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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pissflaps posted:

Maybe Gary Linekar could be our Macron?
I don't think Gary thinks that poor people are poor because they don't work hard enough, but maybe he'd be willing to scrap workers' rights and deregulate our banks some more if his teacher told him to.

gently caress Macron, I'd rather have the guy who was scared of Nazi root vegetables than him.

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Juche Couture
Feb 3, 2007


Verizian posted:

Saw someone on Facebook saying that Tom Watson condemned the Brexit amendment rebels today as divisive and opportunistic at worst or a poorly timed mistake at best. Stating that Corbyn was right to fire the shadow cabinet members for defying the whip.


Can't find confirmation, has anyone seen anything?

He said this on C4 news yeah

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

1% cap lifted

:thunk:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Looke posted:

1% cap lifted

:thunk:

shame you moved into stopping people getting their benefits isn't it

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Verizian posted:

Saw someone on Facebook saying that Tom Watson condemned the Brexit amendment rebels today as divisive and opportunistic at worst or a poorly timed mistake at best. Stating that Corbyn was right to fire the shadow cabinet members for defying the whip.


Can't find confirmation, has anyone seen anything?

BEND THE KNEE

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Guavanaut posted:

I don't think Gary thinks that poor people are poor because they don't work hard enough, but maybe he'd be willing to scrap workers' rights and deregulate our banks some more if his teacher told him to.

gently caress Macron, I'd rather have the guy who was scared of Nazi root vegetables than him.

Yes, liberals obsession with Macron is tragic. But then I suppose liberals do tend to hate trade unions, and workers having rights.

Anyway, the miraculous morphing of Chuka Umunna. One could almost conclude that his amendment was in fact not at all about freedom of movement for people and about something else entirely. Wonder what it could be...

https://twitter.com/cymrurouge/status/880698180580585472

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Jose posted:

shame you moved into stopping people getting their benefits isn't it

We'll see what it rises to, I'm getting a pretty sizeable pay rise each year anyway + earning more than I would have in the NHS.

Also someone has to apply sanctions to poor people


I wonder how this will go down for the government, considering lifting the cap was a labour thing, and the Tories votes the amendment down

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Looke posted:

1% cap lifted

:thunk:

Source? I've got the Mail just saying that "up to" 40 MPs are pressuring the PM to lift it and that tories that voted down the Labour amendment are getting a ton of flack for it on Twitter.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Borrovan posted:

I've got the Mail

after a lengthy period of rigorous forensic examination i have identified the source of your problems

all of them

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I hope it does end because the Tories saying they'll consider ending it, then saying they won't and voting it down in the house and then doing it the next day would just be a perfect symbol of how chaotic they are.

Also all the people get pay rises.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

mfcrocker posted:

That's most folks' definition of Soft Brexit, because it's basically "well, you all poo poo the bed, may as well poo poo it as little as possible"

Right. Problem is it's going to make people even more pissed off and you don't want to be holding the responsibility for that decision.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/30/theresa-may-agrees-lift-public-sector-pay-cap-tory-mps-appeal/

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

This isn't a u-turn so much as a series of doughnuts.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
On the edge of a cliff.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I would pay to see Corbyn doing donuts on a motorbike in the commons.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Looke posted:


Also someone has to apply sanctions to poor people



is it fun?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

shame you moved into stopping people getting their benefits isn't it

I'm pretty sure Looke will be getting around a 5% increase for the next few years if he's just joined DWP, PCS negotiated a higher increase for lower grades in return changes to conditions and greater restrictions at the top.

They also introduced new contracts and anyone who declined them got a 0.25% pay rise lol

Party Boat fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Jun 30, 2017

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

I'm a "hard remainer", and I think it's a loving travesty that the only party that thought about the 48% who voted remain was the loving lib dems and we all know you can't trust them and they just did it to try and become relevant again.

Brexit is going to gently caress this country in the arse, and you're all loving lemmings. What happened to "him being electable is not the point, it's about getting the right narrative out there"? Oh well, guess we better all jump off that cliff because it's Corbyn leading us there. And if you think he wouldn't bring us out of the single market/freedom of movement then you're delusional too. This is going to gently caress all my EU friends over at minimum, and I care more about them than the loving principle of democracy that got us into this mess.

