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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Haha wtf, it's like that huge rear end analysis of four chapters of "a dance with dragons" but is about a weird goon. I've never heard of "Adaptive Systems", is this worth reading any of? Adaptive Systems came back once and said No, it's probably not worth reading any of it. Gumbel2Gumbel has a new favorite as of 23:18 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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So complete shot in the dark here: years ago there was a thread that started in GBS but got moved to either Helldump or FYAD and had "Der Furher's Face" embedded by either Lowtax or another admin and lots of gifs mocking Nazis. I can't even remember what the thread was about (probably some self-owning white supremacist) but it was so out of left field for the forum structure itself to mock the poster it always stuck in my memory. Another old one: mod or admin posting a literal honeypot thread where it stated as much in a text color that matched the forum background. Anyone who posted was banned. Good times.
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Adaptive Systems was one of the oldschool gimmick posters here along with Jaded Mensa Op and Adventures of Jesus, they'd pop into random threads occasionally and make crazy, off the wall posts in character. They were a lot of fun at the time because usually they were doing it in otherwise unremarkable or lovely threads and compared to that their brand of weird fiction was fun to encounter. I suspect that just reading them as a list instead of stumbling across one organically would make them lose a lot of luster.
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Adaptive Systems was fantastic in context but their posts may not have aged well, since they're very much tied to SA culture when it was written. I've reread the ebook and it's still great but coming into it for the first time 10+ years later it would probably lose a lot.
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I remember a thread where goons were seriously floating the idea that Adaptive Systems was Thomas Pynchon
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:So complete shot in the dark here: years ago there was a thread that started in GBS but got moved to either Helldump or FYAD and had "Der Furher's Face" embedded by either Lowtax or another admin and lots of gifs mocking Nazis. I can't even remember what the thread was about (probably some self-owning white supremacist) but it was so out of left field for the forum structure itself to mock the poster it always stuck in my memory. I doubt that these will still work. HTML in posts was phased out forever ago. It's vaguely possible that admins can still do it but I kinda doubt it. You can find really old posts in the archives that just have html tags in them.
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If you want to get into a good ongoing breakdown check out all of Caredressers posts in the Aus thread, starting with:Caredresser posted:If a girl is a month off 17 am I, a 21 yr old, a total skeeve to fool around with her? Her profile said 18 but after chatting a whole bunch she drops that reveal And rolling into yesterday... Caredresser posted:If you wake up from a benzo nap on a bus in a strange location locked in and alone and there's 100 bucks in 5s just sitting there the first reaction is to grab it It's quite the ride.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Haha wtf, it's like that huge rear end analysis of four chapters of "a dance with dragons" but is about a weird goon. I've never heard of "Adaptive Systems", is this worth reading any of?
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Palpek posted:I have no idea how you haven't heard of Adaptive Systems, he's pretty much a legend. I don't guarantee that you'll love his posts but drat, he's definitely one for the books when it comes to SA. Sounds like some poo poo. I'll check it out though.
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Megabound posted:It's quite the ride.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:54 |
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Hey does anyone have any of the old Taoc the wonder dog videos? There used to be an account on youtube that archived them but even it's gone.
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i think dr. casio was like creepily obsessed with hair too? Speaking of, former mod and ducktales erotic fanfic writer Senior Woodchuck wrote about sniffing some random womans hair on the nyc subway and getting a boner too which is kinda gross.
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Subjunctive posted:That must have felt so good. Like taking a pair of scissors to your hymen
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syscall girl posted:Like taking a pair of scissors to your hymen Oh did you read that old e/n thread too?
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Scudworth posted:Oh did you read that old e/n thread too? Alas, yes. Who knew that genitals could produce so much blood from home surgery?
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Toys For rear end Bum, for one.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Adaptive Systems came back once and said No, it's probably not worth reading any of it. Did they spend 8000 words saying it?
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Adaptive Systems wrote a good post about getting into your first fight. I think I have it saved in my quotes file, I'll try to find it. e: I shall be utterly truthful in every respect and summarize the existential dilemma presented by one’s first fist fight. The instant you become aware that are you inescapably confronted with an imminent, intentional act of severe physical violence, an animal fear exactly like the kind kittens feel knowing they are about to be maliciously drowned builds within you towards an unbearable crescendo. The instant his fist strikes you square in the nose, the fear breaks utterly and you become suddenly aware that you are dead. In the instant that follows, you come to know that not only are you not dead, but you alone, among all the men that have lived, cannot be killed by means whatsoever. Then you see his head snap back savagely as if pulled by a hangmen’s noose around his neck, and you realize that you did that, and you are overcome with a feeling that is simultaneously profoundly healthy and deeply obscene, like the first time you watched your cock slide into a woman’s sloppy pussy and felt the waves of euphoria and nausea cascade over your body and until you know that you were born a living god, for whom the satisfaction of all desires is the greatest possible moral good. ee: That's a lil bit cringey tbh in tyool 2017. A lot of his writing doesn't hold up anymore now that we're all 30+. Charles Bukowski has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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syscall girl posted:Alas, yes. i had forgotten about that one.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Did I miss something? Everything I've seen from Elsa is just boring white noise. Some people just can't help rear end-tracing uphill.
