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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

my town just spent 30k on a police dog that they insist isn't a drug dog (it is absolutely a drug dog)

I voted against the proposal because seriously 30k? but it passed easily

are they feeding it gourmet dog food or some poo poo

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A scene from the porno from E.T. - The Extra Testicle: Facial edition.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/Shadbase/status/880060337965285377

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

John Lewis is an actual American hero.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

my town just spent 30k on a police dog that they insist isn't a drug dog (it is absolutely a drug dog)

I voted against the proposal because seriously 30k? but it passed easily

hope it sniffs u

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


That smirk on his face owns

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

The Glumslinger posted:

So, he got the contract to build out the next subway phase?

Are we acting like subways are groundbreaking technology now, just because Elon Musk is doing it?

its uh, not quite a subway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5V_VzRrSBI

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Glumslinger posted:

So, he got the contract to build out the next subway phase?

Are we acting like subways are groundbreaking technology now, just because Elon Musk is doing it?

we're acting like whatever the gently caress it takes to get the media off the fact that we're Soviet Unioning the United States right now

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

ya this seems feasible and affordable

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Wow, thats way dumber than a subway, you're right.

Did you ever want all of the cost of an underground freeway, but without the throughput?


Are you sure that isn't a Dahir Inshaat video?

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Joementum posted:

my town just spent 30k on a police dog that they insist isn't a drug dog (it is absolutely a drug dog)

I voted against the proposal because seriously 30k? but it passed easily

They seriously pay like 12k a dog from some breeders before any training, and the washout rate is pretty high

I'd get in on that grifting business but then I couldn't ever sleep at night knowing where the pups are going :smith:

Chunky Salsa has issued a correction as of 19:49 on Jun 29, 2017

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Somebody faked an MSNBC segment with the thread title in it about the alt-right where they got all these things wrong (SJW = "stingy jew") and many of us thought it was real but it wasn't.

oh word goons remain dumb, got it

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
*takes a month to repaint lanes in a four land road* okay now we need to integrate every parking space into a subterranean series of tunnels

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Duscat posted:

we're acting like whatever the gently caress it takes to get the media off the fact that we're Soviet Unioning the United States right now

i have been telling everyone online, when the opportunity arose, that this was going to happen within 20 years

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

haha that poo poo is never happening

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
iunno, i think this timeline deserves the tesla-only subterranean private toll road

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the Washington post editorial page is run by a neocon canal whose only opinion is "we need to do more war"

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


I saw someone say this guy did Ivanka hentai too, I chose not to look for it

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

Fidel Castronaut posted:

haha that poo poo is never happening

this is some high quality nonsense

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
those tunnels offer so many new and interesting ways to die

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

the Washington post editorial page is run by a neocon canal whose only opinion is "we need to do more war"

war leads to murder so... good?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

GrimGypsy posted:

yo maddow showed all the protesters loving with senators, lol

how many more people in wheelchairs need to get dragged out in cuffs saying "Your bill will murder me!" before these dudes do a :thunk: maybe these optics r bad :thunk:

my favorite part is their rebuttal to "this bill will kill people" is "pfft, pussy libs afraid of a little death. everybody dies get over it snowflakes"

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i'm ready for the future. please, i need it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ8SLAEmyCI

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Fidel Castronaut posted:

haha that poo poo is never happening

trains?

NO WE CAN'T BUILD TRAINS


trains all have to DISRUPT THE gently caress out of everything, forty bill ui io ioi ndc AAAAAARRRGH

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

the Washington post editorial page is run by a neocon canal whose only opinion is "we need to do more war"

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that democracy was still there.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duscat posted:

remember that offering resistance to any of these dogs in the form of kicking or striking at them, while they are mauling you, is a FELONY

meanwhile, we can shoot any dogs and black persons we see in your house on sight because we fear for your lives, because gently caress this country, we are way the gently caress overdue for a revolution

Just get like 50 dogs the cops can't shoot em all.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
musk digging tunnels so we can have literal CHUDs in addition to the current ones

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



The Glumslinger posted:

So, he got the contract to build out the next subway phase?

Are we acting like subways are groundbreaking technology now, just because Elon Musk is doing it?

no it's his hyperloop poo poo so we can fly around in pipes like in futurama


oops i guess it's this which is way dumber

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ok heres an idea a train but instead of like a long log thing that only links at the ends its a sphere and it rolls around and can magnetically link to other spheres

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

GrimGypsy posted:

I saw someone say this guy did Ivanka hentai too, I chose not to look for it

I thought I was drunk enough to look for this but his banner is anime Red Skull and some of the first photos are hentai girl minions I may not be strong enough to look further

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
every path will have to be downhill aside from the return up to the launch plunger

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


FRIENDLY IK NOTE THIS GIF IS MOST LIKELY A SEIZURE RISK

THIS MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN DULY NOTIFIED, KURT

Somebody has issued a correction as of 04:28 on Jun 29, 2017

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



so get this: your car rides an elevator underground and then rides another car in the tunnel

neat huh

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

DrPlump posted:

Just get like 50 dogs the cops can't shoot em all.

once again a dr. plump comment is completely loving useless in every way

how does he do it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Duscat posted:

trains?

NO WE CAN'T BUILD TRAINS


trains all have to DISRUPT THE gently caress out of everything, forty bill ui io ioi ndc AAAAAARRRGH

Luckily LA has already passed a giant loving tax over the next 40 years to build out and maintain (and upgrade) our public transit and road networks. I think its like almost a billion a year, just for LA county

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Chunky Salsa posted:

I thought I was drunk enough to look for this but his banner is anime Red Skull and some of the first photos are hentai girl minions I may not be strong enough to look further

https://twitter.com/Shadbase/status/878850105121456128

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/880241134441824256

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Chunky Salsa posted:

I thought I was drunk enough to look for this but his banner is anime Red Skull and some of the first photos are hentai girl minions I may not be strong enough to look further

i took a gander and stopped when i saw an extra horny minion

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

nobody cares about you bravely looking at cartoon porn

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