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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

lol at Brits talking about BBQ ribs

To be fair, it's run by a bunch of South Africans and it's loving delicious.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Here's what we do, we just tell them what we want and if they don't give it to us, we'll blame them :smug:


I loving hope not because I'm calling an ambulance with the one finger my stroke failed to paralyze

THE COUNTRY IS hosed. IT IS RUN BY loving IDIOTS ACTIVELY making GBS threads THEIR OWN PANTS.

There, now you understand that, maybe you can have a useful discussion with people.

Tesseraction posted:

At this point I'm genuinely hoping that a few weeks from now David Davis comes back from negotiations all shook and just goes "I was wrong. We need to stop this."

How's that Leave vote looking

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

This is your secretary in charge of exiting the EU, preparing to assign blame before negotiations have started.

I mean its a negotiating tactic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'#m glad we can all poo poo on tesseraction for voting leave

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
A socialist lexiteer is still better than a liberal remainer

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

At this point I'm genuinely hoping that a few weeks from now David Davis comes back from negotiations all shook and just goes "I was wrong. We need to stop this."
At which point he will be fired and replaced with somebody more positive.

Brexit cannot fail &c. &c.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mfcrocker posted:

How's that Leave vote looking

Oh I meant for the hilarity, not because I care either way. I already said many times I don't care if we stay or leave because the fundamental issues with our country are irrelevant to our EU membership.

Anyway, in other news, the Graun has turned on Chuckles for his little amendment fuckery: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/30/chuka-umunna-single-market-amendment-brexit-split-labour-party

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
It's amazing just how many super great avatars have come from this thread, good grief they make me laugh something stupid.
I'm even holding a contest in Games for someone to make me a new avatar but maybe if I hang around here I'll get something hilarious!

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Baron Corbyn posted:

Who the gently caress is "you"? There's not a single regular in this topic who voted for the shower of shits clowning about right now.
To be fair, that doesn't really matter, now does it? Whoever was wondering about the EU preferring to work with Corbyn over working with the Tories, you're probably right. But I don't think that'll actually make that huge of a difference in EU disposition. They'll also talk about 'you' when mentioning the Brexit vote, because whoever ends up at the helm of the negotiations - Remain or Leave, Labour or Tory - they're still going to be representative of the British people, of Britain as a nation. And to the EU, Britain as a nation caused this mess and will be treated accordingly.

I know it's unfair to be lumped in with these absolute morons, but that's exactly what will happen. There's no point in getting upset about it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't really think the EU will give no shits whatsoever about the disposition of the british state during negotiations.

It's rather different negotiating with a deranged lunatic who has no grasp on reality as opposed to somebody with a weak position but a willingness to actually try to negotiate a settlement.

Especially as I don't think Corbyn really would have much objection to paying for things or offering concessions in exchange for things, whereas the tories will not give anything they don't absolutely have to because they will literally take no deal whatsoever as a victory.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

VideoGames posted:

It's amazing just how many super great avatars have come from this thread, good grief they make me laugh something stupid.
I'm even holding a contest in Games for someone to make me a new avatar but maybe if I hang around here I'll get something hilarious!

I'm torn between wanting to know who the UKMT Redtext Bomber is and keeping it a mystery forever. I fear that it will be a disappointment, like the first time you meet one of your heroes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's Tom Watson. I don't know his forums name though.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Actually it's Banksy.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Kokoro Wish posted:

Just to note, Pissflaps' definition of Soft-Brexitâ„¢ is one where we're basically exactly the same as now except with no say in how the EU governs at all.

That's basically everyone's definition of soft Brexit. Out of the EU but in the single market. AKA the least destructive way of acknowledging the result of a really dumb plebiscite.

Just out of interest: if the same majority had voted to abolish all disability and unemployment benefits and spend the saved amount on the NHS, or to grant homeowners the right to kill anyone trespassing on their property, would the moral imperative to Just Do It be the same?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

MikeCrotch posted:

I'm torn between wanting to know who the UKMT Redtext Bomber is and keeping it a mystery forever. I fear that it will be a disappointment, like the first time you meet one of your heroes.

They're quite lighthearted and wellmeaning which rules out most of the thread.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beefeater1980 posted:

That's basically everyone's definition of soft Brexit. Out of the EU but in the single market. AKA the least destructive way of acknowledging the result of a really dumb plebiscite.

Just out of interest: if the same majority had voted to abolish all disability and unemployment benefits and spend the saved amount on the NHS, or to grant homeowners the right to kill anyone trespassing on their property, would the moral imperative to Just Do It be the same?

I mean I would argue no because it's not ethical for a section of the population to victimize another section whereas the cost of leaving the EU can be spread as evenly as the government wants to.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Tesseraction posted:

At this point I'm genuinely hoping that a few weeks from now David Davis comes back from negotiations all shook and just goes "I was wrong. We need to stop this."
My hope after the vote last year was that no politician have the backbone to pull the trigger on Brexit given how obviously stupid a decision it is. In actual fact, our politicians don't have the backbone to risk the ire of the British pollution by refusing to act on it. So I wouldn't expect Davis to do anything except rescind all responsibility for what happens in the negotiations by blaming anyone he possibly can. He'll probably get away with it too given that the narratives of "Remainers want to sabotage this" and "the EU is bullying us" have already gained traction in the press.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gorn Myson posted:

the British pollution

Not a typo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mfcrocker posted:

To be fair, it's run by a bunch of South Africans and it's loving delicious.

