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Also for the record. For the future. If there is a water Jason, and you have a boat ready to go, and he is in the area trying to stop you from using the boat And Burk tells you to get into the boat and go while he is injured and limping Do Not Get In The Boat. It will only allow Burk to get away and live to tell the tale while you drown.
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Chances are if Burk is giving you advice, chances are it's for the good of the entertainment of himself and the group, not your health.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:25
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Burk will also abandon you even after you've temporarily subdued Jason to save Burk
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Jun 28, 2017 16:25
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Burkion posted:Also for the record. For the future. 
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Jun 28, 2017 16:28
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Look I was a Chad okay? I had to Chad as hard as I could. If that meant some blood sacrifices on the alter of Chad, at least I made it hilarious.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:28
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Jun 28, 2017 16:36
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The hoops the Friday fans had to jump through to try and fix the "cannon" because of Jason goes to Hell and then Jason X coming out. Jason "drowns" and Pamela, in her grief, tries to resurrect Jason using the Necronomicon. Jason isn't dead, obviously, but his body is now "primed" for a demon to inhabit it. But it's "asleep" or some poo poo. Films 1-4 happen. Jason's corpse is awakened. The demonic magic has brought it back via lightning. 6-9 happen. The demon then leaves Jason's body and... Uh, when Jason comes back(looking exactly like he did when he was blown up?) the demon is killed, but the uh, demons only pull him underground and not ALL the way to hell... But they take away the demon heart, but he's still a zombie? So hat's how X and Freddy Vs Jason can happen? Right? I tried to get into the deep fandom, but y'know what? I love the films dearly, but I'm not going to try and overthink them on any level. Big dude murders people. Sometimes he's a zombie. One time he was a demon heart thing, but we just ignore that one. Done.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:52
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I have NEVER been abandoned by Burk.  Of course, I usually have 3 backup plans when playing with Burk just in case, but still.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:58
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ComposerGuy posted:I have NEVER been abandoned by Burk. I try to never Chad people until I am Chad. Now Chubs, that's a whole other thing. Chubs is just the biggest piece of poo poo. At least Chad can run around and distract Jason. Chubs just is the most worthless pile. He either spawns near something he can put together for other people, or he's going to run around the map like a lost little lardball and be forever confused. He is my spirit animal and I am proud to personify him as he comes to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5T8kWpFd0
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Jun 28, 2017 17:01
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Could it be that 9 was just not as good a script and the writers didn't try or know or care to tie it into the existing plotline?
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I finally got around to watching the first F13 movie last night, and holy poo poo Pamela  That scene where Alice is in the closet, and Pam slams a hole in the door and just smiles at herAlso lol strip monopoly though
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Could it be that 9 was just not as good a script and the writers didn't try or know or care to tie it into the existing plotline? It was written in 4 days by a first time writer/director... So... Yeah.
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Danaru posted:I finally got around to watching the first F13 movie last night, and holy poo poo Pamela My favorite reference to Part 1 was a pub game with someone who's Steam name was "Kevin Bacon's Tracheotomy"
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Jun 28, 2017 17:12
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Inside Out Mom posted:And WoodrowSkillson get yourself a pc and come play with us. If 1 or two more people join up we'll have two full groups every night.s I have enough irl friends on ps4 I can get a full friend group going relatively often, and we move from game to game together. I have a PC but its p much a Total War machine at this point
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Jun 28, 2017 17:19
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Pam in the first movie was just the creepiest thing ever. Also took watching it again to make me realize that Mary from Clock Tower was basically her.
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ComposerGuy posted:I have NEVER been abandoned by Burk. When your goals line up with Burk's, most of the time you'll have nothing to fear. Granted there was that one time that was mentioned way back in this thread where our combined attempt to screw over a Chad player backfired spectacularly.
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DeathChicken posted:Pam in the first movie was just the creepiest thing ever. Also took watching it again to make me realize that Mary from Clock Tower was basically her. holy poo poo
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Jun 28, 2017 17:27
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:It evens out. The other part of this is that is someone hosed off and died in the woods with the fuse the actual information there is that everyone should completely ignore the phone because the fuse has probably clipped into the ground.
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imweasel09 posted:The other part of this is that is someone hosed off and died in the woods with the fuse the actual information there is that everyone should completely ignore the phone because the fuse has probably clipped into the ground. I'd rather the fuse sink into oblivion than a pocketknife.
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DeathChicken posted:Pam in the first movie was just the creepiest thing ever. Also took watching it again to make me realize that Mary from Clock Tower was basically her. That game was great, but despite Mary's resemblance to Pamela Vorhees the game was actually based heavily on the movie Phenomena/Creepers. Jennifer is based on and named after Jennifer Connelly from the movie, Mary is based on the mother from the movie and even the plot and setting is similar.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:53
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My favorite horror movie was the one where the chicks went into the cave complex and were attacked by the blind bat people. But then it might have just been the one psycho chick who was messed up from losing her family in a car accident.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:My favorite horror movie was the one where the chicks went into the cave complex and were attacked by the blind bat people. But then it might have just been the one psycho chick who was messed up from losing her family in a car accident. Never watch Descent 2. Just don't
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...but seriously though, track down Phenomena and watch it it's great. It has Donald Pleasance and his helper chimp, it has Jennifer Connelly with psychic bug powers because why the gently caress not?
