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CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Boon posted:

Why do we fall down?

:blush:

scuz posted:

Conspiracy becomes obvious in context and by the message's communicator and composer. If the speech were delivered by Wyatt Earp the phrase "the west" would have completely different meaning. Not a great example, but it's what I, a historical dunce, have to offer.

I am learning this.

Shifty Nipples posted:

I'm not Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Nice try, NDT.

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Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/883397702137946114

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Considering an Alt-Right website started outing CNN employees and their family member's addresses and locations in retaliation, rather darkly ironic.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

This isn't so much "fox in the hen house" as "fox in the farm house, telling the farmer how he'd like the chicken prepared for dinner." :psypop:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
The towers were the bad guys right?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

CmdrRiker posted:

:blush:


I am learning this.


Nice try, NDT.

Pluto isn't a planet. :colbert:

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


https://twitter.com/lucianwintrich/status/883432742976974849

I'm not mad you're mad

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Tarezax posted:

I'm Chinese.

By the metrics people often use to defend white supremacy (e.g. crime, standardized test performance, etc.) Chinese people outperform white people in the US. Therefore I must come to the conclusion that Chinese people and other East Asians are the superior race and all you white devils must submit to our cultural superiority

I'm white (well, Scottish-German, so close enough for anyone except Ben Franklin) and I endorse this message.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/883371697365164040

The protesters have already lost.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


Ordering Dominos is clearly a cry for help from someone on the other side of the line.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

HopperUK posted:

I imagine everyone as being their avatar, is that not the usual way?

Can confirm. I am...uh...

...the gently caress is that thing supposed to be? Is...is that young Jeff Sessions? :gonk:

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses


Before I played the vid I thought the driver ran down a bunch of protestors. :stare:

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/883399832219467776
2https://twitter.com/politiCOHEN_/status/883425887215120384
3https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/883415933338963968
4https://twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/status/883416703195066369
5https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/883422888430358532
6https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/883430457265750016
7 https://twitter.com/karpmj/status/883340860582240259
8https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/883372062055817218
9https://twitter.com/owillis/status/883374158100537347
10https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/883381501458620416
11https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/883410908734779392
12https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/883389431830294529
:siren: 13https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/883383591702601728:siren:
14https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/883431056938020866
15https://twitter.com/ReformedBroker/status/883413123121676288
16https://twitter.com/CharlesLawley/status/883261529390501889
17https://twitter.com/Shareblue/status/883359772774453255
18https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/883353965483741185
19https://twitter.com/AP/status/883430688032215042
20https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/883422888430358532
21https://twitter.com/tonyleys/status/883429262228836352
22https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/883429798785187841
23https://twitter.com/ZeddRebel/status/883115742585081856
24https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/883428567274708993
25https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/883387920903806977
26https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/883428224528769024
27https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/883153320499609600
28https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/883435126893543424
29https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/883435057314242562
30https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/883436814912159744
31https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/883436193807040513
32https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/883437011889262594
33https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/883365543343833088

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jul 7, 2017

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



this memes WAR

litany of gulps
Jun 11, 2001

Fun Shoe

Lightning Lord posted:

Before I played the vid I thought the driver ran down a bunch of protestors. :stare:

Sometimes you don't avoid the Noid.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Capitalism numba juan

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Interfering with a pizza delivery is like interfering when your enemy is just trying to collect their dead and wounded. Civilized people just don't do it.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Interfering with a pizza delivery is like interfering when your enemy is just trying to collect their dead and wounded. Civilized people just don't do it.

Dominos ain't pizza.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I paid Smorkey $5 for an avatar twice.

I feel like I helped enable something terrible.

You're deviating from the REAL question at hand: are you Aloy? :-P

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

There Bias Two posted:

Ordering Dominos is clearly a cry for help from someone on the other side of the line.

It was trump!

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

farraday posted:

Dominos ain't pizza.

You're right, Papa Johns is the only chain pizza that's really good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pizza delivery for I. C. Weiner.

*see's Trump's smiling face*

Aww crud.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Burt Buckle posted:

You're right, Papa Johns is the only chain pizza that's really good.

:yikes:

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
By the way, the Palin camp's defense is that she didn't intentionally tweet Nazi propaganda, she accidentally shared it while reposting stuff from white supremacist websites.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Just buy store dough and bake the pizza at home you lazy nerds.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

RuanGacho posted:

Just buy store doh and bake the pizza at home you lazy nerds.

...Dough is water, salt, yeast and flour. Why buy it in a store?

Edit: Oh god, this is a pizza derail. What am I doing?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

RuanGacho posted:

Just buy store dough and bake the pizza at home you lazy nerds.

