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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

END ME SCOOB posted:

No. There was a recording at one point and I did not keep it.

What in the sweet merciful gently caress did you drink that caused that :stare:

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doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Steven Seagals On Deadly Ground speech


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2NeCowTwU

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


doodlebugs posted:

Steven Seagals On Deadly Ground speech


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2NeCowTwU

Apparently his first cut of the film had a version of that scene that was 11 minutes long.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

What in the sweet merciful gently caress did you drink that caused that :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

What in the sweet merciful gently caress did you drink that caused that :stare:

There was a years-old energy drink under the building I worked at at the time. A lot of loose crap had gotten down there when we went to run some replacement cable, it had been written off in inventory ages before, and so I took it home and tried it.

I drank a lot at the time, did I mention that? Not my brightest move. Pre-FDA intervention energy drinks don't do good things when they expire and break down.

\/\/ edit: Yeah, I can talk and things now, the only real long term effects are I can tell I've been hitting soda too hard if I wake up and my throat is raw the next few days.

claw game handjob fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jul 8, 2017

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
drat hope u made a full recovery. That poo poo sounds awful.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

END ME SCOOB posted:

There was a years-old energy drink under the building I worked at at the time. A lot of loose crap had gotten down there when we went to run some replacement cable, it had been written off in inventory ages before, and so I took it home and tried it.

I drank a lot at the time, did I mention that? Not my brightest move. Pre-FDA intervention energy drinks don't do good things when they expire and break down.

Tell us the name of the drink.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

:stonk: is that an exaggeration

It's actually good that the FDA exists because energy drinks would be corrosive patent medicine otherwise.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but I don't remember headlines like this back in the pog days

Oklahoma Man Rushed To Hospital After Fidget Spinner "Cock Ring" Gets Stuck

My question is why did they rush? Shoulda let him think about it for a minute.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Skwirl posted:

Tell us the name of the drink.

I legitimately don't remember. It was in a bottle with cartoon potions on it but it's not the "mana" shots they do these days. If I somehow find the name, I'll share.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
So what's the deal with movies suddenly changing their entire marketing pitch months before release now? It's happened to a ton of movies like Life, Dunkirk and now Geostorm where for like half a year they showed trailers that showed the movie in a very specific way. But then like right before release they drop new trailers that make it look like a completely different genre. What is going on with movies now? Like the early trailers made Geostorm look like another 2012 or something where the apocalypse happens. But now it's apparently an action thriller where all the natural disasters are just backdrop to comedic presidential kidnapping?

Also I saw a new trailer for Valerian when I went to see Spiderman; like half of it was just super videogamey shots of a spaceman in space armor bursting through walls. It was a very bad trailer.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Nuebot posted:

Also I saw a new trailer for Valerian when I went to see Spiderman; like half of it was just super videogamey shots of a spaceman in space armor bursting through walls. It was a very bad trailer.
That's been 90% of the trailers for that.

I enjoyed the instrumentals. Made me think of Gangsters Paradise, since I never knew what it sampled from.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nuebot posted:

So what's the deal with movies suddenly changing their entire marketing pitch months before release now? It's happened to a ton of movies like Life, Dunkirk and now Geostorm where for like half a year they showed trailers that showed the movie in a very specific way. But then like right before release they drop new trailers that make it look like a completely different genre. What is going on with movies now? Like the early trailers made Geostorm look like another 2012 or something where the apocalypse happens. But now it's apparently an action thriller where all the natural disasters are just backdrop to comedic presidential kidnapping?

Also I saw a new trailer for Valerian when I went to see Spiderman; like half of it was just super videogamey shots of a spaceman in space armor bursting through walls. It was a very bad trailer.

They make specific ads for specific audiences all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvcIhL86IE

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


With Geostorm I'm less convinced it was targeting and more convinced some studio exec actually went to a movie and heard people laughing during the previous trailer.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Nuebot posted:

So what's the deal with movies suddenly changing their entire marketing pitch months before release now? It's happened to a ton of movies like Life, Dunkirk and now Geostorm where for like half a year they showed trailers that showed the movie in a very specific way. But then like right before release they drop new trailers that make it look like a completely different genre. What is going on with movies now? Like the early trailers made Geostorm look like another 2012 or something where the apocalypse happens. But now it's apparently an action thriller where all the natural disasters are just backdrop to comedic presidential kidnapping?

