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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I mean we (by which I mean EU27) send this guy


And you (by which I mean the British people) treat us to that smarmy cheat?

Davis thinks international negotiations are easy

The british government do not have anyone who isn't a smarmy cheat. It is an important component of being a member of parliament, particularly for the tories.

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Gorn Myson posted:

He spent £25k on a shed.
Keeping his mistress living in luxury, I see. Did that 25k include the price of the trough or was that extra?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Beefeater1980 posted:

That's basically everyone's definition of soft Brexit. Out of the EU but in the single market. AKA the least destructive way of acknowledging the result of a really dumb plebiscite.

Just out of interest: if the same majority had voted to abolish all disability and unemployment benefits and spend the saved amount on the NHS, or to grant homeowners the right to kill anyone trespassing on their property, would the moral imperative to Just Do It be the same?

If Jeremy Corbyn wasn't Jeremy Corbyn but instead Adolf Hitler would you vote for Adolf Corbyn?

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

WeAreTheRomans posted:

David Davis' Brexit plan- sell a fuckload of Jaguars or were hosed

Actually the EU are desperate to keep selling us Audis, BMWs, Volkswagons, etc...

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Realistically how long would Boris actually last as PM though?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

learnincurve posted:

Realistically how long would Boris actually last as PM though?

One press conference.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

R. Mute posted:

I think we all know that - which makes it all the more insulting, really.

Speaking of which, what's David Cameron been up to since resigning?

he opened a bitcoin company in london

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

learnincurve posted:

Realistically how long would Boris actually last as PM though?

Donald J Trump is President of the United States of America

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

Donald J Trump is President of the United States of America

His party are scared of him. The Tories are not scared of Boris Johnson.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

OwlFancier posted:

That's a loving pro title/av.

It's incredible! I just got it and have no idea where from. I was kind of assuming my first red-text would be from a sleep-deprived meltdown about ebay or something.

Guavanaut posted:

It wasn't though, that's the stupidest thing about the right wing leave campaigns. Entire talking points centered around non-EU member Turkey, about Sharia Law, about Syrian refugees, about laws that were made in the UK, about the ECtHR, about international treaties that would still be in place post any kind of Brexit barring full Juche hermit kingdom Brexit.

A leave campaign focused on the actual machinations of the EU apparatus would look a lot more like Tony Benn or Dennis Skinner's speeches than the flood of piss that we got.

Yeah, right-wing populism was a bizarre mix of "SOVREIGNITY", and "Muslims! Refugees! Sharia law!", which, even accepting they're issues to idiots, are two different issues. I'd say somewhere between 30-50% of it was at the EU, but way more of it was about stuff that was barely related.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Tesseraction posted:

At this point I'm genuinely hoping that a few weeks from now David Davis comes back from negotiations all shook and just goes "I was wrong. We need to stop this."

I'm on my phone so can't link it but jonn elledge did a good article recently basically pointing out all the times David Davis has shown literally zero self awareness despite being an idiot.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

UrbicaMortis posted:

I'm on my phone so can't link it but jonn elledge did a good article recently basically pointing out all the times David Davis has shown literally zero self awareness despite being an idiot.



This one?

Thought I'd share the articles best picture.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


If this happens I would actually be quite tempted to crash it and LARP as a Disraeli-style one nation conservative. Heh, the page was taken down whilst I was posting, it looks like we'll have to live without next Summer's must-attend music festival, the Conservative Ideas Fest.

<- lol

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 30, 2017

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
As an aside, its kind of frustrating how both in the US and in Europe any sort of reasonable concern about immigration policy is immediately dominated with coverage of nazi lunatics.

I understand why it happens, fat shirtless guy with a jugend swinging a flag around gets more views than a discussion on how immigration is incompatible with austerity politics, but it's still annoying.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I mean we (by which I mean EU27) send this guy


And you (by which I mean the British people) treat us to that smarmy cheat?

Davis thinks international negotiations are easy
Verhofstadt is a renowned self-publicist and dick head, he'd get on extremely well with David Davis.

He also isn't the main guy, the main guy is Barnier.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

spectralent posted:

It's incredible! I just got it and have no idea where from.

