is bad and actively damaging to national security.

That said, the nuclear deterrence argument doesn't rest on the next few years, but the coming decades. The resurgence of Russia as a military power - and as an interventionist, expansionist military power - over the last few years has been entirely unpredicted, and who is to say what the geopolitical situation will look like in five years, never mind ten, or twenty, or thirty or more years down the line?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Cerebral Bore posted:

Being anti-nuke isn't about chasing the Liberal Moral High Ground, it's about trying to minimize the risk of armageddon. You're looking at this from a completely wrong angle, mate.
plenty of people are posing it as the moral position though.

Cerebral Bore posted:

Why not both?
if you've unilaterally disarmed, you don't have a seat at multilateral disarmament talks. you no longer have anything to bring to the table.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Cerebral Bore posted:

Do you think that war stopped happening after 1945 or what?

not war, but The War. The great European War, the child of a couple centuries of war and rearming periods, a collection of so many arms races it wound up a damned arms marathon. a toxic conflict that spilled out over the remainder of the planet in the form of colonialism, imperialism, capitalism. the war that never bloody changed until entire loving continents were at war over some pissup in the Balklands, and then had the sequel to end all sequels where ever more lives were extinguished in ever more horrific fashions.

we are the children of that time. we accomplished a Europe that was merely a basket case instead of being the kind of nut job that lights it's bed on fire when it was cold. MAD did that- and if you are any student of history at all you'll know it's mad it did too.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Yeah everyone with a hardon for nukes needs to be forced to watch this BBC test run of their nuclear warning, or at least the last 10 minutes. Lord Buckethead had the right idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZ3LGfSMhA

I feel loving sick after watching this.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Filboid Studge posted:

The transformation plan (assuming TYC isn't binned altogether) isn't about centralisation, it's about reducing the burden on secondary care by moving services into the community and investing more in public health, social care and preventive medicine. Better for the public and cheaper so more can be invested in service improvements.

NI really is over-supplied with major hospitals, though, and centralising centres of excellence is good for patients. Complaints people have about the cancer centre being an hour away from their rural home are a bit mad when looked at from outside NI.

You expect me to drive to Belfast and have to listen to all those bastards :argh:

Cheers for that, I'm not really too clued up on health policy and my eyes kind of gloss over on the details

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I agree with Corbyn's position of multi-lateral efforts to get rid of nukes. We have come very close to nuclear holocaust in the past and our luck will not hold forever. Particularly if the US keeps giving maniacs the chance to kill everyone.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I'm cool with nukes provided the country hires competent scientists and engineers to maintain and store them safely (i.e not any country gutting everything to the bone, not the sauds, short ruling warlords etc.). Ultimately they're just a deterrance from complete invasion; a "if you are capable of destroying us, we can do the same". It's a big part of why Israel and America are terrified of Iran dabbling with nukes and nuclear energy; random unprovoked strafing runs on a country become much deadlier when they have the means to fight back. No country is going to use nukes precisely because every nation on the earth is allied with a bation capable of second strike.

If anything, global dismantlement triggers a game of chicken where as the number of nukes decrease the odds of suffering reprecussions for a first strike also decrease.

At the same time it doesn't matter at all if the UK keeps or dismantles Trident; not only are you allied with other nations with second strike capability, you are also geographically insulated from any sort of spontaneous invasion that doesn't strike other countries first. The Empty House Banking Island is far down on the list of attractive EU nations to invade.

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 27, 2017

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Cerv posted:

plenty of people are posing it as the moral position though.

The moral position is the one that decreases the risk of blowing up the world, yes.

Cerv posted:

if you've unilaterally disarmed, you don't have a seat at multilateral disarmament talks. you no longer have anything to bring to the table.

What? So the moment you don't possess nukes you lose all ability to influence other countries to disarm? How does that make any sense?

Besides that it's pretty drat clear that the disarmament talks that matter are the US-Russia ones.

