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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Tonight I learned that Andrew Giles and Andrew Leigh are two different people

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ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

'fucks dogs' is not a sex or race, chris

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

ZombyDog posted:

I was thinking the same thing, I mean I get what they're going for by suspending the structure over the water, but eh? It's also not the kind of waterfront I'd want to be waking up overlooking, having blown half a million dollars in a members only Casino the night before.

There are worse ways to wake up after losing half a million at a members only casino.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Bogan King posted:

You're in charge of naming stupid buildings now.

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I love how right-wing dipshits think being called a 'white guy' is equivalent to the sort of racism, sexism and other bigotry that gets talked about so often these days.

Wait, 'love' isn't the right word...

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheCalebBond/status/882937444387102720

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

She is over three times his age.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tokamak posted:

She is over three times his age.

He likes them old.

https://twitter.com/TheCalebBond/status/881820298701438976

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Going out on a limb and guessing he's an only chid?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/brah_dawg/status/882561499721367552

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
PaTH internships could be used to avoid paying penalty rates, department admits [Guardian]

:fuckoff:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Will be, obviously.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Watch as several retailers decide to bring in Christmas interns instead of Christmas casuals this year :v:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


Abu Abdurrahman al Australi

Bogans be tagging poo poo for ISIS now.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Cream in carbonara, jesus loving christ.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Turns out there is a way to have me on Van Badham's side.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Cream in carbonara, jesus loving christ.

Cream in carbonara is fine.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King posted:

Turns out there is a way to have me on Van Badham's side.


birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Zenithe posted:

Cream in carbonara is fine.

You Am I posted:

get hosed

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-07/union-launches-for-indigenous-people-on-work-for-dole-scheme/8685900

quote:

A new union has been launched for Indigenous people who are part of a controversial work-for-the-dole scheme amid claims the Government has created a "pool of free labour" that is denied basic workplace rights.
Jobless people in remote Australia must work 25 hours a week to receive welfare payments under the Community Development Programme (CDP), which is up to three times longer than city-based unemployed people need to work.
More than 30,000 people are covered by the CDP, most of whom are Aboriginal.
Australia's peak union body has established the First Nations Workers' Alliance to represent CDP participants.
"We do believe that it's racially discriminatory," said Kara Keys from the Australian Council of Trade Unions (ACTU).
"It is hard to mount the argument [that CDP is not racist] when … above 80 per cent of workers in this scheme are Aboriginal and/or Torres Strait Islander."
The alliance was launched about a month ago to campaign against the scheme and the ACTU said it had attracted more than 100 members.
It is free for Indigenous CDP participants to sign up, while workers who are members of other unions can pay to support the alliance.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I want to point out that Latham used to go to his local chip shop and order nothing but 10 dim sims.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Zenithe posted:

Cream in carbonara is fine.

:ughh:

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Lot of pasta nazis itt. Why do you hate diversity so much?

e. I just checked my Italian Cooking Encyclopedia and it has a recipe for carbonara using cream too, would you look at that.

Zenithe fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jul 7, 2017

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Turnbull government at threat as Labor plans High Court challenge

Labor is planning a High Court challenge against a Coalition MP's right to stay in Federal Parliament, in a move that would put the Turnbull government's slim majority in peril.

The ALP's national executive is meeting on Friday to make a final decision on launching the High Court action under section 44(v) of the constitution, Fairfax Media can reveal.

It's understood the challenge would be against Assistant Health Minister David Gillespie, who may have an indirect financial interest in the Commonwealth - grounds for disqualification from office.

As revealed by Fairfax Media in February, the Nationals MP owns a small suburban shopping complex in Port Macquarie and one of the shops is an outlet of Australia Post - a government-owned corporation.

If Dr Gillespie was disqualified - under circumstances similar to those that brought down former Family First senator Bob Day - it would spark a byelection in his seat of Lyne, potentially bringing down the government.

While the Nationals would be well-placed to retain the seat, it would be an enormous political headache for the Coalition.

The seat was previously held by independent Rob Oakeshott, who could run again. Dr Gillespie won the seat only after Mr Oakeshott announced his retirement in 2013.

Dr Gillespie and his wife, through their company Goldenboot, lease the shop space in question to a local woman who is an Australia Post licensee - meaning he has no direct financial link to the postal service.

Nonetheless, prominent constitutional law expert George Williams believes Dr Gillespie has a case to answer based on the broad definition of "indirect pecuniary interest" the High Court applied in the Bob Day test case.

In the court's April decision, Mr Day was ruled ineligible to be elected because he had an indirect financial interest over a taxpayer-funded electorate office leased to the Department of Finance.

