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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im too cheap to get a VR headset but a friend of mine says VR porn makes you feel like 4 ft tall surrounded by huge women

so yeah if thats your fetish...

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

holy gently caress

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I think that's a low estimate. Especially considering vr porn is almost as good as the real thing.

VR, huh? lmfao

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

cumshitter posted:

my favorite thing about gramby was that her 2nd husband, dave, lived to be a hundred and he liked to drink even if he didnt drink much. also he owned the playboy channel and i would watch it as a kid. half the time it sucked, like playboy channel did documentaries on the making of playboy softcore porn and whenever i tuned in it was the director talking about how he used blue as a background for his shot because blue is passion or whatever. i stole several handles of his cheap wolfschmidt vodka (the favorite vodka of lyndon larouche) and partied with friends because i knew nobody in my family would ever notice

anyway, dave gave me a handful of shotgun shells for no reason. i was 7 and didnt own a gun. i brought them to school and a hall monitor found them in my backpack and he was like "uhh... dont bring them back tomorrow. also today you dont get a dinosaur sticker."

fun fact: if you live to be a hundred the USPS delivers a letter from the president signed by his autopen on your birthday. i was there when we opened up his letter from bush.when i tell this story in earl i joke that we knew it was real because it was signed in crayon yuk yuk yuk

you might know because it's been seriously like 8-9 years since I was up on the regs

when you hit 100 if you have a life insurance policy they just refund all your premiums or something because you beat their actuarial table and they are just like "nope"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

does vr poo poo count as materialism can u be communtist n be against materialsim n stuff but then have like vitural things

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Fidel Castronaut posted:

-a man who has never had vr porn

:wow:

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
I am not having the best week, Trump Thread, so I'm gonna share something that came up in the very first Trump Thread. It was like 3 am when it was first posted, so it's possible a lot of you never saw it. Anyway it takes me back to being a stupid happy child who had never heard of this dolad trump man or his being the literal president, when all i cared about was hopefully getting a slush puppie or whatever

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989&autoplay=1&playset=1

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

FAUXTON posted:

you might know because it's been seriously like 8-9 years since I was up on the regs

when you hit 100 if you have a life insurance policy they just refund all your premiums or something because you beat their actuarial table and they are just like "nope"

it overflows and they start insuring you as a baby

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
https://twitter.com/AltRightJohn/status/880189280676655105

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mayor Dave posted:

hi im a japanese teenage girl but im also a vampire and i have a crush on my masculine but nonthreatening teacher

hello

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
you may think: how can someone whose head isn't connected to their body drown

and the answer is: imagine dropping a bowling ball into the pool, except instead of a bowling ball it's the thing you breathe from and you have to swim down watching yourself from the third person and then also carry it back up

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

change my name posted:

it overflows and they start insuring you as a baby

i think itd be kinda cool if humans aged like normal till they hit 100 then they went back thru those ages again in reverse until they ceased to exist

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

MaxxBot posted:

Pictured: The Zuck! Presidential Inauguration



moob on dot org

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

who needs vr porn when you have a .jpg of a pig making GBS threads on his own balls?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! likes porn too!

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Bert Roberge posted:

who needs vr porn when you have a .jpg of a pig making GBS threads on his own balls?

Didn't realize David Cameron posted on these forums

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

the pig who poo poo on he own balls is real good tho

thats a fuckin classic of comedy

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Red Minjo posted:

you may think: how can someone whose head isn't connected to their body drown

and the answer is: imagine dropping a bowling ball into the pool, except instead of a bowling ball it's the thing you breathe from and you have to swim down watching yourself from the third person and then also carry it back up

But she still goes in the pool. She has a physical handicap that she's aware of, but she doesn't let it get in the way of living a normal life and having fun with her friends.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



So what's the deal with Martian child slave colonies

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Mayor Dave posted:

hi im a japanese teenage girl but im also a vampire and i have a crush on my masculine but nonthreatening teacher

Hi Powerball

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

tithin posted:

So what's the deal with Martian child slave colonies

I don't know, what is the deal?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

the pig who poo poo on he own balls is real good tho

thats a fuckin classic of comedy

it also never really got photoshopped a bunch like goatman or lil fat girl in rain coat
pig poo poo balls was already perfect

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lmao the tweet basically contradicts itself, amazing

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

it also never really got photoshopped a bunch like goatman or lil fat girl in rain coat
pig poo poo balls was already perfect

i mean poofect sorry

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

this is just peanuts, geez oh man

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

tithin posted:

So what's the deal with Martian child slave colonies
AND what's the deal with space plane food? Tang? that's not food, that's a sound. And don't get me started on astronaut icecream

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I just finished this real good comic, Private Eye by Brian k Vaughn, the saga guy. It was a future where everybody wore masks and used pseudonyms because the cloud had leaked and everybody's search histories and everything was made public and a bunch of people lost their jobs. Also, the press were the police. It was a good lil story about privacy and identity. Very pretty.

Also read two volumes of Planetary by Warren Ellis, which owns.

Comics r gud

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Well maybe if the coverage is Cillizza-style "I will be tweeting one skull emoji for each million people this bill will kill."

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

MaxxBot posted:

Well maybe if the coverage is Cillizza-style "I will be tweeting one skull emoji for each 100 million people this bill will kill."

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

lolololol

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol at goons pretending they dont identify w/ the vr sex guy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fidel Castronaut posted:

I just finished this real good comic, Private Eye by Brian k Vaughn, the saga guy. It was a future where everybody wore masks and used pseudonyms because the cloud had leaked and everybody's search histories and everything was made public and a bunch of people lost their jobs. Also, the press were the police. It was a good lil story about privacy and identity. Very pretty.

Also read two volumes of Planetary by Warren Ellis, which owns.

Comics r gud

have you read prophet???? start w #21

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




anime tupac posted:

I am not having the best week, Trump Thread, so I'm gonna share something that came up in the very first Trump Thread. It was like 3 am when it was first posted, so it's possible a lot of you never saw it. Anyway it takes me back to being a stupid happy child who had never heard of this dolad trump man or his being the literal president, when all i cared about was hopefully getting a slush puppie or whatever

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989&autoplay=1&playset=1

this is v soothing

i hope yr week improves friendo :glomp:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I was out drinking and at the beginning of the night heard cernovich got punched but now it turns out he wasnt?

what a bad thing, that he didn't get punched. bummer

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

anime tupac posted:

I am not having the best week, Trump Thread, so I'm gonna share something that came up in the very first Trump Thread. It was like 3 am when it was first posted, so it's possible a lot of you never saw it. Anyway it takes me back to being a stupid happy child who had never heard of this dolad trump man or his being the literal president, when all i cared about was hopefully getting a slush puppie or whatever

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989&autoplay=1&playset=1

whats wrong

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

lol at goons pretending they dont identify w/ the vr sex guy

call me when they have sex droids

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Turdfuzz posted:

it also never really got photoshopped a bunch like goatman or lil fat girl in rain coat
pig poo poo balls was already perfect

what about this picture

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Homeless Friend posted:

call me when they have sex droids

I wonder in what year will the first person get accidentally killed by their BDSM sex robot

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

what about this picture



thats a kangaroo loving a pig while a duck watches

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Turdfuzz posted:

it also never really got photoshopped a bunch like goatman or lil fat girl in rain coat
pig poo poo balls was already perfect

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