But the big red title implores us to ask you about it :confused:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Neurolimal posted:

As an aside, its kind of frustrating how both in the US and in Europe any sort of reasonable concern about immigration policy is immediately dominated with coverage of nazi lunatics.

I understand why it happens, fat shirtless guy with a jugend swinging a flag around gets more views than a discussion on how immigration is incompatible with austerity politics, but it's still annoying.

I find it extremely annoying amongst liberals and remainers that free movement of people in a vastly unequal Europe and free movement of capital are both considered sacred cows that cannot be challenged. Europe & the US somehow managed to have a massive boom in the 50's with strict capital controls, we don't need to give capital free reign to move to wherever sucks their dick the hardest to get prosperity.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Movement of people is a good thing because I think it has a very strong internationalist component which allows us a glimpse of a society without borders. Obviously it has very heavily fortified borders at the edge of the EU but bringing together the disparate nations of Europe into something that can work together and attempt to live together seems like a positive step to me, it is something that is worth building on.

Capital can go suck a dick though.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Baron Corbyn posted:

Yeah, but coming in here and preaching at us about it as if we hosed this up achieves nothing but making you look like a smug tosser taking pleasure in the fact a lot of Britain's poorest are going to be poo poo on from up high yet again. Honestly, it's no different in character, if slightly less sociopathic, than the drive by ghouls from GBS turning up to gloat about the latest terrorist attack.

It is at least consistent with the EU's stated position, re. making GBS threads on the poorest and neediest in their own domain.

The more I read the more I'm happy we're leaving that rotting neoliberal pile of poo poo. I just wish someone who has a clue was setting up the plans.

e: noice

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

For all that my avatar gets a lot of comments I feel like I am the rocky start of the flourishing artist that is now at work.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

But the big red title implores us to ask you about it :confused:

If asked I will be happy to speculate wildly on the subject!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Looke posted:

Very fun, sitting in my ivory tower, judging those less fortunate


Yeah this pretty much, the pay is significantly better than if I were still a nurse. I don't plan on staying in the DWP long enough to get to the top restriction

are you actually doing the decision making

because i did some lovely work experience in a benefits centre and the decision makers in particular were literally all cunts

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Spangly A posted:



This one?

Thought I'd share the articles best picture.

I only see one pair of DDs there

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Neurolimal posted:

If Jeremy Corbyn wasn't Jeremy Corbyn but instead Adolf Hitler would you vote for Adolf Corbyn?

You seem to be confusing reductio ad absurdum with reductio ad hitlerum, take two Godwins and come back tomorrow.

I think that when people talk about respecting the result of the referendum they're actually talking about something else. Specifically, I think they mean respecting the fact that the referendum shows that a ton of people in the UK just hate the EU. Why doesn't matter. We can speculate that it's because of years of propaganda but who cares? Around half the voting public really hates the EU, and voted to leave it.

I voted remain. Now, I think it doesn't matter what I want: the only viable path is to crash out, handle the consequences, and see what happens next. And try to win the next battle on something that matters, which is likely to be do we want a socialist government or not. I'm a comfortably-off expat former corporate lawyer with 10 years of running private equity deals behind me (also am a landlord, so keep those guillotines sharp); I quit to become a salesman because it's more honest work. So I have something to lose when I say that right now, what the UK needs is a big swing of the pendulum back to the left, and the priority is achieving that.

And if I lose everything I got out of 5-10 years of work as a result (of a socialist administration that taxes the gently caress out of me and invalidates years of working 100 hour weeks), well, tough poo poo, other people had it harder. It's worth it if it results in a society worth living in.

The main thing I worry about, and Brexit is relevant here, is what if the only reason the UK could afford socialism in the past without a crushing drop in everyone's living standards was a massive-scale resource extraction from the former empire. Coz that doesn't exist anymore. So we try some fairly modest moves to create a more equal society and as a result we fall 20 years behind the rest of the world right at the time that AI makes huge numbers of jobs obsolete. But hopefully someone has thought about this and can explain why actually that won't be the case - preferably without reference to the triumph of the socialist will.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

JFairfax posted:

I only see one pair of DDs there

One trio.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

For all that my avatar gets a lot of comments I feel like I am the rocky start of the flourishing artist that is now at work.

