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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Phantasium posted:

huh, for some reason this machine smells like unwashed taint sweat

Stop trying to make me think this is a good idea.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
July: open beta for August

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CJacobs posted:

I've met every romantic partner I've ever had (male and female) through a shared interest in video games so what now bithc

Yes when you only have one interest which defines your entire self then that tends to be what you bond with others over.

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



glam rock hamhock posted:

Crash is so good. They did a really good job in the graphics too. The fact that they look natural at all is either testament to how good Naughty Dog's original designs were how much effort went into this or both

The problem is that they flattened lighting all around and even just took grime out of textures. Old grimy sewers are now highly detailed clean ones, cracked, overgrown pillars are now highly detailed pristine ones, etc.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
You guys just jealous that CJacobs is getting all that sweet, sweet gamer rear end while you all got nothing to show for it.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

just heard about the senior woodchuck hair smelling vr booth. the future is here

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Captain Invictus posted:

Characters in dating sims don't count.

Mordja posted:

But enough about your Visual Novels.

E:fb

Please don't be jealous of my vampire president samurai girlfriend

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

glam rock hamhock posted:

You guys just jealous that CJacobs is getting all that sweet, sweet gamer rear end while you all got nothing to show for it.

Normally gamer rear end is less "sweet, sweet" than it is "large, large". Although yes sometimes it can be quality.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


I wish my life was this cool

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

Phantasium posted:

huh, for some reason this machine smells like unwashed taint sweat

That's why you gotta get one at home, there the smell is so familiar that you can't smell it at all

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth


Sakurazuka posted:

I wish my life was this cool

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Would you even be able to read the intricate item lore though?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Sitting that close sure

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Phantasium posted:

heck, I'm not entirely uncertain we didn't use the current June thread name last June and it just got changed at some point because I feel like it I heard that pun more than a year ago

I don't get the joke behind this month's thread title.

Chomp8645 posted:

Normally gamer rear end is less "sweet, sweet" than it is "large, large". Although yes sometimes it can be quality.

smdh if you don't love a big ol' luscious apple booty, smgdh

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGMpxVkzBU

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Too bad there's not a "neck strain" meter that would fill up to let this player know to work on having a more ergonomic playspace.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

raditts posted:

I don't get the joke behind this month's thread title.

There is a jingle in Persona 4 for the faux wal-mart Junes (Pronounced more like June-ez) which goes "Every Day's Great In Your Junes!"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
It also was the title of last june's thread iirc

edit: I know it's been the thread title joke in the past, I just don't remember when.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Today I support the Bandicoot with 40 of my American dollars.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



ImpAtom posted:

There is a jingle in Persona 4 for the faux wal-mart Junes (Pronounced more like June-ez) which goes "Every Day's Great In Your Junes!"

Yeah it's pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAv8_I7e_CA

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Ugh, I already got a pity checkpoint in the second world in Crash Bandicoot. loving Native Fortress :negative:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CJacobs posted:

It also was the title of last june's thread iirc

edit: I know it's been the thread title joke in the past, I just don't remember when.

every year's great

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Call the July thread "The June Thread One X"

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Samuringa posted:

Don't need videogames to spend time with a girl either yet here we are.

Co-op games are fun!

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Also here's the important question: is crash on vita?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

mutata posted:

Call the July thread "The June Thread One X"

This.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
The guy at Gamestop said Crash Bandicoot has been selling like crazy (but Gamestop people always say poo poo like that). I hope he was telling the truth because that could lead to:

1: More Crash platformers in the vein of 1,2,3
2: A Spyro remaster

And both of those things would be amazing.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I think a Spyro remaster is more likely. Definitely a safer bet.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I hope this sells well and they convince Naught Dog to make a new Crash game

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

hope they turn crash into a gta ripoff

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Square: alright alright alright, we'll remake everyone's favorite ps1 classic final fantasy 7, but we're gonna make the gameplay totally different and split it into multiple releases, ultimately taking years to hit the shelves

Naughty dog: huh? oh yeah here's crash 1. uh sure have 2 and 3 while you're here

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

an actual dog posted:

I think a Spyro remaster is more likely. Definitely a safer bet.

That minor character from SkyLanders?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Looper posted:

Square: alright alright alright, we'll remake everyone's favorite ps1 classic final fantasy 7, but we're gonna make the gameplay totally different and split it into multiple releases, ultimately taking years to hit the shelves

Naughty dog: huh? oh yeah here's crash 1. uh sure have 2 and 3 while you're here

Remastering a platformer and remaking a weird old JRPG are pretty different things to be fair.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

drat, Obama really is the coolest President.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Square Enix's design philosophy is to take a good idea and then go "Ok, now how can we make this 100x more bloated and complex than it needs to be?"

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Square Enix's philosophy is Agni's Philosophy

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Saint Freak posted:

That minor character from SkyLanders?

Do they still make skylanders?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

an actual dog posted:

Do they still make skylanders?

Nah, it died last year. Only Lego and Amiibo are left.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Amiibo will never die

We also have that spaceships thing from Ubisoft lol

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Looper
Mar 1, 2012

ImpAtom posted:

Remastering a platformer and remaking a weird old JRPG are pretty different things to be fair.

You're not supposed to bring that up!

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