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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, it does seem a bit off missing a vote as important as this. I get that perhaps the missus has a job where she could only get off at this exact time rather than during recess, but still, it's a bit disappointing. Especially when you've got other MPs coming in to vote 2 days after having surgery. Ultimately his one vote wasn't the difference maker but still. Poor timing to say the least.

Isn't this what pairing is for then?

e: lol

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Borrovan posted:

Fake edit: Kuntsberg sounds antisemitic, I probably shouldn't do that. What's that offensive Afrikaan word that sounds like "kuus", maybe that'd work better?
Poesberg just sounds like a place in KZN.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Borrovan posted:

Didn't make it onto Channel 4 news, and Laura Kuntsberg's piece on BBC News at 10 seemed to reduce the matter to public sector pay being an issue that is under consideration and that HM Government may or may not have flip flopped on, got any more encouraging sources?

Fake edit: Kuntsberg sounds antisemitic, I probably shouldn't do that. What's that offensive Afrikaan word that sounds like "kuus", maybe that'd work better? (real edit: grammar)

Cunts should be called cunts regardless of their religion.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
*Looks at page number*

:getin:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Clive hasn't been on Twitter for 2 days despite usually being prolific. Gonna guess he wasn't swanning around Westminster all day before mysteriously disappearing. Hope he's all right.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I just call her Laura Kronenbourg.

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


posting on the cool satan page

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Tesseraction posted:

Clive hasn't been on Twitter for 2 days despite usually being prolific. Gonna guess he wasn't swanning around Westminster all day before mysteriously disappearing. Hope he's all right.

Isn't he on his honeymoon or something?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



icantfindaname posted:

http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/books/2017/06/harry-potter-gay-porn-hermione-ginny


I just want y'all to know that your country is responsible for the nerd-culture-fication of the liberal-left, and should feel appropriately ashamed of itself

Untrue, slash was invented by American adult women when they realized that they really rather liked the idea of Kirk and Spock banging in space.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Borrovan posted:

Fake edit: Kuntsberg sounds antisemitic, I probably shouldn't do that.

Have a wild guess why her grandfather left Germany, ending up as a GP in one of the poorest parts of Edinburgh (and a lot else, besides). So you really probably shouldn't do that, or the edgy sexist shite either.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

posting on the cool satan page
Sorry this is the uncool satan page.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Eh, just call her gently caress Off Laura

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

posting on the cool satan page

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

Sorry this is the uncool satan page.



poo poo gotta update my avatar

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Hail Corbyn :devil:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Borrovan posted:

Fake edit: Kuntsberg sounds antisemitic, I probably shouldn't do that. What's that offensive Afrikaan word that sounds like "kuus", maybe that'd work better? (real edit: grammar)

This takes me back to my youthful days of reading on my macro$haft winBlows computer about Tony Bliar and ZaNu Lie-Bore

Seriously just call her by her name and add any relevant insults as helpful adjectives

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

This takes me back to my youthful days of reading on my macro$haft winBlows computer about Tony Bliar and ZaNu Lie-Bore
Laboural Conservocrats there all the same!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hail Satan, he's got a loving great sense of humour.

thorsilver
Feb 20, 2005

You have never
been at my show
You haven't seen before
how looks the trumpet

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

posting on the cool satan page

:devil:

Meryl O’Rourke said on Twitter: "Can you tell me why my young son came home from the Car Free Day frightened of Jeremy Corbyn because the Punch and Judy man said repeatedly he was the devil?"

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/715258/jeremy-corbyn-devil-child-terrified-punch-and-judy-lambeth-council

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Sapozhnik posted:

And yet it was Labour who were locked in an endless cycle of stabbing each other up while the poison swamp around them slowly got overrun by the forces of darkness and went even further to poo poo

The Undead Legion were a once-mighty faction who decided to fight an ancient evil with the methods and ideology of a man who was most famous for eventually being corrupted by that evil. In a twist that surprised nobody, they ended up corrupted as well, entering an unwise pact with the forces of darkness that ended with them all murdering each other while their followers fled for safer climes, until the last survivor set himself on fire in a bid to kill someone who wasn't really his enemy.

