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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Merkel: "Ed Balls who?"

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Internet Webguy posted:

gotta admit

podesta the molesta is really good

a lot like when i went to school with someone who obtained the unfortunate nickname of donald draper the baby raper

cool you went 2 school w jonathan hamm

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


*a giant glowing trumpet lowers from the heavens, it's grim horn bellows out the sound of the world's end*

"BUT HER EMAILS"

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Reality Winner posted:

Yea I'm sure everyone at the G20 could not stop talking about John podesta and the dnc :jerkbag:

You're right, it's absurd to think that they were talking about that.

They were talking about his historic and unprecedented electoral college win and inauguration crowd sizes!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


the best part about this tweet is that it also assumes that the haters praised it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Hater Times gives it 2 thumbs up

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Mr. Nice! posted:

whats this i hear about kushner and others on tape colluding with ruskies but isn't public because it's part of mueller's investigation?

it was a rumor from the mesnch & friends wing of twitter afaik

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Nichael posted:

these are funny but it's kind of lame to glorify an old fatty who's never punched anyone in his life (except for Ivana)

u forgot dondon (and prob all the other kids too i guess)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

u forgot dondon (and prob all the other kids too i guess)

true, he's only ever punched family.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...r%3D1262%23pti6

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

u forgot dondon (and prob all the other kids too i guess)

i don't think he cares about barron or tiffany enough to beat them, and he still wants to gently caress ivanka so that's off limits

he totally beat the absolute poo poo out of his first two sons though

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
anything important happen?

Nope?

back to googling for sexy dad pics

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Yinlock posted:

i don't think he's cared about barron or tiffany enough to beat them, and he still wants to gently caress ivanka so that's off limits

he totally beat the absolute poo poo out of his first two sons though
people often times beat those who they wish to gently caress, dude. I really doubt Ivanka is spared any physical abuse.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Oiled and Ready posted:

I don't get why people think Trump and Putin won't have already decided how the meeting is going to go

If they're in cahoots for real, they'd obviously already have a plan for how to spin their first face-to-face meeting and I don't think it's a stretch to say Tillerson could be looped in on that.

If Putin is controlling Trump, he'd boost his ego beforehand by calling him already and discussing (feeding him) the outline of the game plan so they could pull one over on the FAKE NEWS for "The West".

If Trump is controlli- well, no, we've covered both possibilities already.

It's just Putin, Lavrov, Trump, and Tillerson in a room talking poo poo. Trump and Putin have both done that plenty with the two "chaperones" themselves and talked on the phone, I really think Putin already basically laid out how this gonna go and maybe let Donald push back enough to feel like Mr. Deals.

I feel like it'd be someone besides loving Tillerson if this wasn't the case, perhaps they'll throw bows and get rowdy and I'll be cobbed yet again though

listen a work is worked like a work, not a shoot, dont get worked by a shoot. mark.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


trump oh my god nobody loving cares about her emails

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883229270943911936

I don't fully get what he's talking about (where's here???) but this seems like a good one.

where??

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

zakkro posted:



What a bad cartoon

Schumer ain't even crying

obama calls his 2 huge balls hope and change

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Third World Reggin posted:

anything important happen?

Nope?

back to googling for sexy dad pics

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nichael posted:

people often times beat those who they wish to gently caress, dude. I really doubt Ivanka is spared any physical abuse.

well a case could be made that it's chiefly sexual abuse but i don't want to think about donald trump molesting his daughter thanks

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

anime was right posted:

holy poo poo 3:30am tweet

Time different you nincompoop

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Yinlock posted:

trump oh my god nobody loving cares about her emails

germany does apparently lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Kurtofan posted:

Time different you nincompoop

time zones are just the fake news of the sun

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

stdh.txt

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dont get cucked by greenwich mean

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol it totally happened, poland paid for it to happen

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Corny posted:

stdh.txt

shaking the drat head

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Some of us are president materilal and some can't lep being losers and haters but I wish you luck anyway

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883229270943911936

I don't fully get what he's talking about (where's here???) but this seems like a good one.

haha

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i love to lose and hate

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Homeless Friend posted:

lol it totally happened, poland paid for it to happen

*in extremely polish pis voice*

'eeh you know mr president trump, the... :reads papers: podesta man very bad person, emails!"

trump: bigly

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Is Trump scheduled to be in Europe all next week too? It would be the fuckin tits if he flew to Florida for the weekend.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

ScrubLeague posted:

Is Trump scheduled to be in Europe all next week too? It would be the fuckin tits if he flew to Florida for the weekend.

hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHsahhahah

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.




i like this evolution of kellys crying statue of liberty and suggest garrison carry it on through all comics following

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

Is Trump scheduled to be in Europe all next week too? It would be the fuckin tits if he flew to Florida for the weekend.

he could always go to his golf course in scotland i guess

(he won't because they loving hate him)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon


map pf the us of a by me

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



losenpresse

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
das hatencuken von losersad

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

das hatencuken von losersad

dont doxx me

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