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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
kinda lookin forward to macron cuckin donald again

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anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

He could just have an aide give him a quick primer about the bill and then answer like two questions about it, and that would completely knock the story down. Instead he says "internet tax" on twitter.

Also the poster frame where his head's in front of some kind of diorama makes it look like he has even more insane hair than he does

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Yes, like my mother, who still won't loving sign up and is eyeballing bankruptcy because of the medical debt she willingly shouldered in the name of conservative economic ideology.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

General day-in reminder that trump is completely focused on optics and has no knowledge of policy outcomes.

Not passing the bill in this particular set of circumstances makes the republicans look like an absolute dumpster fire, even if its probably worse for them if they actually pass it.

Well yeah

They've now done nothing for a full 6 months

At least with Obama around they were passing stuff he'd immediately veto. Now they can't even pass stuff

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

kinda lookin forward to macron cuckin donald again

He's gonna harness his epic cougar powered up libido to dominate weak pedo trump.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

jesus christ, I just found out that Donald Trump is president. what the gently caress

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

Dona-aha

Donald hehehaha

Don...ahahahald Trump is hehahahaha pres ahahahaha president lmebo

but i voted for the other one! who was it again? the emails lady. you know who i mean.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


deadgoon posted:

mitch mcconnell more like

bitch mcturdle

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chris James 2 posted:

Well yeah

They've now done nothing for a full 6 months

At least with Obama around they were passing stuff he'd immediately veto. Now they can't even pass stuff

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Chris James 2 posted:

Well yeah

They've now done nothing for a full 6 months

At least with Obama around they were passing stuff he'd immediately veto. Now they can't even pass stuff

it's harder when your laws have a chance of actually going into effect

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/880082542254272513

fahrenthold is also asking for tips from trump club members about other suspicious looking magazine covers and stuff

remember that fahrenthold's twitter crowdsourcing is also how we know about that trump portrait that he spent his "charity" money on

farenthold's unending quest to track down all the petty trivial bullshit is probably my favorite sideplot

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/pharmasean/status/879731056051617792

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Potato Salad posted:

Yes, like my mother, who still won't loving sign up and is eyeballing bankruptcy because of the medical debt she willingly shouldered in the name of conservative economic ideology.

please tell me you laugh in her face at every opportunity

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/AsaadHannaa/status/879928658466668546

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ToluseO/status/880093101930541057

does he not understand that bills are pass/fail and you dont get partial credit

it means he's expecting it to fail and is already laying down the spin for when it does

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


this is waffle

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ToluseO/status/880093101930541057

does he not understand that bills are pass/fail and you dont get partial credit

he's thinking of a different line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vB9U2hx6Qg

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Guys I've been giving it some thought

and





nothing matters

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

please tell me you laugh in her face at every opportunity

i have a colleague who opposed obamcare for "Religious reasons." ( :confused: :confused: ) that mysteriously went away right after he got a 30k medical bill for his son gettin a virus in his heart.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

*extremely Amelia Arsenic voice* blood in the sand. There's blood in the sand

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

I kinda don't think Paul Ryan is racist. He tolerates racism in his caucus sure, but I personally believe he hates all poor people equally regardless of the color of their skin.

dcaf seriouspost ahead

i agree that ryans virulent strain of randian gently caress you got mineism is fairly color blind but i bet you a page of food stamps that pictures of suffering black people affect him less emotionally than pictures of suffering white people

were talking like 14 microcares versus 78 microcares so the difference is hard to spot without expensive laboratory equipment but that motherfucker unquestionably has an easier time ignoring minorities versus people who look like his own eddie munster rear end

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Schnorkles posted:

i have a colleague who opposed obamcare for "Religious reasons." ( :confused: :confused: ) that mysteriously went away right after he got a 30k medical bill for his son gettin a virus in his heart.

filled up with the holy spirit

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWR4r78CWEQ

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Me, every day, opening thread: 850 new posts? If the piss tape were released, it would be double that *sigh*

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao mitch already gonna try again friday

amazing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i enjoy how paul ryan's brand new brilliant talkin point about the AHCA is "WE'RE INCREASING FREEDOM AND REMOVING THE TYRANNY OF INSURANCE FROM RED BLOODED AMERICANS"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

no prophet is revered in their homeland

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

i have a colleague who opposed obamcare for "Religious reasons." ( :confused: :confused: ) that mysteriously went away right after he got a 30k medical bill for his son gettin a virus in his heart.

please tell me you call him a cuck to his face at every opportunity

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/880103062144245764

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

lmao mitch already gonna try again friday

amazing

nah, its delayed until after july 4th

they're trying to have a new plan in place for scoring by the CBO by Friday, which is lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



amazing that this bill is gonna fail a third fuckin time lol forever

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



BEZOS!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

meanolmrcloud posted:

Me, every day, opening thread: 850 new posts? If the piss tape were released, it would be double that *sigh*

lol you think 1700 posts is all there would be for the piss tape

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


b.. but.. turtles can't move that fast!!!!! he'll die!!!!!!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

please tell me you call him a cuck to his face at every opportunity

he legit appears to have realized that he hosed up so i try to be kind

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Gringostar posted:

lol you think 1700 posts is all there would be for the piss tape

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

That's because it was a really dangerous opinion at the time that left us open to it actually happening if we didn't keep it in check

Now that's it's actually borne out, though, lol away

Serf
May 5, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

Well yeah

They've now done nothing for a full 6 months

At least with Obama around they were passing stuff he'd immediately veto. Now they can't even pass stuff

now that the stuff they pass will actually be signed, they're worried

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






but to what end

is there a magic threshold number between 0 and ~20 million that isn't so bad

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