CoolCab posted:

not war, but The War. The great European War, the child of a couple centuries of war and rearming periods, a collection of so many arms races it wound up a damned arms marathon. a toxic conflict that spilled out over the remainder of the planet in the form of colonialism, imperialism, capitalism. the war that never bloody changed until entire loving continents were at war over some pissup in the Balklands, and then had the sequel to end all sequels where ever more lives were extinguished in ever more horrific fashions.

we are the children of that time. we accomplished a Europe that was merely a basket case instead of being the kind of nut job that lights it's bed on fire when it was cold. MAD did that- and if you are any student of history at all you'll know it's mad it did too.

Yeah, we've moved the butchery to the global fringe countries instead of throwing down in Europe. And I still like your tiger-repelling rock.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Entropy238 posted:

I feel loving sick after watching this.

The last 10 minutes lost me a good hour or two of sleep for how much fear it instilled in me, holy gently caress.

I think the reason why this is so viscerally frightening is because it's the closest realistic analogue we're actually going to hear of the abrahamic 'sounding of the horns that ends the earth' as we're going to get.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jun 27, 2017

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Nukechat is worse than boatchat :(

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cerebral Bore posted:

The moral position is the one that decreases the risk of blowing up the world, yes.

How is this goal brought forward by the UK unilaterally disarming?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Regarde Aduck posted:

There were rumours that the second carrier would be immediately mothballed because the MoD decided it couldn't actually afford them but only decided this after the order. I have no idea what the status of the second carrier is now.

The MoD was going to mothball it yeah but then Putin and Ukraine rather changed their minds. We'll be operating both of them. (Presumably, most of the time, one actually out and doing stuff and one docked for maintenance and refurbishment).

To be fair, the yanks are having loads of trouble with EMALS, which is the type of catapult that would have gone into our carriers and now might be a complete turkey, so kinda hosed either way.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

OwlFancier posted:

*picture of man tapping side of head*

~~Rollsafe.jpg~~

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
I think nukes are bad and anyone that uses them is a monster, and I hope one day they no longer exist. But I don't think the world is there yet. And TBH don't see it getting there in my lifetime.

The fact is they exist. And, I think it's far to say that they have probably* resulted in a better, more peaceful** world since WW2. The Cold War would not have been so cold, and we could quite easily have slipped back into a WW2-scale warfare. With the threat of nukes, and rational actors in the US and USSR, we instead had a period of very tense brinksmanship and a few proxy wars. That clearly is not perfect, but probably better than the full-scale international hot war that might have been there instead.

As for the UK specifically. It is a very difficult one and there are valid arguments on both sides. On balance I support continuing to keep the minimum deterrent, with a view to supporting long-term multi-lateral disarmament. People are right that - in the current world order - a scenario where the UK would need to use its nukes unilaterally is barely imaginable. But who is to say what the world will be like in 50 years? Things change, and at the moment are changing at a greater and greater pace. Threats that exist now were not on our radar 20-30 years ago. Also, UK as a nuclear power/partner is something the US greatly respects, and through that partnership the UK gets a huge (and more so than other allies) amount of access to US technology, knowledge, cooperation, business (mostly in defence and similar fields, but not just that). That would be a much tougher ask if we unilaterally disarmed.

*Yes, this cannot be proven until we invent a machine to look at alternate universes.
**Than it would have been. I know we can't call today particularly "peaceful".

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Spuckuk posted:

Nukechat is worse than boatchat :(

How about nukeboatchat?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

His Divine Shadow posted:

It would be better to genetically engineer them to dislike humans.



This is the worst fetish yet.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

baka kaba posted:

How about nukeboatchat?

Answer remains the same: the best nukeboat is your friends nukeboat :v:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

baka kaba posted:

How about nukeboatchat?

Boaty McBlowUpWorld?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

How is this goal brought forward by the UK unilaterally disarming?

It will because you think it won't.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

baka kaba posted:

How about nukeboatchat?

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/her-majestys-nuclear-seaplane-7043b94b09aa

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Shut up! Shut up, all of you!