BBQ antelope sounds tasty

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Not a typo.
The British Blight.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Gorn Myson posted:

My hope after the vote last year was that no politician have the backbone to pull the trigger on Brexit given how obviously stupid a decision it is. In actual fact, our politicians don't have the backbone to risk the ire of the British pollution by refusing to act on it. So I wouldn't expect Davis to do anything except rescind all responsibility for what happens in the negotiations by blaming anyone he possibly can. He'll probably get away with it too given that the narratives of "Remainers want to sabotage this" and "the EU is bullying us" have already gained traction in the press.

Would be nice if this convinces the Tories to push on press regulation to save them from a tabloid mauling.

Basically every day I post in here I bang on about press regulation. We need it.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

R. Mute posted:

To be fair, that doesn't really matter, now does it? Whoever was wondering about the EU preferring to work with Corbyn over working with the Tories, you're probably right. But I don't think that'll actually make that huge of a difference in EU disposition. They'll also talk about 'you' when mentioning the Brexit vote, because whoever ends up at the helm of the negotiations - Remain or Leave, Labour or Tory - they're still going to be representative of the British people, of Britain as a nation. And to the EU, Britain as a nation caused this mess and will be treated accordingly.

I know it's unfair to be lumped in with these absolute morons, but that's exactly what will happen. There's no point in getting upset about it.

Yeah, but coming in here and preaching at us about it as if we hosed this up achieves nothing but making you look like a smug tosser taking pleasure in the fact a lot of Britain's poorest are going to be poo poo on from up high yet again. Honestly, it's no different in character, if slightly less sociopathic, than the drive by ghouls from GBS turning up to gloat about the latest terrorist attack.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tesseraction posted:

Would be nice if this convinces the Tories to push on press regulation to save them from a tabloid mauling.

Basically every day I post in here I bang on about press regulation. We need it.

We need to regulate the relationship between the head and body of a few press barons if you know what I mean

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Firos posted:

David Davis is an odious cretin. Next question?

Why is he in charge of very very important negotiations

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Why is he in charge of very very important negotiations

Because the government are all odious cretins.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

We need to regulate the relationship between the head and body of a few press barons if you know what I mean

I genuinely hope Paul Dacre lives to see progressivism tear down everything he holds dear.

And then taste the guillotine.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



OwlFancier posted:

Because the government are all odious cretins.

More to the point, which odious cretin in the Tory party would realistically take over from him if he dropped it for whatever reason? No one that inspires much confidence, to say the least.

Edit: On the flip side, I think Barry Gardiner et al would be able to actually negotiate something resembling an agreement to leave the EU.

Firos fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jun 30, 2017

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Why is he in charge of very very important negotiations

Johnson and Davis got their positions because they're either dumb enough to believe their own poo poo or dumb enough to think they can pull this off. It isolates certain Tory interest groups from criticism and it takes two potential rivals forever out of the leadership pool, coincidentally.

David Davis is the guy who tells people they dont know as much abuot the EU as him because he was the whip for the Maastricht treaty which is entirely the same thing as being fully up to date on the current EU

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

Because the government are all odious cretins.

I mean we (by which I mean EU27) send this guy


And you (by which I mean the British people) treat us to that smarmy cheat?

Davis thinks international negotiations are easy

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

VideoGames posted:

It's amazing just how many super great avatars have come from this thread, good grief they make me laugh something stupid.
I'm even holding a contest in Games for someone to make me a new avatar but maybe if I hang around here I'll get something hilarious!

When it comes to spite no nation can beat us

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I mean we (by which I mean EU27) send this guy


And you (by which I mean the British people) treat us to that smarmy cheat?

Davis thinks international negotiations are easy
Please stop posting Guy Verhofstadt ! !

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I mean we (by which I mean EU27) send this guy


And you (by which I mean the British people) treat us to that smarmy cheat?

Davis thinks international negotiations are easy

What, exactly, would you like us to do about it?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
David Davis' Brexit plan- sell a fuckload of Jaguars or were hosed

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
For confused Europeans it helps to know Brexit was never meant to happen. Calling a referendum on it was a political stunt that massively backfired and now no one knows what to do with it.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Firos posted:

What, exactly, would you like us to do about it?
Kidnap Guy Verhofstadt and hold him hostage to get better Brexit terms.



please

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Don't worry. Theresa May will soon finish thinking about Brexit, and brilliantly solve everything.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Why is he in charge of very very important negotiations
Whats baffling is that he probably isn't even the worst choice. Thats how bereft our establishment is of any sort of quality. Theres a chance that Boris Johnson could be our next Prime Minister.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Firos posted:

What, exactly, would you like us to do about it?

Here's my handy Brexit guide for brexiots:
  • stock up on wine (it doesn't "go bad")
  • start growing potatoes

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Fans posted:

For confused Europeans it helps to know Brexit was never meant to happen. Calling a referendum on it was a political stunt that massively backfired and now no one knows what to do with it.
I think we all know that - which makes it all the more insulting, really.

Speaking of which, what's David Cameron been up to since resigning?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

R. Mute posted:

I think we all know that - which makes it all the more insulting, really.

Speaking of which, what's David Cameron been up to since resigning?

Cushy high-paying jobs on corporate boards of directors.

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






R. Mute posted:

I think we all know that - which makes it all the more insulting, really.

Speaking of which, what's David Cameron been up to since resigning?
He spent £25k on a shed.

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