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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ekster posted:

excuse me for going :godwin: but i seriously believe hitler had more humanity than trump and that trump would be worse if he had the same power

trump is senile and heading into the "mad about loving everything" stage and him having nukes is not good imo

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Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

deathbysnusnu posted:

I'm hoping we get a dumb arm the doctors bill in Kentucky. I'd love a free hand gun to wave around menacingly.

im also a doctor

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

The only thing saving us is that everyone in the Trump administration is a loving moron

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

they keep me laughing in the afternoon don't touch that dial don't piss or poo

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/ariberman/status/880875952473026560

TRUMP

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


she looks like Ron Paul with a wig

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

trump is senile and heading into the "mad about loving everything" stage and him having nukes is not good imo
your wrongest post yet :cmon:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

trump is senile and heading into the "mad about loving everything" stage and him having nukes is not good imo

on the contrary, it owns

:votegop:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

on the contrary, it owns

:votegop:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

:psyduck:

just....:psyduck:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

deathbysnusnu posted:

I'm hoping we get a dumb arm the doctors bill in Kentucky. I'd love a free hand gun to wave around menacingly.

"i've noticed that my patients listen to my instructions much more carefully and have stopped asking dumb questions or arguing with me ever since i started packing heat"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Death is certain~

:getin:

gregday
May 23, 2003

UT

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/880838494591090688

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

"i've noticed that my patients listen to my instructions much more carefully and have stopped asking dumb questions or arguing with me ever since i started packing heat"

Say you want that medicine that starts with a D one more time motherfucker!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

zegermans posted:

she looks like Ron Paul with a wig

she looks like an animatronic witch from a bad scary movie

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

huh I never realized Lloyd Bridges was Jeff Bridges' dad

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

deathbysnusnu posted:

Say you want that medicine that starts with a D one more time motherfucker!

lol

i've got your fast benadryl push right here buddy

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

trump can't even do voter suppression right, this is somehow going to end with it making it easier to vote

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Lyin' Ted

Little Marco

Low-Energy JEB

Crooked Hillary

Bernie Sanders

Psycho Joe

Low I.Q. Crazy Mika

Goofy Warren

1 for 38 Kaisch

President of the United States Donald Trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
just wanna say that also u get a thing where every single elected sec. state is gonna go "No fraud happens on my watch!" because it makes them look real bad and so the "We'll give you public available data but our elections have the highest integrity I assure you" is gonna be a thing that the commission is going to go slamming into

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

boy you're going to need oxy after I'm done with you!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Al! posted:

if usa had no healthcare this wouldnt happen

Guns don't kill people healthcare does. And that is a fact.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


It's funny watching everyone get upset about the Joe and Mika tweet when Trump has been tossing pathetic jabs at people via Twitter for years. It's hard to gauge where we draw the line on this poo poo anymore.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Get It On
Bang Lebanon
Get It On

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

NofrikinfuN posted:

It's funny watching everyone get upset about the Joe and Mika tweet when Trump has been tossing pathetic jabs at people via Twitter for years. It's hard to gauge where we draw the line on this poo poo anymore.

it's like grab 'em by the pussy never happened

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Lyin' Ted

Little Marco

Low-Energy JEB

Crooked Hillary

Bernie Sanders

Psycho Joe

Low I.Q. Crazy Mika

Goofy Warren

1 for 38 Kaisch

President of the United States Donald Trump

*Melania whispers under her breath* Bastard Barron

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/880251469852758017

a corrupt official
Sep 25, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRLAooa2vI

Hi guys great to see you all I am making a tarot deck inspired by C-SPAM and TRUMP (lol just lol if you are not 100% about Gnostic kabbalah cyber-druid-craft in 2017)

The deck, which I am 100% making, will be very potent and restore the peace of the timelines

I haven't gotten to the drawings part yet, but this is what I have so far, like, as a magickhal system. I welcome any comments (did I align the element of air with the wrong trump-staffer? Is "judgment day" card "nov .8 2016", or is it "the piss tape"? should I not be doing this and seek help instead? no...) but I will also be VERY defensive and bitchy about it.

I still don't have any of the TRUMPS aligned yet (did you know the major arcana, like the "big cards" in tarot decks, are literally called THE TRUMPS? because I did not) but I think I've got the basic elements and the court in the right spot. This will all be very cool when I make the drawings I promise. I'm mostly putting it here so it won't be lost and or, like, anywhere in my email accounts or on my own computer. also please don't doxx me oc do not steal

EARTH - TAPES (PENTACLES)
COURT CARD: Putin (princess)
SUBSTANCE: Piss
MOON GOD*: Al-Ghafr

AIR - EMAILS (SWORDS)
COURT CARD: Kellyanne (knight)
SUBSTANCE: Bloodshed
MOON GOD*: Al-Shaulah

WATER - CUCKS (CUPS)
COURT CARD: Jeb! (queen)
SUBSTANCE: Milk
MOON GOD*: Sa'd al-Su'ud

FIRE - HATS (WANDS)
COURT CARD: Ivanka + Kushner (King)
SUBSTANCE: Corn
MOON GOD*: Al-Qualb

*current moon gods allocations are approximate
_______________________________________

THE COURT

PUTIN (Princesses)
Putin of Tapes: Fake news of Trump tweets
Putin of Emails: Fake news of (globalists)
Putin of Cucks: Fake news of anime being real
Putin of Hats: Fake news of not being owned
(SHADOW: Obama)

