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TheAgent posted:> w This has got to be a fake. No way does CIG manage to put together a text parser that is that advanced.
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lol at that cameraman shooting directly at crobers I guess instead of giving 3.0 to the evocati this week, they'll just throw up a video about 3.0 on friday with a special note from christ roberts about how hard video game development is and boy are they trying hard but 3.0 will be super soon and actually we do need money so pledge a lot loving more, he's another concept sale for a 100+ person ship that will be out sometime in 2024
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Jun 27, 2017 22:40
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Barcley posted:Got my refund today from kick starting this thing in 2012! Gonna spend it on games that are actually in existence. 
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Jun 27, 2017 22:41
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I'm the code on the monitor instead of any actual gameplay 'Mr. Roberts sir this ... this is the blocker i talked about' EVERYONE OUT ! except you camera man , I want the world to see how a real leader addresses his failed subordinates
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Jun 27, 2017 22:46
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also that camera he's using is like $15,000 and up lol
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Jun 27, 2017 22:52
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ManofManyAliases posted:I got dibs on Toast's office chair. You spilled food on your own chair? Wow, good for you I guess 
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Jun 27, 2017 22:53
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TheAgent posted:lol at that cameraman shooting directly at crobers They're just getting footage for the eventual apology video after this whole thing goes tits up. "Now shoot me from a high angle to hide my chins. The look I'm going for is quiet consternation and concern. Like I'm trying to figure out a puzzle nobody else can solve and the weight of the world is on my back. Think Dr. House. Am I pulling it off? What, you can still see my chins? Go stand on that chair then!"
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Jun 27, 2017 22:55
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Barcley posted:Got my refund today from kick starting this thing in 2012! Gonna spend it on games that are actually in existence. Filthy leaver
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Jun 27, 2017 23:06
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Snazzy Frocks posted:does subscriber income (or whatever $$ that goes into video production) show up on funding charts? I don't think so, but maybe? They've always claimed that the sub money goes to videos only. I never believed that though. I once tried to do a rough count of subscribers on the forums to try an figure out how much money they're getting from that. I didn't get far. There's a lot of them.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:13
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Bullshit. This is probably another "we tried guys, look at what we did to try" making of video, judging by the ridiculous video camera in there. It'll air around Citizen con after the PowerPoint presentation.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:24
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Sappo569 posted:I'm the code on the monitor instead of any actual gameplay *begins mopping a floor* Do you see this? This is Motion cap- don't you loving move, cameraman! This is art! loving art! I'm saving pc gaming! Fix your loving child's play programming bugs! The get out of the way for real game production to continue!
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Jun 27, 2017 23:29
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hot balls man no homo posted:The great thing about shills though is that they'll keep their mouths shut. Nobody will hire a shill company that will sell you out to the government or to your own customers. They get paid in advance and as long as the check clears you will get pro tier shill services. Though it doesn't contribute meaningfully to the discourse here, I'm going to throw out the potentially controversial opinion that CIG's shills are not in fact pro tier.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:45
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Sappo569 posted:I'm the code on the monitor instead of any actual gameplay When you're an expert manager and visionary developer, you know that the best way to lead is through fear. Fear will keep the little coders in line. Fear will make them ask fewer impertinent questions. Fear will make them spend less time telling you why the game isn't working and more time listening to you when you yell at them to MAKE it work.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:52
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If that's their daily stand-up, they're doing it wrong.
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Jun 28, 2017 00:02
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The ridiculousness of sending out all these tweets of showing people showing something in a meeting ought make the scam obvious but it doesn't. I've never seen any game ("game") in development where so much is spent explicating so little. Like, shut the gently caress up about having a meeting or whatever and show us the loving game. Show what brand new gameplay you've implemented. Show us a game mechanic that is working. Show us something cool that someone in a current game build can do. Any other game the backers would be saying why are the devs bothering them with such trivial bullshit. No one gives a poo poo that you had a meeting! I had a meeting! Most of corporate America had a meeting this morning too! No one cares, not the participants, not the principals, sure as hell not the customer. Yet people lap this up. It's amazing.