And before you start, yes I understand that it's the politic move. Doesn't mean I have to loving like it, and it doesn't mean I don't feel betrayed by there being absolutely no voice for those of us who would really, really, really like not to jump off the Brexit cliff.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
It's starting to irritate me beyond my daily level of calm to see so many lies in the media and misrepresentation of outright facts. How can we have any sort of decent change if the barrage of untruths keeps hitting people who can do nothing but soak it up?

How are people reporting that Labour is in chaos and conveniently ignoring the shambles that is the current government. It's madness.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Irony Be My Shield posted:

This isn't a u-turn so much as a series of doughnuts.

Imagine four government policies on the edge of a cliff,

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


spectralent posted:

after a lengthy period of rigorous forensic examination i have identified the source of your problems

all of them

Taking those four words out of context is slander and I am deeply offended.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
My favourite thing about centrists is the lack of introspection as to why everyone is moving far-left or far-right or why a purely centrist party has no real base. They're so close to figuring it out.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Serene Dragon posted:

I'm a "hard remainer", and I think it's a loving travesty that the only party that thought about the 48% who voted remain was the loving lib dems and we all know you can't trust them and they just did it to try and become relevant again.

Brexit is going to gently caress this country in the arse, and you're all loving lemmings. What happened to "him being electable is not the point, it's about getting the right narrative out there"? Oh well, guess we better all jump off that cliff because it's Corbyn leading us there. And if you think he wouldn't bring us out of the single market/freedom of movement then you're delusional too. This is going to gently caress all my EU friends over at minimum, and I care more about them than the loving principle of democracy that got us into this mess.

And before you start, yes I understand that it's the politic move. Doesn't mean I have to loving like it, and it doesn't mean I don't feel betrayed by there being absolutely no voice for those of us who would really, really, really like not to jump off the Brexit cliff.

If Labour had run on a hard remain platform, Theresa would now have a comfortable majority and Labour would currently be having a leadership election to see which right-wing shitheel gets to triangulate towards the Tories the hardest. Fudging the single market issue isn't ideal, but it is making the best out of a bad situation when Labour has no actual power to change the outcome and would just be posturing at the expense of northern voters.

Also, a majority of Remain voters now support honouring the referendum and leaving the EU, you might want to change that 48% to 22%.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

VideoGames posted:

It's starting to irritate me beyond my daily level of calm to see so many lies in the media and misrepresentation of outright facts. How can we have any sort of decent change if the barrage of untruths keeps hitting people who can do nothing but soak it up?

How are people reporting that Labour is in chaos and conveniently ignoring the shambles that is the current government. It's madness.

A lot of people like to poo poo on Twitter and Social Media but the fact remains that its rise in acceptance and usage has allowed younger generations to access more sources of news and communicate with more people than ever before. A lot of the people who absorb that sort of bullshit are people who generally only get their news from a handful of sources. Traditional media is dying mostly because people are increasingly identifying it as bullshit. You can already see their influence waning with their failed bullshit campaign against Corbyn during the previous election.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Stretch Marx posted:

My favourite thing about centrists is the lack of introspection as to why everyone is moving far-left or far-right or why a purely centrist party has no real base. They're so close to figuring it out.

There basically isn't a far-left in UK politics. The right likes to pretend Corbyn is to discredit him, but his politics are fairly centrist in countries that don't have out-and-out fascist newspapers.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Serene Dragon posted:

And before you start, yes I understand that it's the politic move. Doesn't mean I have to loving like it, and it doesn't mean I don't feel betrayed by there being absolutely no voice for those of us who would really, really, really like not to jump off the Brexit cliff.
There's actually quite a lot of voices, it's just that there's also voices for the people who really want to jump, and that's the side that won the referendum. The referendum was a terrible idea, but it happened, we lost, and respecting the result means an end to free movement.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

multijoe posted:

honouring the referendum


lol

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Borrovan posted:

There's actually quite a lot of voices, it's just that there's also voices for the people who really want to jump, and that's the side that won the referendum. The referendum was a terrible idea, but it happened, we lost, and respecting the result means an end to free movement.