KELLYANNE (Knight)
Kellyanne of Tapes: Bloodshed of the tower of piss
Kellyanne of Emails: Bloodshed of nice meltdowns
Kellyanne of Cucks: Bloodshed of economic anxiety
Kellyanne of Hats: Bloodshed of House Republicans
(SHADOW: Hillary)

JEB! (Queen)
Jeb! of Tapes: Waifu of the failing NYT
Jeb! of Emails: Waifu of BIG WET rear end
Jeb! of Cucks: Waifu of J.O crystals
Jeb! of Hats: Waifu of please clap
(SHADOW: Bernie)

Ivanka + Kushner (King)
Ivanka + Kushner of Tapes: Best Timeline of doing 9/11
Ivanka + Kushner of Cucks: Best Timeline of Nate Silver's hair
Ivanka + Kushner of Emails: Best Timeline of Weiner's dick
Ivanka + Kushner of Hats: Best Timeline of botched facelifts
(SHADOW: The Deep State)

ACES - SOURCE OF POWER
(most important cards in whole deck tbh. not finished yet, need to do more research of J5A lore)

Johnny Five Aces of The Mattering (EARTH)
Johnny Five Aces of Berniebros (WATER)
Johnny Five Aces of Hacking / ? (AIR)
Johnny Five Aces of Shitposting (FIRE)
Johnny Five Aces of Chaos (SPIRIT)

a corrupt official has issued a correction as of 19:54 on Jul 1, 2017

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

hospitals can be really friggin dangerous in terms of shooty/stabby shenanigans

yeah, the last three times I've gone to a hospital I either fell into or stepped in a sharps box

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zikan posted:

trump can't even do voter suppression right, this is somehow going to end with it making it easier to vote

everyone shall receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to vote or post unless he has that mark which is the name of the beast and the number of his name and the number of the beast is 45

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zegermans posted:

huh I never realized Lloyd Bridges was Jeff Bridges' dad

no see mister the dude is my dad, man!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








:thunk:

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



The national enquirer is right now 100% believable. I'm going to guess the treason charge will be rhyme with Billary Swinton.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Love to let four people I'm about to charge with treason work in the White House for another couple weeks.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a corrupt official posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRLAooa2vI

Hi guys great to see you all I am making a tarot deck inspired by C-SPAM and TRUMP (lol just lol if you are not 100% about Gnostic kabbalah cyber-druid-craft in 2017)

The deck, which I am 100% making, will be very potent and restore the peace of the timelines

I haven't gotten to the drawings part yet, but this is what I have so far, like, as a magickhal system. I welcome any comments (did I align the element of air with the wrong trump-staffer? Is "judgment day" card "nov .8 2016", or is it "the piss tape"? should I not be doing this and seek help instead? no...) but I will also be VERY defensive and bitchy about it.

I still don't have any of the TRUMPS aligned yet (did you know the major arcana, like the "big cards" in tarot decks, are literally called THE TRUMPS? because I did not) but I think I've got the basic elements and the court in the right spot. This will all be very cool when I make the drawings I promise. I'm mostly putting it here so it won't be lost and or, like, anywhere in my email accounts or on my own computer. also please don't doxx me oc do not steal

EARTH - TAPES (PENTACLES)
COURT CARD: Putin (princess)
SUBSTANCE: Piss
MOON GOD*: Al-Ghafr

AIR - EMAILS (SWORDS)
COURT CARD: Kellyanne (knight)
SUBSTANCE: Bloodshed
MOON GOD*: Al-Shaulah

WATER - CUCKS (CUPS)
COURT CARD: Jeb! (queen)
SUBSTANCE: Milk
MOON GOD*: Sa'd al-Su'ud

FIRE - HATS (WANDS)
COURT CARD: Ivanka + Kushner (King)
SUBSTANCE: Corn
MOON GOD*: Al-Qualb

*current moon gods allocations are approximate
_______________________________________

THE COURT

PUTIN (Princesses)
Putin of Tapes: Bloodshed of House Republicans
Putin of Emails: Bloodshed of nice meltdowns
Putin of Cucks: Bloodshed of economic anxiety
Putin of Hats: Bloodshed of the tower of piss
(SHADOW: Obama)

KELLYANNE (Knight)
Kellyanne of Tapes: Fake news of Trump tweets
Kellyanne of Emails: Fake news of (globalists)
Kellyanne of Cucks: Fake news of anime being real
Kellyanne of Hats: Fake news of not being owned
(SHADOW: Hillary)

JEB! (Queen)
Jeb! of Tapes: Waifu of the failing NYT
Jeb! of Emails: Waifu of J.O crystals
Jeb! of Cucks: Waifu of BIG WET rear end
Jeb! of Hats: Waifu of please clap
(SHADOW: Bernie)

Ivanka + Kushner (King)
Ivanka + Kushner of Tapes: Best Timeline of doing 9/11
Ivanka + Kushner of Cucks: Best Timeline of Nate Silver's hair
Ivanka + Kushner of Emails: Best Timeline of Weiner's dick
Ivanka + Kushner of Hats: Best Timeline of botched facelifts
(SHADOW: The Deep State)

ACES - SOURCE OF POWER
(most important cards in whole deck tbh. not finished yet, need to do more research of J5A lore)

Johnny Five Aces of The Mattering (EARTH)
Johnny Five Aces of Berniebros (WATER)
Johnny Five Aces of Hacking / ? (AIR)
Johnny Five Aces of Shitposting (FIRE)
Johnny Five Aces of Chaos (SPIRIT)

i stick to my eastern magic, it is the true source of all posting

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

zegermans posted:

huh I never realized Lloyd Bridges was Jeff Bridges' dad

someone give this guy a 6er on general principles for this poo poo

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