Magic: the Gathering: Faithless Posting

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Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

mcmagic posted:

Oh man

This wouldn't even be the biggest overreaction by a public figure on twitter in the past 24 hours, so I didn't even think it was fake. Oh well.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:17

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:39

Attorney at Funk: Jun 3, 2008; ...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

You can tell it's fake because it wasn't tagged #WotCStaff

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:25

suicidesteve: Jan 4, 2006; "Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.

FordCQC posted:

Not as often as I'd like, but as much as I can (only Modern though).

Why do you ask?

The fact that you think there's a middle ground made me think you couldn't possibly be a Magic player.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:25

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

Attorney at Funk posted:

That would've been a cool art style for the Invocations.

Yeah those would have been awesome. This is the first SDCC promos I would want.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:29

FordCQC: Dec 23, 2007; THAT'S MAMA OYRX TO YOU GUARDIAN
It was stumbled onto while looking through SpaceBattles for stuff to post in the Weird Fanart thread.
*Pat voice* Perfect

suicidesteve posted:

The fact that you think there's a middle ground made me think you couldn't possibly be a Magic player.

Yeah I'm not a (stereo)typical one for sure, but that was a pretty good joke I'll admit.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Also if you're 31 years old and still obsessed with pro wrestling, that is bad and you should feel bad cause pro wrestling is dumb. /ducks.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:39

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

mcmagic posted:

Also if you're 31 years old and still obsessed with pro wrestling, that is bad and you should feel bad cause pro wrestling is dumb. /ducks.

Says a poster in the Magic: The Gathering thread on Something Awful dot com

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:40

Elyv: Jun 14, 2013

mcmagic posted:

Also if you're 31 years old and still obsessed with pro wrestling, that is bad and you should feel bad cause pro wrestling is dumb. /ducks.

I agree, having hobbies and interests and following sports is clearly all a silly waste of time

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:51

RembrandtQEinstein: Jul 1, 2009; A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

Star Man posted:

Images of this year's San Diego Comic Con promos are out: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/san-diego-comic-con-2017-planeswalker-pack

It's a polyptych of the Gatewatch illustrated as a mural with Nicol Bolas doing...magic on the wall.

Then there's this image which part of is on the box for the set. It's certainly inspired by printmaking from 19th century book illustration.

As if I wasn't sure already if Gideon was going to get killed by Bolas, these confirmed it.

Get wrekt, son :getin:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:55

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

cheetah7071 posted:

Says a poster in the Magic: The Gathering thread on Something Awful dot com

Yes true statements are valid anywhere. Pro wrestling afaict hasn't changed in any way since i was 13 in the nineties and in many ways is probably worse.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:14

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

If we get resurrected Gideon before we get resurrected Elspeth that would be kinda dumb.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:41

suicidesteve: Jan 4, 2006; "Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.

Agreed. Resurrect Venser.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:59

Count Bleck: Apr 5, 2010; DISPEL MAGIC!

Star Man posted:

Images of this year's San Diego Comic Con promos are out: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/san-diego-comic-con-2017-planeswalker-pack

It's a polyptych of the Gatewatch illustrated as a mural with Nicol Bolas doing...magic on the wall.

Then there's this image which part of is on the box for the set. It's certainly inspired by printmaking from 19th century book illustration.

gently caress I might have to poopsock for these when they go on sale on Hasbro's site.

Edit: Okay maybe not poopsock but put an effort to try and get these.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:59

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Also I was destroyed by Jackie Lee spellslinginga ug 2/2 exerts, 3/3 for 3 beaters, and infinite unsummons tempo deck. She seemed at a good place at wotc these days, which is great.

we were at the same prere >_>

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:37

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Elyv posted:

I agree, having hobbies and interests and following sports is clearly all a silly waste of time

pro wrasslin is not a sport, its a soap opera, and i love it dearly

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:55

Elyv: Jun 14, 2013

mandatory lesbian posted:

pro wrasslin is not a sport, its a soap opera, and i love it dearly

Oh, my mistake

replace "sports" with "TV" in my previous post

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:14

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Yes true statements are valid anywhere. Pro wrestling afaict hasn't changed in any way since i was 13 in the nineties and in many ways is probably worse.

Insulting hobbies that thirteen year olds had in the nineties feels extremely ironic in the magic thread

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:15

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Pro wrestling afaict hasn't changed in any way since i was 13 in the nineties and in many ways is probably worse.

cheetah7071 posted:

Says a poster in the Magic: The Gathering thread on Something Awful dot com

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:44

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Is Elsepth dead? She always had the best walker cards

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:45

RembrandtQEinstein: Jul 1, 2009; A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

DariusLikewise posted:

Is Elsepth dead? She always had the best walker cards

She's only mostly dead.