I choose to believe that the S-Club Megathread is a real thing and that those avatars are unrelated to the rest.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


MikeCrotch posted:

I find it extremely annoying amongst liberals and remainers that free movement of people in a vastly unequal Europe and free movement of capital are both considered sacred cows that cannot be challenged. Europe & the US somehow managed to have a massive boom in the 50's with strict capital controls, we don't need to give capital free reign to move to wherever sucks their dick the hardest to get prosperity.

The free movement of persons is necessary for the functioning of the common market as geographical differences in labour markets have the power to distort intra-Union trade. This is also why the EU regulates workers' rights and human rights more generally, not because the Union actually gives a poo poo about us (it doesn't) but in order to normalise production costs - it's actually a triumph of liberalism,* in that it has achieved far more for human rights etc than other institutions by pursuing them not as end in themselves but as means to economic advancement. I actually wrote my undergraduate dissertation on the development of human rights in EU law if anyone's interested (can't remember if it's any good or not though).

Free movement of capital I've got no idea about, seems pretty dumb to me.

*this should not be construed as advocating liberalism, which remains bad, but the EU is liberalism done right

e:^same, I made the conscious decision not to look for the thread or to google "isle of wight bradley mccintosh" just in case

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jun 30, 2017

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

can i honestly say i doibt corbyn is going near 10th.. i think the queen wkll intervene nefore that happens.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

OwlFancier posted:

Movement of people is a good thing because I think it has a very strong internationalist component which allows us a glimpse of a society without borders. Obviously it has very heavily fortified borders at the edge of the EU but bringing together the disparate nations of Europe into something that can work together and attempt to live together seems like a positive step to me, it is something that is worth building on.

Capital can go suck a dick though.

Freedom of movement is of course good and the ultimate goal in an equitable world, but it's extremely frustrating when liberals act shocked when people bring up that populations might have a point to be anxious about sharing a labour pool with countries with vastly differing incomes, or that freedom of movement within the EU has resulted in economic imperialism in the form of wealthier countries poaching skilled workers (particularly in healthcare) from poorer ones.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

No she won't.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

JFairfax posted:

I only see one pair of DDs there

But five tits in total.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

whats Corbyns plan to reduce terrorism in the UK?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

LeoMarr posted:

whats Corbyns plan to reduce terrorism in the UK?

To retire to South Spain.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MikeCrotch posted:

Freedom of movement is of course good and the ultimate goal in an equitable world, but it's extremely frustrating when liberals act shocked when people bring up that populations might have a point to be anxious about sharing a labour pool with countries with vastly differing incomes, or that freedom of movement within the EU has resulted in economic imperialism in the form of wealthier countries poaching skilled workers (particularly in healthcare) from poorer ones.

Oh aye that's a valid complaint certainly, it doesn't help wealth inequality as much as it entrenches it geographically by allowing skilled labour to migrate.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

LeoMarr posted:

whats Corbyns plan to reduce terrorism in the UK?

rehiring all those police May got rid of for a start.

PIGS BREXIT
Mar 29, 2017

LeoMarr posted:

whats Corbyns plan to reduce terrorism in the UK?

Corbyn will ban the police from shooting at terrorists because he hates America

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Borrovan posted:


Free movement of capital I've got no idea

Free movement of capital is building server banks in Shanghai not Ohio. In the short term speculation might distort that but over time, it averages worker pay over rich and poor parts of the world - everywhere that's in the system. It does the opposite for capital rents (i.e. it concentrates the wealth of whoever has the most) but this is usually moderated by protectionism and corruption, so local elites get rich off the benefit that would otherwise flow to local workers and foreign owners.

I actually don't understand the socialist argument against it and would be interested to know more.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

LeoMarr posted:

whats Corbyns plan to reduce terrorism in the UK?

"not fire literally thousands of police officers and slash every security related budget to the bone"?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
If in doubt the goto is "eat the rich"

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Jul 19, 2003

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Firos posted:

More to the point, which odious cretin in the Tory party would realistically take over from him if he dropped it for whatever reason? No one that inspires much confidence, to say the least.

Michael Gove, holding a book about The Raj

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