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It's the future and everybody can have what they like, so people who like to gently caress can have gently caress planet and Worf can have holocaust center planet.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Couldn't it be used for other, better things? Like putting the Bajorans back in concentration camps?? Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
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TheScott2K posted:That's, like, the one Enterprise episode I watched live and didn't regret it. An actual good episode of Star Trek from Enterprise, imagine that. Enterprise is so goddamn frustrating because it had a ridiculous amount of potential, and so much of it was a giant swing and a miss. The first two seasons feel like leftover Voyager episodes that just had a find-replace done on the character names, the third season is almost completely half-baked (culminating with OMG SPACE NAZIS), and the fourth is just so, so much fanwank. The worst part is that the cast was ridiculously strong and pretty much everyone was giving it their all (unlike Voyager, where everyone was pretty blatantly showing up for a paycheck, outside of Mulgrew, Ryan and Picardo), but they were hamstrung by truly awful writing. There's only so much you can make from a poo poo sandwich.
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I just want another good trek. I hope against hope discovery won't be DOA. Also, K(C?)urzon Dax literally died from loving on Risa?! I wonder what that planet's death totals are...
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Jul 4, 2017 18:40
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At least it's not Dr. Who.
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Bohemian Nights posted:On Risa, those extremely viscous waves upon waves washing in over the shore, let's just say they're not water The Great Bird of the Galaxy posted:As for pleasure, my idea of pleasure is waves and waves and waves of cum exploding out of me.
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Jul 4, 2017 18:41
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Tbh there's a threshold for too much cum and it's a pretty low number
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Jul 4, 2017 18:45
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Jul 4, 2017 18:46
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Worf is a loving idiot.
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Jul 4, 2017 18:56
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I'm still pretty sure that resistance group was there just for Worf.
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There are plenty of shittier DS9 episodes than that one, but it still might be my least favorite. It isn't funny, and it just makes Worf look like a gigantic rear end in a top hat for no reason. On the bright side, it helped produce one of my favorite Trek fan videos
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It's not that I think it's lovely, I honestly can't call any DS9 episode lovely after I've watched Stargate, but I do agree it does Worf's character any good. But hey, negative character development is still character development!
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On a sidenote, I just finished binging Hannibal, and I kept thinking that Caroline Dhavernas would make a great Jadzia in some alternate universe
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Jul 4, 2017 19:15
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Wow Voyager makes it clear that Risa is a tiki bar with white drywall and... and...
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:
Bad news, honey. 
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Jul 4, 2017 19:18
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The planetary weather modification grid has a "waves of cum" setting
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:It's not that I think it's lovely, I honestly can't call any DS9 episode lovely after I've watched Stargate, but I do agree it does Worf's character any good. But hey, negative character development is still character development! It's totally in keeping with Worf's character, though. He's a giant idiot who ignores the fun-loving fratbro aspects of his own culture and idealizes it as this super serious bushido cult that really only exists in ancient history. Of course he'd go to Risa, get mad at all the opulence, and try to teach everyone a lesson about taking things seriously.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:It's totally in keeping with Worf's character, though. He's a giant idiot who ignores the fun-loving fratbro aspects of his own culture and idealizes it as this super serious bushido cult that really only exists in ancient history. Of course he'd go to Risa, get mad at all the opulence, and try to teach everyone a lesson about taking things seriously. It's the part where he joins a terrorist cell that takes it too far. It'd be one thing if he was just handing out flyers or something.