No. Respecting the result means leaving the EU. That is not incompatible with single market membership and all that that entails.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Gort posted:

There basically isn't a far-left in UK politics. The right likes to pretend Corbyn is to discredit him, but his politics are fairly centrist in countries that don't have out-and-out fascist newspapers.

Well I don't really believe in the far-left/right spectrum. Mostly I mean socialism and fascism are on the rise because liberalism doesn't really stand for anything outside of making rich people richer. It wants to be everything to everyone and it can't. It hasn't before and it hasn't now. And with social media allowing people to mobilize on a grand scale we're seeing populism coming back for better or for worse.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Pissflaps posted:

No. Respecting the result means leaving the EU. That is not incompatible with single market membership and all that that entails.

I'm pretty sure the vote was about foreigners actually

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Maybe Gary Linekar could be our Macron?

A dipshit who only gets to power due to historically low turnout and people voting against his opponent rather than for him?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I'm pretty sure the vote was about foreigners actually

For many the debate was. The vote however was not.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Serene Dragon posted:

I'm a "hard remainer", and I think it's a loving travesty that the only party that thought about the 48% who voted remain was the loving lib dems and we all know you can't trust them and they just did it to try and become relevant again.

Brexit is going to gently caress this country in the arse, and you're all loving lemmings. What happened to "him being electable is not the point, it's about getting the right narrative out there"? Oh well, guess we better all jump off that cliff because it's Corbyn leading us there. And if you think he wouldn't bring us out of the single market/freedom of movement then you're delusional too. This is going to gently caress all my EU friends over at minimum, and I care more about them than the loving principle of democracy that got us into this mess.

And before you start, yes I understand that it's the politic move. Doesn't mean I have to loving like it, and it doesn't mean I don't feel betrayed by there being absolutely no voice for those of us who would really, really, really like not to jump off the Brexit cliff.

We're not lemmings. We've moved on. We've done the despair and the anger.

I'll agree that Corbyn's approach to Brexit are disapointing. But I have to say things changed when he got a result no one saw coming.

It's getting a little annoying that some of you think there's "sides" in here. I'm a hard remainer too. I'm terrified of Brexit. I don't have an easy escape route out of the country and i'm a believer that the economy is going to be destroyed and the primary aim for the Tories is to remove regulations. For more selfish and personal reasons i'm concerned about what's going to happen to the environment.

You guys aren't special. You're just very angry and loud.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Pissflaps posted:

No. Respecting the result means leaving the EU. That is not incompatible with single market membership and all that that entails.
No, that's called "doing the barest minimum to technically comply with the result". Respecting the result includes noting that the main concerns that leave-voters had were free movement and sovereignty. Keeping free movement and surrendering legislative power is the opposite of this.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007


It's bad and stupid but it happened. Those sucking up all twenty of the Lib Dem's votes isn't going to make up for the gaping hole in the post-industrial north if Labour flips on its pledge to end freedom of movement.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Borrovan posted:

No, that's called "doing the barest minimum to technically comply with the result". Respecting the result includes noting that the main concerns that leave-voters had were free movement and sovereignty. Keeping free movement and surrendering legislative power is the opposite of this.


Not seeing the problem.

I don't actually respect the referendum or its result.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

Not seeing the problem.

I don't actually respect the referendum or its result.

For someone who complains about Corbyn's electability you sure want him to go back to being persona non grata to huge portions of the country. Maybe he can go on stage and call all Brexiters "fuckwits". I'd agree with him. But he shouldn't do it.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Okay, don't waste my time by claiming that you do then. What do you think would be the effect of telling 52% of the electorate that you don't respect them?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Allowing the EU to dictate to your country will just cause another UKIP uprising.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Borrovan posted:

Okay, don't waste my time by claiming that you do then. What do you think would be the effect of telling 52% of the electorate that you don't respect them?

Being fair it's an improvement from his usual 3/5ths.

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