Section 44(v) of the constitution says any person who "has any direct or indirect pecuniary interest in any agreement with the Public Service of the Commonwealth otherwise than as a member and in common with the other members of an incorporated company consisting of more than 25 persons shall be incapable of being chosen or of sitting as a senator or a member of the House of Representatives".

The section is an anti-corruption measure, designed to stop people sitting in Parliament and at the same time making money through contracts with the Commonwealth.

At a Senate estimates hearing in May, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed he had urged Dr Gillespie to seek his own legal advice on the matter. He did, from prominent Sydney barrister Guy Reynolds, SC.

"Mr Reynolds' opinion is that Dr Gillespie does not have a section 44 problem," Senator Brandis said in the hearing.

"I have not written any advice in relation to the matter but I can tell you that I discussed the matter with Dr Gillespie and I formed the preliminary view that his arrangements were nowhere near a section 44 problem because of the indirectness of the interest."

However Dr Gillespie has resisted calls to release Mr Reynolds' advice publicly.


http://www.canberratimes.com.au/fed...706-gx6b7q.html

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007


Leaving aside your overly simplistic takeaway, that site is actually a pretty great little resource, thanks. Bravo BBC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/ethics/guide/

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Trigger Warning: Nandos chat

https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/882903682236399616

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Tenuous as gently caress, what a waste of time. Hope there's no government money used to go to court over this. Labor can spend as much as they want I guess, there's nothing better for the courts to be doing.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zenithe posted:

Lot of pasta nazis itt. Why do you hate diversity so much?

e. I just checked my Italian Cooking Encyclopedia and it has a recipe for carbonara using cream too, would you look at that.

It's not the dinki di traditional I-talian way according to uptight nonnas but who doesn't like a little cream every now and then? Nonnas are also boomers.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
So the Government is running Indigenous Australian slave labour camps for the dole?


Really makes you think about what the ALP will do to save us from Centrelink...

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Anidav posted:

So the Government is running Indigenous Australian slave labour camps for the dole?


Really makes you think about what the ALP will do to save us from Centrelink...

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Zenithe posted:

Lot of pasta nazis itt. Why do you hate diversity so much?

e. I just checked my Italian Cooking Encyclopedia and it has a recipe for carbonara using cream too, would you look at that.

It's me
https://twitter.com/italiancomments

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/882650901751758852

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

JBP posted:

Nonnas are also boomers.

My Nona wasn't :colbert:. Part of 'the greatest' generation. But she didn't make Carbonarras. Just really good goulash for her gnocchi.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

My Nona wasn't :colbert:. Part of 'the greatest' generation. But she didn't make Carbonarras. Just really good goulash for her gnocchi.

The previous crop of nonas were probably Nazi collaborators.

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood
Carbonara is for povvo coal miners who can afford a sauce of only pepper and oil (maybe butter). An egg if you had a good payday. Nonnas carbonara is ultra peasant poo poo.

Then garibaldi unified the peninsula and the coal miners all opened pasta restaurants and started using all the ingredients they couldn't previously afford, including cream.

Then they moved to australia and started construction companies, where they perfected the recipe with the addition of bacon and mushroom.

(This story is only applicable to one of the 10 000 0000 villages that all have their own, different, "correct" recipe. If u disagree then fite me about the recipe for puttanesca)

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

JBP posted:

The previous crop of nonas were probably Nazi collaborators.

Well she wasn't. She was rounded up with the rest of her village and held at gunpoint for helping partisans. My Nona is a good Nona.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
While it's extremely unlikely Mr Shorten would be replaced before the election, any serious revival of the Coalition in the polls would trigger a rash of speculation about the ambitions of Anthony Albanese.

While it's extremely unlikely Mr Shorten would be replaced before the election, any serious revival of the Coalition in the polls would trigger a rash of speculation about the ambitions of Anthony Albanese.

While it's extremely unlikely Mr Shorten would be replaced before the election, any serious revival of the Coalition in the polls would trigger a rash of speculation about the ambitions of Anthony Albanese.


The longest bow.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
The Oxford English Dictionary defines "carbonara" as

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Carbonara is a good boxing day meal - chop up the ham, a poo poo load of fettuccine, eggs, pepper, beautiful.

Take the pasta off the heat and stir the eggs through it and let the residual heat do its work.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I love a good spill as much as the next :spergin: but we're going to see Abbott try rolling Turnbull again long before this happens.

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aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
Can we do alla norma next because i loving love that poo poo and could do with some variations

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