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Powerful Two-Hander posted:it uses the java app to launch a regular rdp session i don't even know what the gently caress when did they take java away from linux?
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Lain Iwakura posted:you used a public computer to connect to work resources? CommunistPancake posted:perhaps revenge for having to work on holiday yes and yes. logins are behind an rsa 2 factor so even if my actual logon was swiped it wouldn't be useful though it was for the dumbest loving thing as well. i forgot to do some bullshit mandatory training before i went away and me and my manager (who was also on holiday) would both get in the poo poo if i didnt because it is obviously critically important that i spend 30 minutes clicking through a presentation about disaster recovery right this second. every single thing on it was animated, it took forever on a lovely connection and lol at whoever decided to embed a video that then ran at 1fps bonus: a picture of an email notifcation which had 'this is a test email' in bold on it with a comment underneath saying "note: this is not a phishing mail"
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Jul 10, 2017 06:40
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yes and yes. logins are behind an rsa 2 factor so even if my actual logon was swiped it wouldn't be useful though Man I hope you got owned simply cause the news articles would be hilarious I seriously mean no ill will saying that, it would just be a really funny story
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pr0zac posted:Man I hope you got owned simply cause the news articles would be hilarious same lol
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yes and yes. logins are behind an rsa 2 factor so even if my actual logon was swiped it wouldn't be useful though lol when we had to do that but on workplace safety we all independently set up a script to cheat on the mandatory viewing time
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Jul 10, 2017 11:07
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Lol if you still use vpn and use network location as an access control mechanism.
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Jul 10, 2017 12:04
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lmfao if you use computers at all imo
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Jul 10, 2017 12:10
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pr0zac posted:Ed: also anyone gonna be in vegas this year? I'm skipping defcon prob but will be down for bsides and then at least til Friday for a work thing I'll be there all week, could probably do lunch or something mid-week before Defcon gets busy
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Jul 10, 2017 12:13
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"note: this is not a phishing mail"
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Jul 10, 2017 12:48
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hackbunny posted:lol when we had to do that but on workplace safety we all independently set up a script to cheat on the mandatory viewing time our "security training" for PCI compliance was like, a folder full of approximately 4 hours of video files we had to say we watched but not actually provide any proof we watched
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Jul 10, 2017 12:58
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Jul 10, 2017 13:36
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Jul 10, 2017 14:02
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ate all the Oreos posted:our "security training" for PCI compliance was like, a folder full of approximately 4 hours of video files we had to say we watched but not actually provide any proof we watched if they ever ask you compliance questions the answer is almost always 'all of the above' i.e. report everything including yourself.
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Jul 10, 2017 14:36
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:if they ever ask you compliance questions the answer is almost always 'all of the above' i.e. report everything including yourself. what, like an auditor or something? because the person who would actually ask compliance questions internally is actually me, because i'm the only one on the dev team that gives a gently caress so i'm in charge of it for the record i recommended some actually useful-looking online training thing for the "security training" but it, you know, cost nonzero dollars and so it was vetoed e: actually I don't remember if it cost nonzero dollars now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was just some OWASP thing...
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ate all the Oreos posted:what, like an auditor or something? because the person who would actually ask compliance questions internally is actually me, because i'm the only one on the dev team that gives a gently caress so i'm in charge of it sorry i didn't mean like PCI compliance i meant like anti money laundering compliance which is what i have to do sometimes. sample questions included 'james wants to make a multi million dollar transaction of no economic value, what do you do?' and given the lack of a 'i work in IT why the gently caress is he talking to me?' option it's always 'report everything and everyone'
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maskenfreiheit posted:you haven't lived until in house counsel, who is traveling to moscow, wants to know how to "compute securely" and finds vpns (click to run) too complex complains to your supervisor that you are VERY unhelpful lawyers suck
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Jul 10, 2017 14:56
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Jul 10, 2017 14:58
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hey cool google finally is adding being able to view certs back into chrome without performing some kind of interpretive keyboard dance https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=663971 it only took a year
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:sorry i didn't mean like PCI compliance i meant like anti money laundering compliance which is what i have to do sometimes. I work for a bank and we have to do the same exact thing even though we never interact with customers or money. The "What is a gift and what is a bribe?" quiz is my favorite.
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y'all do realize you take that type of training so you can correctly identify if someone else is breaking the rules and
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you must report any gifts totaling larger than $100 combined with questions about what to do when you're at a baseball game with a vendor or customer
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and if you are stopped and asked to solve riddles about CVVs by a sphinx don't answer them
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I work for a bank and we have to do the same exact thing even though we never interact with customers or money. The "What is a gift and what is a bribe?" quiz is my favorite.  my favourite was the one about crossing a border in wherever and the border guard asks you for cash to 'process your papers' so we all clicked 'give him the money' because nobody wants to get shot but apparently that was wrong and you should nobly refuse and call your local compliance officer (whilst bleeding out i guess)
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:
whoa, hyperbole much? i mean they're just going to "lose" your passport and put you in a cell for a few years to rot, jeez relax man
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Jul 10, 2017 15:24
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you're supposed to haggle them down, duh
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Jul 10, 2017 15:27
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like my dad was once shaken down by Indian customs for about $100. his host's reaction was "wow you're bad at haggling"
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Jul 10, 2017 15:28
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F5ing Tavis' twitter feed, cmon its Monday.
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Jul 10, 2017 16:32
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hackbunny posted:lol when we had to do that but on workplace safety we all independently set up a script to cheat on the mandatory viewing time as somebody who develops and works with online training modules, i approve protip: SCORM api variables can often be modified directly in the console
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:
dude, just click the obviously right answer and move on the site doesn't care if you're honest
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I work for a bank and we have to do the same exact thing even though we never interact with customers or money. The "What is a gift and what is a bribe?" quiz is my favorite. the aml is my fave module
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:30 minutes clicking through a presentation about disaster recovery right this second. lol  coworker had this hanging on his wall for years after being hassled on his day off to complete phishing training
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Jul 10, 2017 17:34
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Phone posted:you must report any gifts totaling larger than $100 combined with questions about what to do when you're at a baseball game with a vendor or customer If customer, but then many foods and drinks If vendor get many foods and drinks bought for you
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:lol thats a cool coworker 
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:lol looks there like he completed it to me though  edit: I misread that as he had to go redo it because they weren't happy about the name BattleMaster fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Jul 10, 2017 17:39
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:lol A good response
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