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Jun 28, 2017 00:06
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Trilobite posted:Fear will keep the little coders in line.
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kw0134 posted:The ridiculousness of sending out all these tweets of showing people showing something in a meeting ought make the scam obvious but it doesn't. I've never seen any game ("game") in development where so much is spent explicating so little. Like, shut the gently caress up about having a meeting or whatever and show us the loving game. Show what brand new gameplay you've implemented. Show us a game mechanic that is working. Show us something cool that someone in a current game build can do. Any other game the backers would be saying why are the devs bothering them with such trivial bullshit. No one gives a poo poo that you had a meeting! I had a meeting! Most of corporate America had a meeting this morning too! No one cares, not the participants, not the principals, sure as hell not the customer. this morning I had three 8k digital film cameras recording as I had a conference call about a tab in excel no one could understand, and that's because the 73 year old exec that created it deleted the fields instead of hiding them this was then put on Twitter as "Spreadsheet development refactoring in progress" and we all took off early for lunch
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Jun 28, 2017 00:13
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Barcley posted:Got my refund today from kick starting this thing in 2012! Gonna spend it on games that are actually in existence. Try pubg, an early access game that works
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Jun 28, 2017 00:15
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Hmm I had an email in my inbox from the elite dangerous guys , they want me to play it on ps4 as well How is that possible , they managed to make a complete game for pc , include what is probably one of the most immersive vr experiences ... and now it's on console too ? Is crobberts taking notes ?
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Jun 28, 2017 00:28
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kw0134 posted:The ridiculousness of sending out all these tweets of showing people showing something in a meeting ought make the scam obvious but it doesn't. I've never seen any game ("game") in development where so much is spent explicating so little. Like, shut the gently caress up about having a meeting or whatever and show us the loving game. Show what brand new gameplay you've implemented. Show us a game mechanic that is working. Show us something cool that someone in a current game build can do. Any other game the backers would be saying why are the devs bothering them with such trivial bullshit. No one gives a poo poo that you had a meeting! I had a meeting! Most of corporate America had a meeting this morning too! No one cares, not the participants, not the principals, sure as hell not the customer. Hours and hours of this poo poo, burning through backer money, with sets and a production staff and credits and everything, to announce nothing, for months on end. Utterly baffling
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Jun 28, 2017 00:32
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Sappo569 posted:Hmm I had an email in my inbox from the elite dangerous guys , they want me to play it on ps4 as well loving poo poo gently caress turn no land no loving poo poo landing gear no tilt wait vertical thrust gently caress I mean to forward poo poo *accidentally deploys hardpoints and shoots the space station*
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Jun 28, 2017 00:43
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Jun 28, 2017 00:48
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TheAgent posted:my experience with elite on pc and ps4 are basically the same: You clearly aren't playing the PC version correctly.  I don't regret spending the money one bit.
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Jun 28, 2017 00:49
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Sappo569 posted:Hmm I had an email in my inbox from the elite dangerous guys , they want me to play it on ps4 as well Its got no space legs. That immediately and totally makes it a failure and utter garbage. silly goony
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Jun 28, 2017 00:59
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MarcusSA posted:You clearly aren't playing the PC version correctly.
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Jun 28, 2017 01:07
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MarcusSA posted:You clearly aren't playing the PC version correctly. That's a great jpg for flying your spaceship jpgs in star citizen
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Jun 28, 2017 01:09
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Mad Catz...going down together.