You don't eat cheap pizza for the taste, you do it because it's fast and has large quantities. Cooking it yourself is heresy.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Drunk Theory posted:

...Dough is water, salt, yeast and flour. Why buy it in a store?

Edit: Oh god, what am I doing. I'm sorry ignore this.

Because goons.

Step one is not having steak well done.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Drunk Theory posted:

...Dough is water, salt, yeast and flour. Why buy it in a store?

Edit: Oh god, what am I doing. I'm sorry ignore this.

If you order delivery then you don't have to worry about getting caught in the streets by roving mobs of anti-white racists. Have you been to LiveLeaks?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Drunk Theory posted:

...Dough is water, salt, yeast and flour. Why buy it in a store?

Edit: Oh god, what am I doing. I'm sorry ignore this.


Cooking is often highly skilled labor (a fact that usually goes overlooked, especially when women or immigrants are the ones feeding people, as they usually are). But nowadays there is absolutely no dish, no matter how time-consuming or elaborate, that cooking enthusiasts won’t describe as “actually really easy to make!!!”. This is because they are delusional, unsympathetic people, who want nothing more than to draw you into their anachronistic cult of domesticity.

To clarify, it is not that I think people should not cook, or clean, or launder or garden. I like restaurants, and delivery, and I adore the odd fast food indulgence, but I understand that various aspects of keeping a home are enjoyable—even soothing—to some people. I can only assume a propensity toward housework of any kind can well be attributed to nature as well as nurture. A friend once claimed to me that his Italian Catholic upbringing inscribed upon him an almost spiritual pleasure in the ritualistic cleansing of his floors. Meanwhile his Jewish girlfriend, raised by a lesbian feminist, was happy to encourage his pious compulsions.

As a bohemian layabout made nervous by industriousness, I don’t even like when someone cleans on my behalf. I would prefer robots to clean my house, and maintain that dining programs must be integrated into any socialist vision (hardly a radical proposition; seize the hot bar at Whole Foods and you’ve got yourself a ready-made Soviet-style cafeteria). Anyway, home-cooked meals are nice, but they’re hardly necessary for a healthy and delicious diet. For example, I usually eat as if I were at a party—nibbling on charcuterie all day.

I understand that everyone has their strange little kinks—but as drudgery is not my personal fetish, I’m simply saying I’d rather press my hand on the burner than actually spend any measurable amount of time sweating over a hot stove. But obviously housework is a valid and necessary perversion—my issue is that a contemporary cult of neo-domesticity appears intent on undermining the difficulty and complexity of traditionally feminine labor by insisting upon the myth of effortlessness.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/06/against-domesticity

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
In other news, WaPo says hi.

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/883441370270019585

quote:

In light of Gergen’s addition to this dubious Hall of Fame, a quick review of other times at which members of the media — and members of his own party — have determined that now, at last, Trump was acting like a president:

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Drunk Theory posted:

...Dough is water, salt, yeast and flour. Why buy it in a store?

Edit: Oh god, this is a pizza derail. What am I doing?

Because like everyone else you're trying not to face things going 200% Hitler right now.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Nosfereefer posted:

Because like everyone else you're trying not to face things going 200% Hitler right now.

Ahh. Well that's true, so good read on that.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Cannondellah posted:

its the only place you can post things that safe space babies like something awful posters cant deal with seeing. Literal 100 person black lynch mobs literally hunting for whites in the streets to beat, strip and rob openly in the street.

Good. I'm glad.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Isn't Europe like the size of a mall?

Just go get an Italian to make pizza.

Also Donnie did a pizza hut commercial therefore he only eats pizza hut.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Yeah really. There were quotes from that speech that sounded like Anders Breivik. I can only imagine that this was Bannon's influence

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS





Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

So it's time to pack it in, right? Civilization, I mean.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

DreamShipWrecked posted:

You don't eat cheap pizza for the taste, you do it because it's fast and has large quantities. Cooking it yourself is heresy.

I eat Papa Johns for the great taste and the garlic dipping sauce for my crust. Price and quantity has nothing to do with it.

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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Lightning Lord posted:

So it's time to pack it in, right? Civilization, I mean.

I've seen stories with crazier comeback twists. A few of them are even real!

I won't say it's not looking a little dour atm

E: I will say that I think people aren't really galvanized in favor of nationalism. It's worth remembering Trump has an ABYSMAL popularity rating and that basically no one outside of the craziest republicans and their wealthiest donors likes their thoughts about the healthcare system AT ALL. If we can make it through long enough for the slow wheel of justice to turn or for a couple of elections to clear out the worst of the drek, then maybe we'll have a chance of surviving the looming global crises with Russia, nationalism, and climate refugees.

If.

Shady Amish Terror fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 7, 2017

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