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Scudworth posted:Oh did you read that old e/n thread too? I didn't. Link please.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I didn't. Link please. DIY Gynecology - A Coming Of Age Tale https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409334&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 I contend, as I see I also did at the time, that the only disturbing part of this thread is goons knowing shitfuck all about the female body.
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Charles Bukowski posted:ee: That's a lil bit cringey tbh in tyool 2017. A lot of his writing doesn't hold up anymore now that we're all 30+. You actually thought this was good at one point?
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I thought Adaptive Systems and a couple other of those guys were way too wordy. I thought Hakan and Skrewloose were gut-busting hilarious, so don't feel like I think I'm on some sort of high horse about old goon stories. GameQuoter was always great, though.
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My favorite vaguely gross en thread is the goon who was lactose intolerant and ate a bunch of cheese and had rancid farts, if anyone has a link I'd love to read it agaib
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Does anyone have a link to the thread that went something like a morbidly obese man took a bath with and/or bathed his kittens in it, then stepped on a kitten once getting out of the bath, crushing it to death. There was a FYAD spinoff thread where the made fun of him about it and then his final post or something was like "Good by Mr. Buttons and PS FYAD are monsters" (might have been his custom title).
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 09:53 |
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the goon genitalia EN thread i remember is the guy who got an adult circumcision and it turned out he never washed his dick before it happened
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Didn't he also do it on purpose? Or was that a different fart goon
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steinrokkan posted:Didn't he also do it on purpose? Or was that a different fart goon He wasn't doing the farting on purpose, but he did refuse to stop eating cheese. After it turned out he was lactose intolerant he was very happy because that meant he couldn't be fired for clearing out the warehouse with his rancid rear end gufts multiple times a day. He supplied a picture of his cheese vault of a fridge and it was enough to set me off farting just from looking at the picture.
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Yeah, it was great when the insanely lactose intolerant goon panicking about losing his job over his weapons-grade death farts posted a pic of the inside of his fridge and there wasn't just a lot of cheese in it, oh no, the fridge was filled with whole cheese wheels.
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Palpek posted:Yeah, it was great when the insanely lactose intolerant goon panicking about losing his job over his weapons-grade death farts posted a pic of the inside of his fridge and there wasn't just a lot of cheese in it, oh no, the fridge was filled with whole cheese wheels. I love it, it's like something out of a cartoon.
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Moon Slayer posted:You actually thought this was good at one point?
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Palpek posted:Yeah, it was great when the insanely lactose intolerant goon panicking about losing his job over his weapons-grade death farts posted a pic of the inside of his fridge and there wasn't just a lot of cheese in it, oh no, the fridge was filled with whole cheese wheels. I remember a post about how much he loving loved broccoli with cheese
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Screaming Idiot posted:I love it, it's like something out of a cartoon.
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Palpek I want to leave blood offerings at your altar
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This was a mini unfinished saga (so perhaps it's just not a saga at all), but I'll ask anyway; anyone else remember that IT goon who worked at some slightly remote location, alone, and every day around the same time, some random dude would drive into the dusty parking lot of the place, get out of his truck, and take a leak nearby? I think random pisser didn't think anyone else was there, and I think maybe IT goon was going to confront him but never updated his thread again
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du -hast posted:Does anyone have a link to the thread that went something like a morbidly obese man took a bath with and/or bathed his kittens in it, then stepped on a kitten once getting out of the bath, crushing it to death. I don't have a link to the thread, but IIRC he was keeping the kitten in the bathtub because he wanted to keep it from roaming all over the place, but the kitten had gotten big enough to get out of the bathtub, and he stepped on it in the hallway before he realized it was there? Legitimately a sad and unnerving story, but on the other hand, dude, if you want to contain a cat, close a door or put up a baby gate or something.
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That reminds me of the goon who revealed that when he was a child he got a puppy from his parents and a couple of days later he was standing on top of the stairs holding the puppy when it peed on his hands and he got disgusted with it so his stupid kid brain made him drop the puppy right then and there - it fell down the stairs and died. People in the thread went nuts and the guy admitted that to this day he lives with guilt over it.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Haha wtf, it's like that huge rear end analysis of four chapters of "a dance with dragons" but is about a weird goon. I've never heard of "Adaptive Systems", is this worth reading any of? I think Adaptive Systems wrote at least one piece of genuinely great writing. I apologise for the length but we'd be remiss to talk about AS and not post this. quote:THE GREAT WAR
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No way that I'm going to read that poo poo. My eyes rolled in the back of my head once the Angela's Ashes Irish immigrant poo poo started
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