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grittyreboot posted:I play DnD at a comic book store. It's mostly OK, but the DM has to put a sign out telling people they will be banned if they try to rape other characters. But aside from that it's OK?
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I seem to remember the bear guy being huge moron but post cringy stuff instead of theorycrafting it based on how much like pedophile he looks.
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Twitch posted:This is the real comic: Nevertheless he is a person who looks and sounds like a nonce who draws himself as a non-nonce-looking person.
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BiggerBoat posted:But aside from that it's OK? Yeah. I've only been a few times but all the people I've met are pretty cool. My DM told me the story of the sign. One guy came in playing basically a Rob Liefeld character. 10 ft tall, bloodstained armor, hyper violent, etc. Pretty much your average edgelord. They all went in a tavern and the guy tried to rape a waitress. The DM told him he wasn't gonna let him do that and that she should leave. The guy freaked out, started screaming at the other players and knocked over a few stands. The owner told him they were gonna call the police. Dude started yelling "Call the police, see if I give a gently caress." The second the owner picked up the phone the guy said "gently caress it" and left as if it was his decision.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 01:57 |
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i was going to giggle about "man-child" being among the genders but then realized that's probably some kind of pedophile poo poo
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I'm gender nazi
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throw to first drat IT posted:I seem to remember the bear guy being huge moron but post cringy stuff instead of theorycrafting it based on how much like pedophile he looks. Orientation: Amoeba.
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Twitch posted:This is the real comic: He spelled power cords with an H so he deserves it.
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throw to first drat IT posted:I seem to remember the bear guy being huge moron but post cringy stuff instead of theorycrafting it based on how much like pedophile he looks. At what point do you say to yourself " I cannot function as a human being, I guess I'll have some cake"
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 02:53 |
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Jestery posted:At what point do you say to yourself Probably a lot later than you
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Jestery posted:At what point do you say to yourself There are people who in that situation would say to themselves "I'm not big enough yet. More cake. Bring it to me so I can burn fewer calories."
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Man, I consider myself pretty open minded regarding sexual orientation and how people identify themselves, at best actively supporting family and friends, and at worst just not really giving a poo poo, what you identify as and who or what you are attracted to is none of my business and I don't care. But this is so far beyond me, I have absolutely no understanding of what the vast majority of these words are, nor how one would decide which of these (assumingly very specific) words describes how they identify as a person and their sexuality.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 03:32 |
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There's Male, Female, and Intersex, the last being a physiological defect. It's determined before you're even born and is immutable.
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my gender is Splat
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PCOS Bill posted:There's Male, Female, and Intersex, the last being a physiological defect. It's determined before you're even born and is immutable. thanks for clearing that up, Bill
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throw to first drat IT posted:I seem to remember the bear guy being huge moron but post cringy stuff instead of theorycrafting it based on how much like pedophile he looks. I'm gender Nazi My pronouns are Hit, Hitler, Hitlerself E: Beaten like the Germans at Stalingrad
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PCOS Bill posted:There's Male, Female, and Intersex, the last being a physiological defect. It's determined before you're even born and is immutable. And I'm sure homosexuality is a mental disorder as well. Responses from those that aren't closed minded and desperately clutching archaic views would also be appreciated. I'm a cis straight white male and pretty far removed from truly grasping any of this, and as I said in my last post, I frankly don't give a poo poo, nor does the thought of people's genders or sexuality cross my mind on even a remotely regular basis. But just because someone is born with different than you, has different rules of attraction or doesn't identify with the parts they were born with, doesn't make them "defective". E: whoops I responded to pcos bill om nom nom has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Honestly the fact that PCOS recognizes Intersex at all is pretty suprising
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Dreddout posted:Honestly the fact that PCOS recognizes Intersex at all is pretty suprising Why is that? There's always a broken state, even in a binary system. om nom nom posted:And I'm sure homosexuality is a mental disorder as well. Used to be until they started pandering. Next they're working on making pedophilia a thing of the past, and just embracing it as "child love"
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You're telling me I wasted all those years being a cisgender male when I could've been a gender pirate instead? This changes everything. Avast, ye scurvy cissies, for I'm coming to raid your gender cargo! Serge Painsbourg has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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PCOS Bill posted:Why is that? There's always a broken state, even in a binary system. Love you too, buddy
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Serge Painsbourg posted:You're telling me I wasted all those years being a cisgender male when I could've been a gender pirate instead? This changes everything. I'm gonna parrot this idea and change my name to Pegbutt Steve the terror of the high seas.
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So horny.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:28 |
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so that's where that one nazi in the comic panel's chin is
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This may be way to old for you youngins, but I can not see anything else. " I'm sorry Wyatt, sorry for being such a poo poo to you all these years."
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Does anyone have links to previous AUG threads? Edit: I couldn't find them in the OP. Maybe they were already posted, in which case I'm dumb. Nice Guy Patron has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/879061224100552704
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BiggerBoat posted:Not an SA thread but here's a link to a "Creepiest people we've gamed with" thread on RPGnet. Thank you!
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Let that be a lesson to children. If you wear a watch or a wristband or something too tight in your youth, you hands will atrophy and be tiny when you're an adult.
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Stop calling one fifth of me Dick Dorkins.
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Slime posted:Let that be a lesson to children. If you wear a watch or a wristband or something too tight in your youth, you hands will atrophy and be tiny when you're an adult. You'll also be rich and the most powerful man in the world and never have to filter your thoughts to your mouth because half of half of a country voted for you, not for your own worth, but because it was against someone else.
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Seeing as we're dropping AUG D&D stories my old DM is currently in prison for raping his daughter. For the most part he was normal enough to hang around but we were all dudes. Turns out he thinks any affection from women is them wanting to bone him which really didn't work out when he and his wife had a daughter.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You'll also be rich and the most powerful man in the world and never have to filter your thoughts to your mouth because half of half of a country voted for you, not for your own worth, but because it was against someone else. But is it really worth those tiny, tiny little baby hands?
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Slime posted:But is it really worth those tiny, tiny little baby hands? I'd assume not. Why, the amount of sheer APM loss would keep him from becoming a top level StarCraft player on it's own.
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Bogan King posted:Seeing as we're dropping AUG D&D stories my old DM is currently in prison for raping his daughter. For the most part he was normal enough to hang around but we were all dudes. Turns out he thinks any affection from women is them wanting to bone him which really didn't work out when he and his wife had a daughter. Also, this is hosed up and I hope prison is hell for this rear end in a top hat. Didn't want it in the same post as a Starcraft nerd joke.
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PCOS Bill posted:Used to be until they started pandering. Next they're working on making pedophilia a thing of the past, and just embracing it as "child love" Pedos have been trying to be seen as legitimate since the 40s, it's never going to happen. Everyone knows child molesters = harmful.
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timefly posted:Pedos have been trying to be seen as legitimate since the 40s, it's never going to happen. Everyone knows child molesters = harmful. stop replyng to him. at worst, he's a piece of poo poo, at best he's that "joke's on you i was just pretending to be retarded" comic come to life. either way nothing good comes of talking to him BENGHAZI 2 has a new favorite as of 11:09 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Bogan King posted:Seeing as we're dropping AUG D&D stories my old DM is currently in prison for raping his daughter. For the most part he was normal enough to hang around but we were all dudes. Turns out he thinks any affection from women is them wanting to bone him which really didn't work out when he and his wife had a daughter. critical fail tables have ruined another life. Cumslut1895 has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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