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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Cripes almighty. Look, my partner has mild autism/Aspergers (not badly enough that it stopped it from becoming a functioning adult with a job and a relationship, but still enough that when he was diagnosed in his early 30s everyone went "oh yes, that makes a lot of sense"). He's not a misogynistic video game playing weirdo who lives with his parents. I loving hate that these guys blame their problems on the fact that they may (or may not) be autistic. I understand that there are degrees of it, but it isn't a total impediment to having a reasonable life, as long as you make a loving effort if you've got a mild/low level case. Sure, it's a pain in the rear end sometimes, but honestly, show me the person that isn't a pain in the rear end sometimes. FFS, I have my own brain problems (anxiety and some minor OCPD) but I've still managed to build a normal adult life with my Aspie rear end husband.

They're such entitled little shitlords. I want to shake them and tell them that the vast, vast majority of humanity doesn't have it easy either.

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

fruit on the bottom posted:

Which would be a result of how you've been trained to think

I'm going to just disagree with the motivational saying. Pretty sure who I really am isn't a bunch of Catholic guilt that sounds a lot like my parents.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Zil posted:

Weight is just a number plus muscle weighs more than fat. Also thick big bones.

Incels don't have thick bones. They have tiny, malformed clavicles and thin, almost nonexistent wrists, not to mention their underdeveloped jaws. I think they're supported by osmotic pressure like jellyfish.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Benny Harvey posted:

I'm surprised you didn't for the stuff about "access to her" as showing how incels view women as objects. After all, surely the whole point of dating is to get your dick wet and most men would feel they had wasted their money if a date was unsuccessful? If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

I can't speak for what's most common but I would think the point of hookups/FWB is to get your dick wet but the purpose of dating is to find someone who makes a good partner, not just sexually, but as a companion you'll spend time with outside of the bedroom. So I do think it's sad if someone sees dating as input money, output sex, because that's prostitution.

I've often paid for platonic friends' or co-workers' lunches or dinners because it's a nice thing to do. If someone expected me to do it every time it would be weird, but there are different rules for platonic vs. romantic relationships. Then again, if a romantic partner expected me to buy everything and never offered a gesture in the other direction, I would think that was weird, too.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Hello, my name is StupidSexyVaultGuy and I enjoy things such as letting doors hit the strollers being pushed by women behind me. Why won't anyone love me?

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

How'd that guy even know that chick had Chad-spawn anyway?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going on a hunger strike until I get laid

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

I'm going on a hunger strike until I get laid

the govt bout to gently caress everyone over on healthcare but sure lets get some virgins some pussy or else they'll starve to death for like a day

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Parsley posted:

How'd that guy even know that chick had Chad-spawn anyway?

It's his sister. He watched from the open doorway due to lack of incestuous thoughts.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Parsley posted:

How'd that guy even know that chick had Chad-spawn anyway?

Because every child is Chad spawn. Chads are like cuckoo birds laying their eggs in another bird's nest. Is this where the word "cuck" comes from? YES!

The superior Chad sperm cucks the wimpy beta sperm every time, while the hapless beta is left to raise his spawn. As to why some children are born Chads and some betas, I don't know, so obviously women are to blame.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shitthatneverhappened.txt

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

She might have some existing feelings for you, she just needs to stop putting labels on them and expand her mind. I heard LSD helps with that.

Pro tip don't drug your sister with hallucinogens in attempt to confuse her enough to gently caress her.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Benny Harvey posted:

After all, surely the whole point of dating is to get your dick wet and most men would feel they had wasted their money if a date was unsuccessful?

No its not. The idea of a date is to get to know the person and determine if you can stand them when you aren't balls deep in them

If dates were really just for sex, then why wouldn't you just cut the extra poo poo and go to a strip club/shady massage parlor/prostitute/Craigslist and pay them for sex

Benny Harvey posted:

If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

Yea if they're a good friend. I've done that several times and had friends pay for me several times. Not to mention, there is such a thing as going Dutch on a date. And if the cost of the date is the issue, then don't go on expensive dates.

Edit: sorry I thought you were sincerely saying dating is just for sex

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 8, 2017

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

he really is the worst Benny

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I feel like if you go in with the mentality of "if I don't get sex then my money is wasted" you're probably a lovely date.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

COMRADES posted:

I feel like if you go in with the mentality of "if I don't get sex then my money is wasted" you're probably a lovely date.

no probably about it

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Parsley posted:

How'd that guy even know that chick had Chad-spawn anyway?

Most babies are Chad spawn because the vast majority of men who aren't incels are Chads.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


COMRADES posted:

Pro tip don't drug your sister with hallucinogens in attempt to confuse her enough to gently caress her.

I feel like this something one should not have to say, but here we are.

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Most babies are Chad spawn because the vast majority of men who aren't incels are Chads.

You either die a Chad or live long enough to see yourself become an incel.

Zil fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jul 8, 2017

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Biscuit Hider
Chad disguised as incel?

I don't normally dwell on my inceldom, but I just have to vent here...

Spotted a guy the other day at the coffee shop, he looked like a typical incel/normie wannabe - short, paki, borderline obese, not dressed well... Generally useless to women. He stands in line behind these two typical Staceys - 9/10, skinny jeans, blonde hot girls. He starts talking to them and I expect to see them slap him or call the cops to taser him to death...

But they start talking, laughing with him, playing with their hair, touching his arm, typical flirty Stacey moves. I can't believe it!