Also I saw a new trailer for Valerian when I went to see Spiderman; like half of it was just super videogamey shots of a spaceman in space armor bursting through walls. It was a very bad trailer.

The early trailers for Despicable Me 3 heavily emphasized the fact that Trey Parker is the brother of Steve Carell's character, and yet every ad I've seen since has made absolutely no mention of it.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I unfortunately watched Despicable Me 3 earlier this week. Trey Parker was the villain Balthazar Bratt I thought. I thought Steve Carrel did both him and his brother's voices

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I unfortunately watched Despicable Me 3 earlier this week. Trey Parker was the villain Balthazar Bratt I thought. I thought Steve Carrel did both him and his brother's voices

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I unfortunately watched Despicable Me 3 earlier this week. Trey Parker was the villain Balthazar Bratt I thought. I thought Steve Carrel did both him and his brother's voices

Hell, the first trailer for that one spent most of it focusing on that guy and had almost no minion stuff and I can't even remember if it featured the brother thing or not? It seemed like it was more about a new villain showing up. Every trailer after that basically just has a tiny clip of him and the rest of it features overly long clips of minions in prison between shots of the brother jokes.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

:eyepop:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Foxcatcher 2.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Are your ears prepared for Daniel Craig's accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtb2Ef1Yz-I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U30Bbijv39c

Maybe Dreamworks will follow Disney in remaking all their animated hits as live action movies.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

Too bad Steven Toast bombed the audition. He would have been great.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I wasn't expecting that audition bit and annoyed my neighbor by laughing too loud at 2 AM.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

Bond is the villain in some circumstances.

Please don't talk bad about Craig's bathing suit. :colbert:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Skwirl posted:

They make specific ads for specific audiences all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvcIhL86IE

These are jokes right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqsuTfMafjU

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I think yours is a parody of mine.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Tars Tarkas posted:

With Geostorm I'm less convinced it was targeting and more convinced some studio exec actually went to a movie and heard people laughing during the previous trailer.

My first exposure to this was the second trailer and it looked like an Asylum movie or one of those CBS "Category X" movies. The SFX looked so bad that I couldn't believe I was watching Warner Bros. film. Also, this film looks like everyone on the downslope of their careers.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Skwirl posted:

I think yours is a parody of mine.

Someone said that to me in the gym showers once.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

He's a dead ringer for the KGB anti-Bond in From Russia with Love. I thought the same thing of Tom Hardy when I saw Child 44

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Robert Shaw as Red Grant is one of the best movie henchmen.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

I feel like that dovetails really nicely with the themes of the Craig series, though. Craig's Bond is only any different from the heavies he fights by way of his stated allegiance.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah Casino Royale is not subtle about Bond being a blunt object MI6 throws at its problems. One of the first action sequences has him running through a wall.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Lobok posted:

Someone said that to me in the gym showers once.

:golfclap:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Milana Vayntrub, the AT&T commercial actress, has been cast as Squirrel Girl.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

LesterGroans posted:

Robert Shaw as Red Grant is one of the best movie henchmen.

You could almost say he transcends henchman and became a legit villain just because of how awesome he was in that movie. I consider From Russia With Love my favorite Bond film, and fully half of that is Shaw, he elevates the whole thing. He's the reason why the entire last section on the train is so endlessly entertaining.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I agree with Matt Berry, Daniel Craig should've never been Bond, he always looks like the villain.

Didn't the description of Bond in the books match closer to Craig with regards to blonde hair and such? Someone once described a fitting Bond to be David Bowie.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Bond is described as looking like Hoagy Carmichael.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Gatts posted:

Didn't the description of Bond in the books match closer to Craig with regards to blonde hair and such? Someone once described a fitting Bond to be David Bowie.

Yeah I know. I just never get over the fact that Daniel Craig looks extremely evil in every movie he's in.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Yeah I know. I just never get over the fact that Daniel Craig looks extremely evil in every movie he's in.

It works really well in Road to Perdition, what a slimeball he is in that movie.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It fits because Bond is a massive rear end in a top hat in the source material.

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