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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
anyone who still thinks Trump has principles is dumber than he is.

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

he looks toasted on otc sleeping pills

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

anyone who still thinks Trump has principles is dumber than he is.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sir Tonk posted:

Hell yeah that was weird as hell last year

what happened? what run was it

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Energy Perry is on a roll

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/880864977397198849

TRUMP

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Would just straight repeal, without anything else, even meet the requirements for the Reconciliation process? Won't that blow a huge hole in the budget?

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



When we do it it's being practical & pragmatic, but when they do it they are just showing how unprincipled they are.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Boy is so excited to show mommy and daddy his art drawing :downs:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



"Winter White House" :eyepop:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Augus posted:

"Winter White House" :eyepop:

all the cool despots have a winter palace

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

radical meme posted:

Would just straight repeal, without anything else, even meet the requirements for the Reconciliation process? Won't that blow a huge hole in the budget?

No and yes, respectively. Ben Sasse was just talking out of his rear end because he could and Trump took him 100% seriously

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol what a self own by kobach this turned out to be

https://twitter.com/JessicaHuseman/status/880897062379900931

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Regular Nintendo posted:

he looks toasted on otc sleeping pills

:hellyeah:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a corrupt official posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRLAooa2vI

Hi guys great to see you all I am making a tarot deck inspired by C-SPAM and TRUMP (lol just lol if you are not 100% about Gnostic kabbalah cyber-druid-craft in 2017)

The deck, which I am 100% making, will be very potent and restore the peace of the timelines

I haven't gotten to the drawings part yet, but this is what I have so far, like, as a magickhal system. I welcome any comments (did I align the element of air with the wrong trump-staffer? Is "judgment day" card "nov .8 2016", or is it "the piss tape"? should I not be doing this and seek help instead? no...) but I will also be VERY defensive and bitchy about it.

I still don't have any of the TRUMPS aligned yet (did you know the major arcana, like the "big cards" in tarot decks, are literally called THE TRUMPS? because I did not) but I think I've got the basic elements and the court in the right spot. This will all be very cool when I make the drawings I promise. I'm mostly putting it here so it won't be lost and or, like, anywhere in my email accounts or on my own computer. also please don't doxx me oc do not steal

EARTH - TAPES (PENTACLES)
COURT CARD: Putin (princess)
SUBSTANCE: Piss
MOON GOD*: Al-Ghafr

AIR - EMAILS (SWORDS)
COURT CARD: Kellyanne (knight)
SUBSTANCE: Bloodshed
MOON GOD*: Al-Shaulah

WATER - CUCKS (CUPS)
COURT CARD: Jeb! (queen)
SUBSTANCE: Milk
MOON GOD*: Sa'd al-Su'ud

FIRE - HATS (WANDS)
COURT CARD: Ivanka + Kushner (King)
SUBSTANCE: Corn
MOON GOD*: Al-Qualb

*current moon gods allocations are approximate
_______________________________________

THE COURT

PUTIN (Princesses)
Putin of Tapes: Fake news of Trump tweets
Putin of Emails: Fake news of (globalists)
Putin of Cucks: Fake news of anime being real
Putin of Hats: Fake news of not being owned
(SHADOW: Obama)

KELLYANNE (Knight)
Kellyanne of Tapes: Bloodshed of House Republicans
Kellyanne of Emails: Bloodshed of nice meltdowns
Kellyanne of Cucks: Bloodshed of economic anxiety
Kellyanne of Hats: Bloodshed of the tower of piss
(SHADOW: Hillary)

JEB! (Queen)
Jeb! of Tapes: Waifu of the failing NYT
Jeb! of Emails: Waifu of J.O crystals
Jeb! of Cucks: Waifu of BIG WET rear end
Jeb! of Hats: Waifu of please clap
(SHADOW: Bernie)

Ivanka + Kushner (King)
Ivanka + Kushner of Tapes: Best Timeline of doing 9/11
Ivanka + Kushner of Cucks: Best Timeline of Nate Silver's hair
Ivanka + Kushner of Emails: Best Timeline of Weiner's dick
Ivanka + Kushner of Hats: Best Timeline of botched facelifts
(SHADOW: The Deep State)

ACES - SOURCE OF POWER
(most important cards in whole deck tbh. not finished yet, need to do more research of J5A lore)

Johnny Five Aces of The Mattering (EARTH)
Johnny Five Aces of Berniebros (WATER)
Johnny Five Aces of Hacking / ? (AIR)
Johnny Five Aces of Shitposting (FIRE)
Johnny Five Aces of Chaos (SPIRIT)

:trumppop:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

fully expecting trump's super pac buddies to buy attack ads against every deep red state in the US

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Joementum posted:

lol what a self own by kobach this turned out to be

https://twitter.com/JessicaHuseman/status/880897062379900931

lmao, even the GOP shithole states aren't going along with this

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/270558656502837248

who could've guessed?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol im the "J5A lore"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

zegermans posted:

Gorka, Sebastian L. Employee $155,000.00 Per Annum DEPUTY ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND STRATEGIST


GOORKKAAAAAAAAAA

quote:

Another source told the Washington Examiner that it was never clear what Gorka did besides going on TV and “giving White House tours and peeling out in his Mustang.”

He's been quiet lately.....

Except for the peeling out ofc

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

lol what a self own by kobach this turned out to be

https://twitter.com/JessicaHuseman/status/880897062379900931

Every once in awhile you get a dipsy-doodle!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
"sleazebags" with a goblin

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
mississippi good???




no

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/CBSNews/status/880898749677150208

gregday
May 23, 2003

are we up to 25 states yet because

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Louisgod posted:

mississippi good???




no

mississippwned

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it's 5 pm on the friday before the 4th

WHERE'S THE BOMB

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

I love how quick a turn it's gone from "we gotta do X to protect the vote (make it harder for black people to vote)" to "this Kobach gently caress things we can't handle protecting the sanctity of our vote"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

I'm super happy that our president spends his time hating on cable news shows and talking about how hosed up ladies' faces are. And golfing, he's going golfing again this weekend right?

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/880899806134226944

:golf:

i still see people who say obama is the golfing president, may they die of trumpcare

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

it's about state's rights

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


RedneckwithGuns posted:

I love how quick a turn it's gone from "we gotta do X to protect the vote (make it harder for black people to vote)" to "this Kobach gently caress things we can't handle protecting the sanctity of our vote"

they hosed up the implementation badly but luckily for them the gop already has a well established and deployed suppression apparatus in place so the whitehouse loving everything up forever doesn't matter

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/latimes/status/880900032324612096

they should express this through drat it :votegop:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

yeah, can we air drop this poo poo on the south?

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gringostar posted:

yeah, can we air drop this poo poo on the south?

why the rush

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/880900272914149382
https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/880900714477867009

lame

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/880899198819983361

TRUMP

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Gringostar posted:

yeah, can we air drop this poo poo on the south?

Carfentanil can legit be used as a chemical weapon. Dust residue from a baggie was enough for two EMT's to be narcan'ed. If I was ISIS I'd just get a baggie of it and fling it around times square. It'd be funny if two people from work were still standing and like "wow dave, didn't know you used too, we should get together some time!"

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



you didn't post their best tweet

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/880900955545448449

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Gringostar posted:

yeah, can we air drop this poo poo on the south?

wow gringostar

WOW

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE


Gringostar posted:

yeah, can we air drop this poo poo on the south?

yea this. they're adults they know what they're doing :chaostrump:

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

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