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WampaLord posted:It's the part where he joins a terrorist cell that takes it too far. It'd be one thing if he was just handing out flyers or something. Ehh, I think you can handwave enough of that to make it work. Worf's an emotional dude and he's both fighting with Jadzia and angry at Quark/Bashir/Leeta for loving around. He finds an outlet in the anti-Risa group and probably rationalizes it with "they're not actually hurting anyone, just making a statement". And he doesn't side with that group for the entire episode. Once he finds out their ultimate goal, he's pretty pissed and ends things. It's not a great episode but it makes sense given Worf's character at that point 
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I love the fact that vacation/sex planet Risa was originally a rainy, jungle-covered planet that had gently caress-you earthquakes before they developed the weather control stuff.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:He's a giant idiot who ignores the fun-loving fratbro aspects of his own culture and idealizes it as this super serious bushido cult that really only exists in ancient history. This is why I love and hate Worf. He's a total worfaboo. Dude's so insecure about his non-klingon upbringing he ratchets hard to pre-sparefaring klingon ideals but ignores the violent decadence allowed by any space-faring capable species. e: tho he is right about being disgusted by the bajoran seperation ritual MLKQUOTEMACHINE fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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"Wrongs Darker than Death or Night" rules. The inciting incident is Dukat sliding into Kira's DMs just to be like "haha I hosed your mom, anyway, later." Also: Kira: "Trust me Sisko, I won't do anything to alter the timeline." *tries to blow up own mother*
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Chexoid posted:"Wrongs Darker than Death or Night" rules. The inciting incident is Dukat sliding into Kira's DMs just to be like "haha I hosed your mom, anyway, later." never 👏 trust 👏 bajorans 👏
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Chexoid posted:"Wrongs Darker than Death or Night" rules. The inciting incident is Dukat sliding into Kira's DMs just to be like "haha I hosed your mom, anyway, later." It's a good episode about the self - loathing of victims.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:never 👏 trust 👏 bajorans 👏 But Ro is so beautiful. 
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Vintersorg posted:But Ro is so beautiful. Yeah, but she betrayed Picard to join the folks who didn't agree to move.
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Vintersorg posted:But Ro is so beautiful. The child version who bitches non-stop for 90% of Rascals is less of a pain in the rear end than regular Ro Laren.
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MisterBibs posted:Yeah, but she betrayed Picard to join the folks who didn't agree to move. I'm usually first to poo poo on the Maquis, but Picard's response at the bar really shouldn't have been "if you're having second thoughts i need to know now. oh also if you don't go through with this you're just a huge fuckup and everyone in Starfleet will hate you forever, including me."
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Fellow enormous nerds, Chain of Command is on, which brings us to a time of dishonor and perfidy in our fine thread; Best Trek two-parter, show your work Fight.
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How the hell is odo suddenly bajoran hitler for killing 3 innocent guys??? Is this dumbshit childrace that mentally undeveloped they turn into gibbering babies at the thought of fallibility?
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:How the hell is odo suddenly bajoran hitler for killing 3 innocent guys??? Is this dumbshit childrace that mentally undeveloped they turn into gibbering babies at the thought of fallibility? Would you say he was just following orders?
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WampaLord posted:Would you say he was just following orders? I'd be the Sisko off camera shaking his head and thinking, "of course odo isn't infallible,  "Do love the next episode revealing odo's actually reading erotica all those times he looks ponderously at his padd.
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Orv posted:Fellow enormous nerds, Chain of Command is on, which brings us to a time of dishonor and perfidy in our fine thread; All Good Things and no.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:How the hell is odo suddenly bajoran hitler for killing 3 innocent guys??? Is this dumbshit childrace that mentally undeveloped they turn into gibbering babies at the thought of fallibility? In Star Trek Online there's a mission where you put out fires on Bajor. While you do that, bajoran citizens will pull out military-grade phasers and shoot you in the back. So yes that's their consistent characterization.
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Orv posted:Fellow enormous nerds, Chain of Command is on, which brings us to a time of dishonor and perfidy in our fine thread; TNG: Best of Both Worlds Part 1/Family DS9: Favor the Bold/Sacrifice of Angels
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Arglebargle III posted:Space Seed/Wrath of Khan That's cheating. Drunk Trek is best Trek. Watching Worf meet Kurn for the first time. Hell yeah.
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