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I'm just glad I'm not the one ruining the joke this time. Seriously though, if you fucks haven't read Catch-22 you probably should. It's pretty great.
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Also from the motorcycle media thread but have to share it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNwQK_HIHRU 
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Jul 1, 2017 20:09
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ahh thats gonna hurt for a bit, RIP his skin
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Jul 1, 2017 20:11
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Holy gently caress, that's gonna suck.
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George is doing great. eats good, poops good, and is a chill baby Also ty for the Yossarian praise, it took a lot of convincing.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:13
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RIP biker man's jaw bone.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:16
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life is hard, its even harder when you're dumb
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Jul 1, 2017 20:24
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God when he's sliding in front of the bike 
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Jul 1, 2017 20:28
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loving hell, looks like he tried to throttle out of it and hit loose gravel. He lowsided in front, that's awful. There's almost no situation where you'd want to get high-sided off a bike, but that's probably one of them. I'd rather get thrown into a road sign or guard rail or car than lowside in front of a bike. Better to die from blunt force trauma.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:38
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thats like half the dorks that post here
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Also from the motorcycle media thread but have to share it aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nostalgia4Butts posted:George is doing great. eats good, poops good, and is a chill baby Congrats to you and the lady, and nth'ing the "awesome name" praise.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:life is hard, its even harder when you're dumb Politics would suggest otherwise.
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Apparently Rider McSkinless had front wheel wobble for FIVE MILES before he ate poo poo. Isn't front wheel wobble a sign to get off the loving bike and get it looked at?
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Jul 1, 2017 21:25
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McNally posted:Apparently Rider McSkinless had front wheel wobble for FIVE MILES before he ate poo poo. Uhh only if you're a pussy and value your skin!
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Jul 1, 2017 21:58
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Yeah you don't mess with front wheel wobble. If for no other reason than that's where about two thirds of your potential braking come from, but I've heard a lot of people that ride bikes say that you should never use your front brake because you'll kill yourself instantly. Those people are dumb. If your front wheel is wobbling and your big idea is to accelerate up to highway speeds then you've probably been dicing with death your entire life no matter what you are doing.
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Jul 1, 2017 22:03
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Also from the motorcycle media thread but have to share it Exhibit A as to why i wear my loving gear. jesus.
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Jul 1, 2017 22:48
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a friend of mine wrecked his bike. had a helmet on but nothing but basketball shorts and a tshirt with it. took all the skin off one of his arms. it was gross. when i worked at a car shop a guy came up with his expensive rear end ducatti wearing pretty much the same thing with flip flops. some people are just crazy.
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Jul 1, 2017 22:59
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The world needs organ donors
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my first day doing paramedic clinicals a dude came in who fell backwards while popping a wheelie. slid 150 ft on blacktop, dirt, and gravel on his rear end. there was no rear end left
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Jul 1, 2017 23:32
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Five miles of front wheel wobble, he got what was coming to him. I thought he was just in a tank-slapper from getting loose.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:my first day doing paramedic clinicals a dude came in who fell backwards while popping a wheelie. slid 150 ft on blacktop, dirt, and gravel on his rear end. New nickname Hank Hill?
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Proud Christian Mom posted:The world needs organ donors A coworker's wife is a nurse at a major regional hospital and refers to two-wheeled motorized transportation as "donorcycles".
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Jul 2, 2017 00:03
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lol if ur an organ donor everyone knows 911 checks your ID first and won't save you if they see donor so big pharma can harvest your organs to make vaccines
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The general rule is that cruiser riders spend a fortune on leather and then nothing on a helmet. Sport bike riders spend a fortune on their helmet and ride around with shorts and flip flops. It's true basically across all English speaking countries.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:my first day doing paramedic clinicals a dude came in who fell backwards while popping a wheelie. slid 150 ft on blacktop, dirt, and gravel on his rear end. Was he nostalgic for that butt 🤔
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not caring here posted:The general rule is that cruiser riders spend a fortune on leather and then nothing on a helmet. Sport bike riders spend a fortune on their helmet and ride around with shorts and flip flops. I thought it was a pretty good policy for the military to require riders to wear gear on base but it does gently caress all about all the fatal accidents in their off time. I wonder if you get SGLI if you off yourself on a bike wearing flip flops.
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Jul 2, 2017 01:58
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Watching newest fast and furious Fate of the furious ? Idk. Just as ridiculous as I expected, not much action still tho 🤔
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I need to somehow blow 25$ in AmEx gift certificate on Amazon, and find a movie to fill my evening, taking suggestions. Leaning towards Hunt for Red October
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Barebones Living Ultimate Tool | Ultimate Multi-Use Hori Hori Garden Tool with Sheath https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LX67R0C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_BWewzbH01WQS0
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I need to somehow blow 25$ in AmEx gift certificate on Amazon, and find a movie to fill my evening, taking suggestions. The mating habits of the earthbound human.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I need to somehow blow 25$ in AmEx gift certificate on Amazon, and find a movie to fill my evening, taking suggestions. Rent Light in the Piazza for 2.99. Saw this recently on TCM or something and it's literally about George Hamilton trying to bang a retarded woman. This is presented as a great opportunity for her, since what else has she got going on 🤷🏻♂️
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Buca di Bepis posted:I thought it was a pretty good policy for the military to require riders to wear gear on base but it does gently caress all about all the fatal accidents in their off time. When I was still in the Navy policy was that you had to wear sleeves, pants, proper shoes, gloves, and helmet all the time. An accident without them on could be found outside of the line of duty.
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Wearing all his gear got my friend a medical retirement after he t-boned an idiot in a 4runner and destroyed his knee, rather than a line of duty determination and years of surgeries (3 and counting) on his own dime.
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Mr. Nice! posted:When I was still in the Navy policy was that you had to wear sleeves, pants, proper shoes, gloves, and helmet all the time. An accident without them on could be found outside of the line of duty. Also a lie http://www.benefits.va.gov/INSURANCE/sgli_myths_rumors.asp quote:
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Do you still get it while running from the cops going over 120mph?  Sigh. He was a decent kid otherwise.
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Hrm...two 40k books, or a Groom Mate Platinum XL for 24.97
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look dude you don't need to post all these fake options to hide the big black dildo you're buying
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I need to dig up pictures of the time I mail-ordered 10 flesh-colored buttplugs for a metal festival
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