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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Tainen posted:

looks like someone's gonna have to get another new phone number soon

https://twitter.com/lindseygrahamsc/status/880429415406161920

anyone else half remember when all of trmps antics got responses like this?

im not even sure why this set of tweets triggered anything lol

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sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


ok i've done some research and I've finally decided

pacer is better than last splash

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bert Roberge posted:

someone change my name to 'Low I.Q. Crazy Bert Roberge' as today has broken my brain.

and evil ernie. brought them some cookies for the cookie monster and they were in their pyajamas. disrespectful!

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


That's kind of a big deal. I'm sure our State Department is on top of...

Oh.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

zegermans posted:

Link to first post of the 2nd tweet

Here ya go.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/880426861859414016

well nice knowin ya, troops stationed in qatar

haha totally cucked by SA because they threw him a party and let him touch the orb

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

WU TANG

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

brugroffil posted:

haha totally cucked by SA because they threw him a party and let him touch the orb
It owns. I hope we nuke something soon.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Agrajag posted:

she is looking in two directions at once

the tricky thing about talking to folks with this condition is figuring out which eye they look at you with so you can stare at that eye instead of the eye that's looking across the room.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wait, i can't parse that

is he saying mika tried to gently caress him?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/880426861859414016

well nice knowin ya, troops stationed in qatar

islamadama ding dong woot woot!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

theyre both stupid yes

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

wait, i can't parse that

is he saying mika tried to gently caress him?

bleeding from her face

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

kobolds lack a singular work that sort of defines them, but as weak slaves to dragons who become strong in numbers imma say they could make a good parallel to the proletariat

gelatinous cubes, like all traps, represent the various ways in which the capitalist system of wage slavery entraps and slowly erodes away humanity

githzerai are cargo shorts libertarians imo

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


FactsAreUseless posted:

NYTimes doesn't use AP style. Times famously has its own house style.

Sorry you mean N.Y. Times doesn't use A.P. style


gently caress you NYT, acronyms don't need periods

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



Proposed 28th amendment: Rap super groups may run as a "shaolin council" for president.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Thanks I always thought you were better before your retconn even if you were a bit Deus Ex Machine-y

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/MatthewPrince14/status/880436606674632704

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

FizFashizzle posted:

wait, i can't parse that

is he saying mika tried to gently caress him?

People are trying to claim that he meant she wanted to sit with him at dinner or something.

But yes.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
holy poo poo it's the mole people

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brugroffil posted:

haha totally cucked by SA because they threw him a party and let him touch the orb

lowtax taking the reins (orbs) of power

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

deathbysnusnu posted:

Proposed 28th amendment: Rap super groups may run as a "shaolin council" for president.

I would accept this as just and appropriate.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

docbeard posted:

People are trying to claim that he meant she wanted to sit with him at dinner or something.

But yes.

Trump will probably let the media play it up like that then retract it in like 4 days.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Lol if you arent giggling and convulsing like a mental ward patient in a padded cell tropmp tredah

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


The best part of this is that it's probably true. I imagine the kind of woman who actually supports trump finds him sexually irresistible. Sorry about the contents of your stomach.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe



great president

"Low IQ feat. Psycho Joe" was a really good debut album

Serf
May 5, 2011


Squizzle posted:

githzerai are cargo shorts libertarians imo

...accurate

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Facial drooping can be caused by even moderate benzodiazepine usage, which as a communications professional charged with lying to millions of her countrymen, huckabee is surely abusing.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
America elected a Twitter troll, so what?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Equeen posted:

She's resting bitch face incarnate

resting Igor-from-young-frankenstein face

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Is this the president?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Squizzle posted:

githzerai are cargo shorts libertarians imo

Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Montasque posted:

America elected a Twitter troll, so what?

Trumpmerica has let us know that at the end of it all, people are the youtube comments section.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

githzerai are cargo shorts libertarians imo

modrons are democrats

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


*gently knocks on Tillerson's door*

"Uh, M-M-Mr. Tillerson? Th-th-there's an issue with the House of S-S-S-Saud."

*sound of lamp smashing against door, followed by loud snoring*

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I love waking up to good rear end Trump tweets. it's been a while

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

modrons are democrats

Does this make Flynn Falls-From-Grace?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

BeOSPOS posted:

so the new travel ban goes in effect on thursday... the gov has some changes that seem to conflict with the temp ruling the SC gave. any constitution knowers here can say if a lower court can overrule the government based on the gov's bad interpretation of the SC?

There will be a challenge on exactly this, and it will be held back in stay as it winds its way up to the SC b/c the govt is idiots

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Lmao that's why her face looks like thirty generations of inbred Benedict Cumberbatch

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
8:30 AM - Oh, hey a Trump tweet about a sugar trade deal with Mexico, that's almost presidential. Not bad.
9 AM - Low IQ Mika, Psycho Joe

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