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# ? May 11, 2024 16:11 |
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lol so my wife had her age on facebook set wrong so on tinder she was 102 and I fixed it and HOLY poo poo now she could get laid every hour of the day if she wanted. jesus. which is good for me because she wasn't finding so much action and its not cool when its unbalanced extramarital boning one woman tho shes full on cheating on her hubby with about a thousand dudes per second do I wanna get on board PLUS one sexy accented british chick who is interested in me being her dom but lives 3 hour drive away shits about to get real also tomozza is one year gently caress a versary with my main lady
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:15 |
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echinopsis posted:one woman tho shes full on cheating on her hubby with about a thousand dudes per second do I wanna get on board
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 13:34 |
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she said she was 39 but when i met her turns out she's 44 but i don't care that she lied and honestly the older the better. she's fit as hell too. she does sleep with her kids mates tho. will that make me a bad person also lol i must be the only person not gagging at the bit who she has shown interest in but isn't diving in, in the casual sex world of power dynamics where one often wants it more than the other i actually have the upper hand here lol. i think she's not used to it.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 00:51 |
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at a party last night met a woman in a poly/open couple who must have been doing this for ages. when she was leaving we had a thing where both looking at each other saying "nice to meet you, looking forward to meeting you again", but with that total body language of "and i'm desperate to choke on your cock", and im so intrigued coz she looks at least 55+ #winning
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 00:54 |
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echinopsis posted:she said she was 39 but when i met her turns out she's 44 but i don't care that she lied and honestly the older the better echinopsis posted:she does sleep with her kids mates tho
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:39 |
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please tell me she had her kid at age 14
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:40 |
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mate do ya maths. her eldest is like 20
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:58 |
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yeah she sleeps with dudes less than half her age. gently caress she's a fantasy come true for them
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:58 |
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thats really hosed up if her son knows them also, her ELDEST is 20, are any of the friends of a younger child? maybe she's bipolar acting out in a manic phase or something, id stay away
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 20:41 |
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itt a bunch of goons find out echi is loving their mom
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 23:23 |
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Just wanted to pop in to add ER nurses and yoga instructors to the "loves to choke on dick" list of professions. Keep doin' the lords work echi, gently caress those moms e: also paramedics e2: also retail drones Is this poo poo universal? I'm having a hard time thinking of a recent partner that didn't like the gggkkk SeaGoatSupreme fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 23:30 |
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echinopsis posted:lol so my wife had her age on facebook set wrong so on tinder she was 102 and I fixed it and HOLY poo poo now she could get laid every hour of the day if she wanted. jesus. which is good for me because she wasn't finding so much action and its not cool when its unbalanced extramarital boning It's cool you guys share your stds together.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 23:59 |
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mishaq posted:thats really hosed up if her son knows them maybe 22 i can't remember exactly but she did gently caress a 19 year old lol she's a total fox tho Trig Discipline posted:itt a bunch of goons find out echi is loving their mom Burt Sexual posted:It's cool you guys share your stds together. jealousy looks gross on you dude
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 01:38 |
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echinopsis posted:maybe 22 i can't remember exactly but she did gently caress Unlike yours, My dick is unqtipped.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:23 |
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Just broke up with main gf.. I think this is a good thing. Well, she kinda got sick of the situation, where ultimately my wife could pull the plug and that happened today and I was like "sooner or later you're going to have had enough" and she was like "I think that's now" as far as break up goes.. well, we never had a fight or said anything mean to each other.. and no one blames the other person.. and I had some of the best times and sex of my life with her. Great person. wow. big loss, but I think perhaps it was clouding my life a bit. lesson is that you can get too connected I think. thought I would be sadder
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 08:48 |
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echinopsis posted:Just broke up with main gf.. I think this is a good thing. Well, she kinda got sick of the situation, where ultimately my wife could pull the plug and that happened today and I was like "sooner or later you're going to have had enough" and she was like "I think that's now" Wow didn't see that coming, sorry man.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 16:30 |
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echinopsis posted:Just broke up with main gf.. I think this is a good thing. Well, she kinda got sick of the situation, where ultimately my wife could pull the plug and that happened today and I was like "sooner or later you're going to have had enough" and she was like "I think that's now" you might be, as time goes on and you see something out in public that reminds you of how she made you feel
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 17:51 |
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KoRMaK posted:you might be, as time goes on and you see something out in public that reminds you of how she made you feel Stay away from the small appliances aisle!
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 17:54 |
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James Baud posted:Stay away from the small appliances aisle! Toasters? Yes Microwaves? Yup Stand mixers? You better believe it
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:31 |
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yeah already know those feelings, we talked about everything, look outside and see grass? oh yep fertiliser chat
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:45 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Wow didn't see that coming, sorry man. oh just to be clear i mean the main gf that isn't my actual wife
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:46 |
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echinopsis posted:Well, she kinda got sick of the situation, where ultimately my wife could pull the plug what exactly does this mean sometimes while you're out with your side piece your wife sometimes gets jealous/lonely/whatever and ends your scheduled encounters early purposefully? or like, she calls you because of some mundane husband duties and it's just an interruption
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 04:25 |
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i assumed it was code for something to do with anal beads
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 04:37 |
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mishaq posted:what exactly does this mean This, kind of more though like, plans arranged, and then cancelled at last minute. although what you described did happen.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 10:25 |
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echinopsis posted:This, kind of Sounds cool
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:11 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:32 |
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lmao
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:16 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:10 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:31 |
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I just had a tinder date last night, and you can add "saddle maker" to your list of occupations that like to deep throat
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 10:37 |
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Well that would make them a horse person so that tracks.
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 07:17 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:15 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 23:44 |
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lol u guys
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 05:23 |
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holy poo poo my friends i've just come outside for a quick joint this evening is insane
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 10:49 |
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echinopsis posted:holy poo poo my friends i've just come nice dude. can't wait to hear about the sex you had
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 17:46 |
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thats why you come to this thread anyway backstory - she lives 3 hours away, we matched because she was in town for work.. and maybe comes over here once a month. anyway we had been chatting for a while and I found out shes quite into dom/sub, like properly, where one dude IS her dom and controls the evening, he tells her exactly what to do, and if she doesnt he punishes her etc etc. anyway its a new world for me, don't know if I am completely into that myself, but regardless she has a dom and they're not exclusive, so he lets her sleep with someone else, but not in a proper dom/sub way and so we met in the bar, went back to her room. I am so god drat attracted to her. we were both SUPER nervous, and both had that feeling like the other person was super attractive and feeling lucky to meet the other one. she's also super honest and open, our communication is really really good, and she's super respectful of the open relationship and the boundaries and making sure its all happy for my wife and she has a totally hot english accent the sex was incredible. down for fuckin everything god and not only that but loves everything. its probably the dom/sub thing but turns out people who work for the ministry of education also love completely choking and gagging on cock
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 22:13 |
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echinopsis posted:holy poo poo my friends i've just come nice
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# ? Jul 29, 2017 15:05 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:11 |
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echinopsis posted:holy poo poo my friends i've just come Powaqoatse posted:nice
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 19:43 |