So I'm watching him closely at this point, mixed with envy, confusion and rage. The girls go away, he gets his coffee sits down, then this 7/10 QT (short, white, big-ish nose though.. maybe Greek?) walks up and just kisses him on the lips! She sits down next to him and I couldn't stand anymore.

I got up and left. I wanted to stab him in the eye with a pen.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao


I feel like if anything it is easier than ever for an average person to meet and hook up with hot people just by virtue of don't be some loving weirdo and you'll already be head and shoulders above most of the population, especially dudes like that poster.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

My Linux Rig posted:

The idea of a date is to get to know the person and determine if you can stand them when you aren't balls deep in them

what about women though?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Barudak posted:

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

The article that made this claim was based entirely off of Google search results, which is hilarious because a.)only preteens and boomers use Google to look for porn, and b.)it assumes that people only seek out porn because they enjoy it and not out of curiosity or shock/humor or any other dozens of reasons.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

Chad disguised as incel?

I don't normally dwell on my inceldom, but I just have to vent here...

Spotted a guy the other day at the coffee shop, he looked like a typical incel/normie wannabe - short, paki, borderline obese, not dressed well... Generally useless to women. He stands in line behind these two typical Staceys - 9/10, skinny jeans, blonde hot girls. He starts talking to them and I expect to see them slap him or call the cops to taser him to death...

But they start talking, laughing with him, playing with their hair, touching his arm, typical flirty Stacey moves. I can't believe it!

So I'm watching him closely at this point, mixed with envy, confusion and rage. The girls go away, he gets his coffee sits down, then this 7/10 QT (short, white, big-ish nose though.. maybe Greek?) walks up and just kisses him on the lips! She sits down next to him and I couldn't stand anymore.

I got up and left. I wanted to stab him in the eye with a pen.

Lol at it being a "disguise". This incel just had his worldview shattered and he has no idea what he just witnessed.

It could be a moment of enlightenment. He should be mentally thanking that guy for showing him that it really IS about personality more than looks. But instead he literally runs out the door, fantasizing about violence.

A perpetual victim hates nothing more than being shown that he is to blame.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Ohh nooo the doctor had to look at my genitals, I am forced to either be promiscuous or commit suicide



Deep sorrow

Evil practice

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Guy Mann posted:

The article that made this claim was based entirely off of Google search results, which is hilarious because a.)only preteens and boomers use Google to look for porn, and b.)it assumes that people only seek out porn because they enjoy it and not out of curiosity or shock/humor or any other dozens of reasons.

If they wanted shock and humor, they would be looking for ssbbw instead.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

timefly posted:

Ohh nooo the doctor had to look at my genitals, I am forced to either be promiscuous or commit suicide



Deep sorrow

Evil practice

Even if this were true... he mentions the cause of Staceys is being examined by a male doctor. But plenty of pediatricians are women. Wait, is this where lesbians come from? Girls being examined by female doctors?

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

timefly posted:

Ohh nooo the doctor had to look at my genitals, I am forced to either be promiscuous or commit suicide

I don't think I've been through anything as clinical and emotionless as a vaginal examination.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Most babies are Chad spawn because the vast majority of men who aren't incels are Chads.

Slight correction: there are maybe two chads per million who knock up the staceys two days after their 18th birthdays. This is easier to accept when you consider chads go like two staceys m-w, three on thurs-sun.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
with the power of tinder.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Parsley posted:

I don't think I've been through anything as clinical and emotionless as a vaginal examination.

That's only because you haven't dated me.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i know ever since i got a hernia check i have craved a finger pushed hard into my ballsack so makes sense

smokestacks
Dec 19, 2010
can you imagine the torment of being an incel named chad? or better yet, chad jr.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
How come they;re so anti obese women when in a past breath they go on how women can always lose weight meanwhile they cannot change their heights etc

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Welp, there's the name of my parachute account. The avatar will be something like an 8 year old greaser

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Sentient Data posted:

Welp, there's the name of my parachute account. The avatar will be something like an 8 year old greaser
Stepchad was the best angsty incel name. drat stepchad banging my mom and trying to bond with me while getting me to do things that might make me get a date one day.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Parsley posted:

I don't think I've been through anything as clinical and emotionless as a vaginal examination.

My friend is a doctor and once he told me in medical school they stress very hard (lol) the need to avoid saying anything even slightly sexual during the pelvic examination. In his first attempt he made it through the whole exam without blurting out "Okay, I'm inserting my instrument now," and then just at the end he said a satisfied "Welp, I'm done."

So close...

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Man, if "welp, I'm done" is sexual, you need to find a real chad STAT

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


timefly posted:

Ohh nooo the doctor had to look at my genitals, I am forced to either be promiscuous or commit suicide



Deep sorrow

Evil practice

This happened with my gf, but it just gave her a huge kink for latex gloves and pretend medical examinations :shrug:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

green chicken feet posted:

Even if this were true... he mentions the cause of Staceys is being examined by a male doctor. But plenty of pediatricians are women. Wait, is this where lesbians come from? Girls being examined by female doctors?

Women can't be doctors :rolleyes:

i like that posted:

How come they;re so anti obese women when in a past breath they go on how women can always lose weight meanwhile they cannot change their heights etc

Because in a delicious twist of irony they claim that obese women can just fix their own problem instead of being victims all the time.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

COMRADES posted:

Because in a delicious twist of irony they claim that obese women can just fix their own problem instead of being victims all the time.

:vince:

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