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TheAgent posted:lol at that cameraman shooting directly at crobers Lol they're already filming the "sorry we couldn't show you poo poo at gamescom/citcon" video
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Jun 28, 2017 01:41
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No that has to be for the making of Which I actually thought Sandi tweeted them having wrapped up ages ago This is the final push. All cylinders are running. Chris is at the helm steering the final stretch to 3.0 and everyone having restored faith , the praise will be flowing just you wait They want to capture all thoseong grueling hours and tireless nights spent coding Of course none of that will feature Chris since he has a strict bed time of 6pm , Sandis orders or he gets cranky
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kw0134 posted:The ridiculousness of sending out all these tweets of showing people showing something in a meeting ought make the scam obvious but it doesn't. I've never seen any game ("game") in development where so much is spent explicating so little. Like, shut the gently caress up about having a meeting or whatever and show us the loving game. Show what brand new gameplay you've implemented. Show us a game mechanic that is working. Show us something cool that someone in a current game build can do. Any other game the backers would be saying why are the devs bothering them with such trivial bullshit. No one gives a poo poo that you had a meeting! I had a meeting! Most of corporate America had a meeting this morning too! No one cares, not the participants, not the principals, sure as hell not the customer. They spend more money keeping up the facade of making a game instead of actually doing it and showing tangible proof of progress. I guess the question is: why are they pretending to make a game, when they have enough money to build one for real? I know the answer is 42 though. Not because it's ripped off from another iconic franchise, but because it's just genuinely Sandi's favorite number. 
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hot balls man no homo posted:It's probably the same as my daily 3.0 which is a number 2.0 and a number 1.0 after I finish my morning coffee. At least the results are the same. Not quite, yours actually produced something
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MarcusSA posted:You clearly aren't playing the PC version correctly. TheAgent posted:sorry I'm only 14 so I have no idea what that is...some kind of sex toy??? You haven't truly flown a fake spaceship until you've flown one with a "Thrustmaster" up your rear end. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1owcncKCHg Every picture of every meeting I just see this over and over.
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FMguru posted:It's of a piece with their previous marketing strategy, which was endless hours of youtube shows, week after week after week, with no news and nothing to announce or demonstrate or discuss. Here's an hour of Ben and Sandi awkwardly trading non-sequiturs for 59 minutes, with the only paydirt being Ben hinting that the next concept ship will be a fighter that also carries cargo, or maybe not. And now with proof CIG is in genuine financial distress, the reality that the commercial release of Star Citizen as pretty much what it is currently has to be dawning on people. All the dreams. All those promises. At least you can be assured of one thing after it shuts down: You helped a used car salesman, a lying porn actress, a porno movie lawyer, and one Lego game making video game director become filthy rich multi millionaires. I'm so proud of you guys. Look at what you got to be a part of! 
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The Titanic posted:And now with proof CIG is in genuine financial distress, the reality that the commercial release of Star Citizen as pretty much what it is currently has to be dawning on people. And a creepy stalker who literally fetishizes his boss
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The Titanic posted:And now with proof CIG is in genuine financial distress, the reality that the commercial release of Star Citizen as pretty much what it is currently has to be dawning on people. To be fair, no one said whose dreams they would be creating. Under that metric, the backers are successful, even if no game ever is released.
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The Titanic posted:They spend more money keeping up the facade of making a game instead of actually doing it and showing tangible proof of progress. Just imagine how much they pay the videographers to capture every moment if Chris's genius
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I will be forever grateful to madcatz for making the best peripheral for my sweaty goon hands which was the xbox controller that had fans in the grips.
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The Titanic posted:And now with proof CIG is in genuine financial distress, the reality that the commercial release of Star Citizen as pretty much what it is currently has to be dawning on people. Wrong. You people continue to misunderstand their mastery of repression, denial, and the unblemished rejection of rational thought.
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Sappo569 posted:And a creepy stalker who literally fetishizes his boss I have a feeling when the millions were going around Ben was happy just to receive some Wing Commander promotional junk. He's probably well off, but not set nicely. Good luck finding that next job buddy. Be sure to include links to your comedy webpage to show how much of a master of comedy you are, and links to the community you literally had grown so toxic the company had to remove it from the Internet.
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