God, i've never wanted to nuke anyone less in my life!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
The only good nukes are the ones you drop on France, or maybe India, in Civ 4

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

baka kaba posted:

How about nukeboatchat?
A nuclear merchant navy would be a cool and good thing.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
k let's cheer up with some crazy Julian

https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/879706484438966272

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


We haven't had a world war since Pippi Longstocking was published, thereby proving something.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cerebral Bore posted:

What? So the moment you don't possess nukes you lose all ability to influence other countries to disarm? How does that make any sense?

Besides that it's pretty drat clear that the disarmament talks that matter are the US-Russia ones.

Generally the point of multilateral disarmament talks are to trade a reduction in your capacity for a reduction in their capacity. If you give up all your capacity for free you don't so much have a trade as asking them nicely.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


My money is on "was eating a half melted curly wurly with his fingers."

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Generally the point of multilateral disarmament talks are to trade a reduction in your capacity for a reduction in their capacity. If you give up all your capacity for free you don't so much have a trade as asking them nicely.

Regardless the UK will run out of nukes to trade away long before you've made a significant dent in the US or Russian arsenals even if they accept a deal.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
To go back to an actual life threatening thing rather than a theoretical wanky one, there's a point that has not really been made much in the cladding discussion, which is insulation.

The choice is largely between fibre filled cladding and foam filled cladding. The latter is not very fire resistant, the former is; the latter is cheaper (slightly). This has been one of the main thrusts of the discussion.

What has been missed out is that they are different in other areas, too. The reason that foam cladding has been preferred, according to an actual real life builder person I was talking to on Friday, is that fibre filled cladding has a tendency to compact over time as the fibres settle, which result in a significantly reduced amount of insulation being provided by the blocks. He said that the issue would not have been over the £5k to use different cladding, which is a tiny amount compared to the total costs of renovation as we all know, but over the longer time lifetime cost impact and from environmental concerns.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

https://twitter.com/elizabday/status/879713549471416322

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon
Jun 22, 2017

by Smythe
Guys do you think the US would be better off it had single payer or a NHS like health care system?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon posted:

Guys do you think the US would be better off it had single payer or a NHS like health care system?

I don't know, what do you think the UK Marxism Thread consensus on this issue might be?

Moonwolf
Jun 29, 2004

Flee from th' terrifyin' evil of "NHS"!


ThisIsWhyTrumpWon posted:

Guys do you think the US would be better off it had single payer or a NHS like health care system?

The answer is Yes anyway, either of those would beat what you've got already hands down.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon posted:

Guys do you think the US would be better off it had single payer or a NHS like health care system?

Bernie would have one (payer)

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon
Jun 22, 2017

by Smythe

Moonwolf posted:

The answer is Yes anyway, either of those would beat what you've got already hands down.

Even though the NHS is being defunded by right wing politicians and the exact same thing could happen in the us on a even more extreme level?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Flayer posted:

This is a little hyperbolic. Our Navy is trash compared to the USAs but so is everybody else's. I reckon our new carrier is pretty competitive against anyone but the Yanks.

The carrier is fine. I'd prefer they'd have spent the cash for a catapult so it could use a proper range of aircraft. As it is it's overly specialised to use the F-35B and nothing else. The real problem is the F-35B. From experience, I know it won't be as bad as all the armchair generals say it will be but it doesn't look like its worth the billions it cost either.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What does single payer mean because I would assume it means the government pays for everything but I thought it meant that everyone pays for their own healthcare which is stupid.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

What does single payer mean because I would assume it means the government pays for everything but I thought it meant that everyone pays for their own healthcare which is stupid.
Medicare for everyone. Everyone pays taxes, the government entitles everyone to healthcare, but you still have profit-making entities doing the actual provision of services.

Similar to what the NHS will be in a decade. :(

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Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon posted:

Even though the NHS is being defunded by right wing politicians and the exact same thing could happen in the us on a even more extreme level?

Having something good taken away by bad people doesn't make the good thing bad.

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