Combat liberalism.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

The DPRK posted:

Isn't this what pairing is for then?

Pairing doesn't happen in a hung parliament. The whips will do whatever it takes to win at that point.

Lewis was away on his honeymoon before the amendment got tabled. I think he's due back in time for the queens speech vote.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

posting on the cool satan page

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Isn't pairing only for when someone would basically qualify for a sick day?

:rock:

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Satan is cool but Corbyn is cooler.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
hail satan

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


TheHoodedClaw posted:

Have a wild guess why her grandfather left Germany, ending up as a GP in one of the poorest parts of Edinburgh (and a lot else, besides). So you really probably shouldn't do that, or the edgy sexist shite either.

Sorry did something sound like I was trying to be edgy? Looked to me like I was calling her a oval office, whilst acknowledging that Labour should consciously steer away from antisemitism.

e: everybody should always consciously steer away from all kinds of discrimination. Unconscious discrimination is the hardest kind to fight. But, the easiest kind to fight is the kind that actually isn't discrimination, but is instead calling a spade a spade and a oval office a oval office but can nonetheless cause social harm, so yeah, in future I'll use "Laura Kuenssberg, who is a oval office,". Furthermore, being from an oppressed group doesn't exempt a person from judgment for being a terrible journalist/human being.

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jun 29, 2017

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Al-Saqr posted:

Satan is cool but Corbyn is cooler.

Oh poo poo, now I wish I had two "Sexier than Satan" AntiProduct T-Shirts so I could send one to Corbyn.
Chaos is coalescing nicely though.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Every single building tested has failed their fire safety checks; ~120 in total so far. :stare:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/every-single-building-tested-after-grenfell-tower-has

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdWwEMSyuY

Relevant both for this page and how many days Theresa May possibly has left.

Senor Tron fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 29, 2017

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Party Plane Jones posted:

Every single building tested has failed their fire safety checks; ~120 in total so far. :stare:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/every-single-building-tested-after-grenfell-tower-has

The reddit comments for this are great:


If everybody is doing it then nobody is responsible!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



lohli posted:

The reddit comments for this are great:


If everybody is doing it then nobody is responsible!

Even if so, but that just means the fuckers in Parliament are where the buck stops.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I suppose there are problems with mass criminal charges for breaking fire regs. I mean, you'd need somewhere to house the convicts.

Fortunately, there country is experiencing an unexpected abundance of large, high density accomodation which, while sadly no longer suitable as habitation, has previously been very well suited to the tastes of landlords and I'm sure would serve admirably as makeshift yet humane prison space :getin:

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
posting on the page of the beast

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

lohli posted:

The reddit comments for this are great:


If everybody is doing it then nobody is responsible!

This is probably what yr Tory Facebook friends are going for when they blame Labour though - they're not talking about Grenfell, they want it to be a widespread long-term problem that also indicts Labour councils and Labour governments

Get a bit of that whataboutery going and suddenly it's become a nebulous systemic problem where 'we could point fingers all day but we're focusing on getting on with the job'

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Praise Iblis/the Tempter/the Advocate/the Adversary/ Mastema.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Another email from my local CLP says they've submitted samples from all 30-odd cladded medium and high rise buildings in Lambeth, but that all of these are of the rock wool filled type, not the foam filled. As others have said, I would imagine they are testing the foam samples first as being potentially more dangerous. But who knows, really.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Unless the rock wool also don't meet the standard.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
so I hear the third most important person in the Catholic Church is probably a pedo.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
If the public consensus was that liberalism should be thrown in prison along with the politicians who support it, well... it would be a struggle, but I think I could manage.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

JFairfax posted:

so I hear the third most important person in the Catholic Church is probably a pedo.

Pell? Yeah, defo a pedo. Also covered up for them in the past.

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