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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Yo, your fat white trash president will roll in here in Germany sometimes this evening in his fat man rascal. Gonna be the biggest protest wave in a long time and I hate ever American for making us waste an insane amount of tax money on this useless dipshit. No doubt he's gonna sleep through every meeting as he always does and only interrupt everyone with his occasional slumber farts. We could have build an entire children hospital wing with that kind of cash. Hope you are ashamed of yourself

Lol a German complaining to Americans about security spending - that's rich

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jose posted:

that body shape doesn't make any sense

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panniculus

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Finally back on track for some lols.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

lol he talks like a 4yo

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
e im getting trolled

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Oxballs defending the panniculus, what a thread

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Will the Prze visit Auschwitz? Plssss do

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Also fat, disgusting and driving around in a rascal



lol the lack of trigger guard so his fat finger can shoot

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
remember guys, don't feed the oxballs

Lube Enthusiast posted:

lol the lack of trigger guard so his fat finger can shoot

this might shock you but the gun and the hat are photoshopped

not far off from the truth though

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

around this time last year i thought trump was a fun distraction, but no way would he be president. hmbol at giving americans to much credit in not voting in a fat, sleazy retarded reality show con man.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

JaucheCharly posted:

Will the Prze visit Auschwitz? Plssss do

Trump shakes an Auschwitz survivor's hand

"How was it? Was it bad? You got out though, right?"

Without waiting for an answer Trump pats him on the back and poses for a selfie in front of the cameras. "Good man. Good man. We are best friends, my friend here and me. What a great guy."

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

JaucheCharly posted:

Will the Prze visit Auschwitz? Plssss do

There will be good lols if he does.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The holocaust was bad, I mean a bad deal. The worst. I just wanna say I think it was the worst in the way it was handled... very poor. Wasn't it? I mean I'm right, yeah? Anyways,

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Also fat, disgusting and driving around in a rascal



I see a gun but no authentic reproduction katana :confused:

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

ephex posted:

lol he talks like a 4yo

He knows how to get his message out to his followers

DancingShade posted:

I see a gun but no authentic reproduction katana :confused:

It's unsheathed from his rolls

morningdrew fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jul 6, 2017

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

There will be good lols if he does.

"What's that sign say?"
(gets translation)
"Good sign. Very true. I want to put America back to work. Americans are hard workers."

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"What's that sign say?"
(gets translation)
"Good sign. Very true. I want to put America back to work. Americans are hard workers."

lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

I think it might be a gone with the wind thing. Like, 99% of everything people know about Australia they learned from the Crocodile Dundee movies. Gone with the wind is the same but for the American South

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

The existence of Ameriboos is unsettling. You should not dig in our culture, you will find only sickness and death.



This place is not a place of honor.

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Nothing valued is here.

This place is a message and part of a system of messages.

Pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us.

We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

The existence of Ameriboos is unsettling. You should not dig in our culture, you will find only sickness and death.

It's mostly 50+ y/o unemployed and fat people so it's not a great loss.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

I found it was hilariously bizarre how in Germany country music is really popular and they are obsessed with cowboy themed stuff.

Cultural Appropriation!

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





JaucheCharly posted:

Will the Prze visit Auschwitz? Plssss do

"Some bad things happened here. Very bad."

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

etalian posted:

I found it was hilariously bizarre how in Germany country music is really popular and they are obsessed with cowboy themed stuff.

Cultural Appropriation!

It's not just Germany

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Avirosb posted:

It's not just Germany



As a resident of the dairy state Wisconsinites who fly confederate flags and play cowboy dress up are a trip man.

"You are from the winning side! Fly the winning flag. You couldn't be less Southern my dude. We got cows but we didn't really keep 'em on the open range friendo. Like our iconic free spirit is the Cornish Lead Miner or something."

Frickin Confedaboos.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

I found it was hilariously bizarre how in Germany country music is really popular and they are obsessed with cowboy themed stuff.

Cultural Appropriation!

It's everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mHUXXya2s

quote:


SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jul 6, 2017

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

etalian posted:

I found it was hilariously bizarre how in Germany country music is really popular and they are obsessed with cowboy themed stuff.

Cultural Appropriation!
Blue jean country, rock star country, or old fashioned country? Or all of the above?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


click for bigly,

Slovenian president Borut Pahor shaking hands with Donald Trump

lol, trump is confused.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



You almost feel a quanta of empathy for the dude. It's bewildering enough for dementia sufferers to start sundowning in the controlled, quiet environment of a care facility or whatever. Imagine having to cope with it with the stresses of being a head of state.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Imagine being born into great wealth, then doing nothing but being a douchebag all your life until you fail all the way into the presidency. gently caress that guy, let's lol at his Alzheimer's.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:



click for bigly,

Slovenian president Borut Pahor shaking hands with Donald Trump

lol, trump is confused.

Lol another aborted locomotive handshake

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









nigga crab pollock posted:

whats it feel like to know that the NSA has catalogued your entire porn watching history and is likely using it at this very moment to train a neural network to figure out how to manipulate the stimuli causing you arousal to turn you gay

tbh it makes me chuckle so ty for that

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

JaucheCharly posted:

Will the Prze visit Auschwitz? Plssss do

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

Welp I just heard about this from the new psychicpebbles podcast, a little reminder that our president could have been waaaaay more pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

Wait... wtf? is this real?! Why didn't he use it to win the nomination?

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

Also, I've met multiple Europeans who had very fond memories of the Dukes of Hazzard from their childhood.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Yeah, it's just a rock'n'roll flag in Europe.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Lime Tonics posted:



click for bigly,

Slovenian president Borut Pahor shaking hands with Donald Trump

lol, trump is confused.


I remember seeing billboards in Ljubljana celebrating Melania (a Slovenian) getting into the whitehouse. Didn't see much in reference to the Trump part though.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

Poland is pretty much a racist shithole, the current government is the same as the worst of the republican party, of course trump is gonna get a warm welcome there lmao. A friend of mine is polish, and a generally liberal, educated guy. He visited his family and was almost shell shocked by how stupid and racist the people were. "They're all idiots, you can't believe it. They are loving idiots and they think they're smart"

They love coal, hate immigrants, are convinced of the superiority of the white, christian race, and the women look a lot like ivanka. Trump and Poland is a match made in heaven, it will be his favorite country when he comes back.

how dumb poles rationalize trump and russia?
these are the people that just love russian conspiracies and with good reasons

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

White supremacists in Germany use the confederate flag because flying any Nazi flags is very illegal.

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Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Lime Tonics posted:



click for bigly,

Slovenian president Borut Pahor shaking hands with Donald Trump

lol, trump is confused.

this is only noteworthy thing Pahor has ever done.
there are leaked diplomatic cables saying he was desperate to get a selfie with obama

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