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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Also when i laugh at this trhead i do the jared leto one because this poo poo dosnt deserve hamil or ledger

Saving those for the global thermanuclear holocaust

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Montasque posted:

America elected a Twitter troll, so what?

i look forward to the president of the united states proclaiming "u mad, bro?" to the peoples of the world

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Trump tweets are used anal beads and condoms direct from turmp directly to all of us

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Agrajag posted:

holy gently caress is this thing even human?

this has to be a different species entirely. i bet my loving life savings on it.

the hills have eyes

they're just pointing in different directions

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I love that Mika is both low IQ and Crazy

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

deathbysnusnu posted:

The best part of this is that it's probably true. I imagine the kind of woman who actually supports trump finds him sexually irresistible. Sorry about the contents of your stomach.

Please don't doxx me.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I imagine that whenever Rex hears some bad news or sees a Trump tweet he Bwaaas like Hank Hill

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

it just makes me think of that "Homer re-envisions how an encounter went down" gag, where Trump imagines himself as super jacked and badass and everyone else as an insane stupid nag

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
for the next president can we just elect a raccoon and just feed it cookies on a podium once a week

i mean honestly

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MariusLecter posted:

Also when i laugh at this trhead i do the jared leto one because this poo poo dosnt deserve hamil or ledger

Saving those for the global thermanuclear holocaust

i do a tim curry laugh

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

this is the day that trump truly became president

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

how did we get in this strange fork of spacetime and where is the exit

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Annual Prophet posted:

how did we get in this strange fork of spacetime and where is the exit

and how can we get as far away from it as possible lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm on a Simpsons kick I guess because I imagine Rex Tillerson expressing his frustration with the Sideshow Bob steps on rake noise

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Come forth, my other self!

PSYCHO JOE!

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i clicked his Twitter profile and read the line "45th President of the United States of America" and i laughed and laughed

:same: :respek:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I imagine that whenever Rex hears some bad news or sees a Trump tweet he Bwaaas like Hank Hill

Anyone else find it funny when an oil CEO with no diplomacy experience gets mad at a real-estate dweeb with no diplomacy experience for attempting diplomacy?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Monkey Fracas posted:

Come forth, my other self!

PSYCHO JOE!

2016 election persona where everyones persona is trumps nickname for them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



The Nastier Nate posted:

Anyone else find it funny when an oil CEO with no diplomacy experience gets mad at a real-estate dweeb with no diplomacy experience for attempting diplomacy?

I dont have any diplomacy experience and I'm mad at both of them

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

brugroffil posted:

Sorry you mean N.Y. Times doesn't use A.P. style


gently caress you NYT, acronyms don't need periods
Goddamn lmao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Annual Prophet posted:

how did we get in this strange fork of spacetime and where is the exit

life grabs u by the crotch directs u where 2 go

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tillersons story arc of being goaded into this position by his wife so he could jet set around the world and get constantly sabotaged by a fat American oaf and his failson sounds like a French comedy

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


FizFashizzle posted:

wait, i can't parse that

is he saying mika tried to gently caress him?

nah hes saying that joe and mika tried to go to a maralago new years party, and he denied them entry because mika had surgery scars on her face and was bleeding or something.


they actually were there at the party and the thing about surgery isnt true, according to photos

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/815934725416173568

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



brugroffil posted:

Sorry you mean N.Y. SLIMES doesn't use A.P. style


gently caress you NYS, acronyms don't need periods

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Annual Prophet posted:

how did we get in this strange fork of spacetime and where is the exit

we are on the moebius strip portion of our journey

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

deathbysnusnu posted:

I'm legit convinced that David Weigel lurks here or is a poster. Tons of c-spam references in his feed.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/847856278848380928

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/278930174479831040

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/635895858362511360

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

That DICK! posted:

I love that Mika is both low IQ and Crazy

Dr. FAUXTON's mother works as a caregiver for a group home and is emotionally wrecked every day because one of the residents has downs plus early onset dementia and her brain has basically become unstuck in time so she has no concept of "before" and is always asking why she wasn't there for her as a child.

You can't tell someone in that shape that their childhood happened before you met them so all she can do is apologize and say she was really busy helping the other residents.

What I'm saying is that it's entirely possible to be both low IQ and crazy

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

This tweet is 100% correct though

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://i.imgur.com/ECgTCEF.gifv

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

them trummp tweets is somethin else

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


also christ is donny going to go to loving war with qatar over nothing jfc

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

slouch posted:

also christ is donny going to go to loving war with qatar over nothing jfc
It owns, we can literally be goaded into anything lmao

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


slouch posted:

also christ is donny going to go to loving war with qatar over nothing jfc

nah he's just going to let SA and the rest of the Arab Peninsula invade. not sure what happens to the 30k US troops stationed there when that happens, or to the Turkish base.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I loving love America

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Based on statistics and probability theory, at least several goons reading this thread are genuinely sexually attracted to Donald J. Trump and would desire to be married to hm.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

punchymcpunch posted:

i do a tim curry laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbQgvnX0hk8

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Monkey Fracas posted:

Come forth, my other self!

PSYCHO JOE!

i think i may actually tune into morning joe tomorrow

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I mean besides Baloogan.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


slouch posted:

nah hes saying that joe and mika tried to go to a maralago new years party, and he denied them entry because mika had surgery scars on her face and was bleeding or something.


they actually were there at the party and the thing about surgery isnt true, according to photos

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/815934725416173568

no hes implying mika tried to gently caress him

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meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

We laugh at trump; but we need a moment when he is videotaped slipping on a banana peel and flipping out in rage that will allow us all to point and laugh, breaking the illusion of competency for even the dumbest of bricks. That or the piss tape.

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