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If you aren't sprinting through cabins and opening every drawer for the first minute of the game you're doing it wrong. The only exception is if Jason morphs on top of you at the start. Also I fixed Burk's phone and he let me live. That's an achievement in itself. Sticky Nate fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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That is basically my go to strat (because I'm turrible). Take Vanessa, run around like a loon. I'll die, but if you're loving around with me you aren't stopping others from doing important things. I win. Kinda Bonus points for heading to the cabin, setting off the Pam Alarm and then whoop whooping off into the night
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Doctor_Acula posted:I've seen people die on this hill before. I have always understood 1-X to be canon. Is there any reason to this other than it being bad? Cause X is bad and if that thing isn't canon I probably have no reason to live. I'm not joking. 9 is very much Oxford dictionary meaning of "literally" fanfiction. New Line bought the rights and had no plans, no one from the series wanted anything to do with it, so a D&D nerd fan script about Magic Daggers and Body Swapping was greenlit immediately without treatment. They dangled a carrot in front of Hodder and he did his two scenes. Jason Goes to Hell is as much canon to the series as Fifty Shades of Grey is canon to Twilight. And I will gladly get in a sleeping bag next to a tree on this hill. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Burkion posted:I try to never Chad people until I am Chad. this is basically how i play since i have it on all random chad is a huge selfish rear end in a top hat and will lie, steal, cheat, and drive off at a moment's notice, abandoning you to your fate chubs and tiff are a panicky idiots who will blubber, whine, and clutch pearls so hard they turn them to dust aj and vanessa are generally good people and will do whatever they can, but only so far. they will happily hit jason in the back, repair stuff, or lead jason on goose chases, but they are out when it gets too hot. adam and buggzy are heroes who will go to the mat with jason and lay down their lives for you one way or another, be it by running interference or popping a repair in a risky circumstance protip: do not do this poo poo with friends unless you have explained to them what happens first. i've made a couple of pubfriends on steam who suddenly were not my friends any more after they got chadded or chubs'd
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Jun 28, 2017 19:09
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So how do you rp Kenny
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Sticky Nate posted:If you aren't sprinting through cabins and opening every drawer for the first minute of the game you're doing it wrong. I was going to let you have the other car with Venus for being such a good sport, but Dancer had other plans.
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ChickenHeart posted:So how do you rp Kenny same as aj and vanessa, generally ok guy but he's fukken out if it gets too scary i always forget he exists though thank you for reminding me he does~
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm not joking. At least there's one shining light in that flick: Jason actually goes to hell. And the motherfucker didn't even take Manhattan
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Jun 28, 2017 19:34
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When I pub Jason, I get 5-8 kills. When I goon Jason, two Adams with bats are guarding the guy using the phone while the other four are blitzing the car repair, and my only kill was Chubs Magoo when he bumbled near a window too close to me, I interrupted his climb-in with an attack, then grabbed him and helped him through the window. This was in discord with me on there, so they didn't actively coordinate. Yeah don't make Jason leave.
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Inside Out Mom posted:Chances are if Burk is giving you advice, chances are it's for the good of the entertainment of himself and the group, not your health. "Take Burk's advice absolutely every time." Got it.
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That's why I make friends on PS4 with really bad players, because I can usually do enough myself to get them to let me fix the phone and call, but when I'm Jason it's a clean sweep. Although I might start rp'ing Jenny by splashing around in the water facing away from the shore and say things like "Come on silly, aren't you coming in?" and screaming when Jason grabs me.
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Archenteron posted:When I pub Jason, I get 5-8 kills. When I goon Jason, two Adams with bats are guarding the guy using the phone while the other four are blitzing the car repair, and my only kill was Chubs Magoo when he bumbled near a window too close to me, I interrupted his climb-in with an attack, then grabbed him and helped him through the window. At this point we Goons just know when poo poo is happening and pitch in however and where ever we can.
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Jun 28, 2017 19:55
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I just want to see 7 goon counselors clown on infinite pub Jasons honestly
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Burkion posted:At this point we Goons just know when poo poo is happening and pitch in however and where ever we can. Sometimes we just have to say each other names over comms and it's understood what objective we're working on. it's good poo poo
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MacheteZombie posted:Sometimes we just have to say each other names over comms and it's understood what objective we're working on. it's good poo poo Tinfoil: "Machete. Machete." Machete: "Yep." (39 seconds later) *2 escape in boat*
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Phyresis posted:
I've been dying a lot more this last week than the previous for the same reason. Anytime I see Jason now I feel like it's my duty to try to gently caress with him.
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Kelp Plankton posted:I just want to see 7 goon counselors clown on infinite pub Jasons honestly This is doable, if you roll as a group of 7 and everyone makes their preference to never play as Jason. This is actually a really good idea to try out
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