She died on Theros, but that just means she's hanging out in the underworld. My money is on her coming back as a B/W planeswalker to replace our ol' pal Sorin.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:49

Alris: Apr 20, 2007; Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!

She is extremely dead*.

*_{_{On a plane where people are merely shunted to a different part of the plane and have their memories wiped when they die.}}

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:50

Veyrall: Apr 23, 2010; The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse

mcmagic posted:

Also if you're 31 years old and still obsessed with pro wrestling, that is bad and you should feel bad cause pro wrestling is dumb. /ducks.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:50

suicidesteve: Jan 4, 2006; "Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.

Veyrall posted:

This is a Magic: the Gathering thread we don't need Super Mario 64 screenshots in here thanks

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:52

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

if you see a prototypical magic player while they're half naked and sweaty in an arena, you should call the police, not give your money to vince mcmahon

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Elyv posted:

I agree, having hobbies and interests and following sports is clearly all a silly waste of time

Wrestling isn't a sport.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:38

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; Bad EXP received

suicidesteve posted:

This is a Magic: the Gathering thread we don't need Super Mario 64 screenshots in here thanks

He's qpu-misaligned. Tried to clip through tradgames and missed a quarter-step.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:40

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

He's qpu-misaligned. Tried to clip through tradgames and missed a quarter-step.

Holy poo poo this post rules.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:09

Attorney at Funk: Jun 3, 2008; ...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

He's qpu-misaligned. Tried to clip through tradgames and missed a quarter-step.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:32

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

Attorney at Funk posted:

That would've been a cool art style for the Invocations.

kinda bland

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:50

Attorney at Funk: Jun 3, 2008; ...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

dragon enthusiast posted:

kinda bland

I'd want different, less-lovely frames too.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:51

Carl Killer Miller: Apr 28, 2007; This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:

Star Man posted:

Images of this year's San Diego Comic Con promos are out: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/san-diego-comic-con-2017-planeswalker-pack

It's a polyptych of the Gatewatch illustrated as a mural with Nicol Bolas doing...magic on the wall.

I used to live near an ancient Egypt themed miniature golf course and these look like what you'd find scattered around the holes.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:02

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

They'd look a lot better if they didn't tilt them for no reason.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:09

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Carl Killer Miller posted:

I used to live near an ancient Egypt themed miniature golf course and these look like what you'd find scattered around the holes.

Still much better than the evocations. They should've been this art style in a less garish frame similar to what most people said originally.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:10

TwistedNails: Dec 1, 2008

Lottery of Babylon posted:

They'd look a lot better if they didn't tilt them for no reason.

They follow the wall Bolas is writing on and it adds to the coolness imo.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:29

Jenx: Oct 17, 2012; Behold the Bull of Heaven!

I mean...if Cedric wants to take a shot at pro wrestling - best of luck to him. DDP got started in this 30s and that worked out well enough for him, though I still feel like someone needs to sit down Cedric and make him watch Beyond the Mat and The Wrestler, just to make sure he understands what he's getting into.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 07:12

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

I uh, I typed a lot of words in the Pauper thread. In my defence, this was really fun:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 07:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Jenx posted:

I mean...if Cedric wants to take a shot at pro wrestling - best of luck to him. DDP got started in this 30s and that worked out well enough for him, though I still feel like someone needs to sit down Cedric and make him watch Beyond the Mat and The Wrestler, just to make sure he understands what he's getting into.

DDP was also wife-swapping with the guy who ran the company. Good luck to Cedric in all his future endeavours.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 08:06

Entropic: Feb 21, 2007; patriarchy sucks

dragon enthusiast posted:

kinda bland

Still better than what we got.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 13:09

80s James Hetfield: Jan 20, 2004; METAL UP YOUR ASS

Hopefully SCG will attempt to throw Ced's $100k salary to Patrick Sullivan (who won't take it)

# ? Jul 11, 2017 13:47

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:39

ShaneB: Oct 22, 2002

Jenx posted:

I mean...if Cedric wants to take a shot at pro wrestling - best of luck to him. DDP got started in this 30s and that worked out well enough for him, though I still feel like someone needs to sit down Cedric and make him watch Beyond the Mat and The Wrestler, just to make sure he understands what he's getting into.

There's a zero percent chance he hasn't watched both of those numerous times.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 14:34

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