Clay Travis. People who make rape jokes don't even deserve effort posts.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 07:57 |
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Seriously, guys. Patriots fans may be douches in the context of sports fandom. They might even be douches outside of sports fandom - but I can't say that about every single Pats fan. We have some cool and good Pats fans on here, even! By and large I'd say they're douchey, yeah. But seriously - look at loving Clay Travis. It's not just that he's a racist, sexist douche - it's that that is his career. His entire being is douche. He gets paid to be a douche and write about how he's a douche and be lovely to other people. He's not just a douche, he enables other douchery because for some reason there are dumbasses who take this shithead seriously. This shouldn't even be a contest.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 10:58 |
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The Mattybee posted:Seriously, guys.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:25 |
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Pats Fans for their bitching and whining whenever the tiniest thing doesn't go their way or anyone exposes their cheating team.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:34 |
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They both are worthy contenders, but I have to vote Clay Travis simply on principle of voting for individual achievement versus nebulous group nominees. But man, all that Deflategate whining...
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 07:56 |
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Clay Travis because people like him need to be shamed. Look at the super ginny kayak he is in.
The Juggernaut fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jul 11, 2017 |
# ? Jul 11, 2017 15:28 |
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I tend to vote for individuals over groups, and Clay Travis is no different. That rape joke
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 16:02 |
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Clay Travis wins, 49-19. It will be an hour or more before I have the next match up.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:44 |
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Leperflesh posted:Clay Travis wins, 49-19.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:47 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:Biggest blowout in the tournament? Someone got shut out a couple of votes ago I think.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:50 |
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Highest points total to date. But, there have been two unanimous decisions (Spanos family over Ryan Pace and Tom Brady over Jarran Reed), and also one larger margin of victory (Brady over Reed by 32 points).
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:59 |
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I'm not a fan of all the anti-group bias I see amongst the votes. Just weigh each side as you will, don't go "Well, I'm voting for this person because I don't like the concept of voting for a group." Groups are perfectly valid options.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:07 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm not a fan of all the anti-group bias I see amongst the votes. Just weigh each side as you will, don't go "Well, I'm voting for this person because I don't like the concept of voting for a group." Small defined groups, like the Spanos Clan or the Baylor Regents, makes sense, but attributing anything to a huge group like All Pats Fans or Everyone in Cincinatti is useless.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:17 |
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there's a massive difference between an organization and "a bunch of people who like the same thing or live in the same place or something" and it's valid to discount pointless nominations such as those. several more specific bengals could have been in the tournament if not for such generic nonsense
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:24 |
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Cavauro posted:there's a massive difference between an organization and "a bunch of people who like the same thing or live in the same place or something" and it's valid to discount pointless nominations such as those. several more specific bengals could have been in the tournament if not for such generic nonsense Haven't half the posts in this thread been "Jesus christ why are there so many bengals in this thing?"
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:25 |
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Easily less than 35% of the posts
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:26 |
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I nominate Cavauro for the Hall of Fame for making a mockery of this exercise in mockery.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:27 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:I nominate Cavauro for the Hall of Fame for making a mockery of this exercise in mockery. Seconded
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:28 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:I nominate Cavauro for the Hall of Fame for making a mockery of this exercise in mockery.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:33 |
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Cavauro for the Hall of Fame.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:35 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:37 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:38 |
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And in the blink of an eye, Cavauro is now tied with Darren Rovell for the #1 seed in the lifetime doucheievement category, with three seconds. I would just like to point out that last year's champion was Baylor University, and we have a prior, immortalized lifetime douchievement award winner The NCAA. These are both distinct organizations, but pretty large ones. I'm not sure if the distinction between, say, The NCAA, and The 13th Man (another perennial nominee) is really worth drawing. That said, people are free to vote in accordance with any whim, so if you hate those nebulous group nominations and want to vote against them, you totally can and that's OK.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:50 |
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i like To criticize personal decisions, rather than the rules, which have allowed some good memories
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:00 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm not a fan of all the anti-group bias I see amongst the votes. Just weigh each side as you will, don't go "Well, I'm voting for this person because I don't like the concept of voting for a group." Patriots fans is too far nebulous a group to pin down compared to one specific rear end in a top hat, especially when the common trends among Pats fans can be found in most fan groups of teams that win a lot. That said, most winning teams don't have people like Tom Brady and Bill Belichick at the helm. Ugh, I feel dirty for somehow defending Patriot fans.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:24 |
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seiferguy posted:Patriots fans is too far nebulous a group to pin down compared to one specific rear end in a top hat, especially when the common trends among Pats fans can be found in most fan groups of teams that win a lot. That said, most winning teams don't have people like Tom Brady and Bill Belichick at the helm. I understand, but there are probably pediatric oncologists saving the lives of children from horrifying diseases and people like that who cheer for Tom Brady, so eh. On average Boston sports fans are god-awful for sure.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:49 |
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sean10mm posted:I understand, but there are probably pediatric oncologists saving the lives of children from horrifying diseases and people like that who cheer for Tom Brady, so eh. Don't pretend like a Pats fan can become less terrible just because they are a decent human being.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:53 |
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sean10mm posted:I understand, but there are probably pediatric oncologists saving the lives of children from horrifying diseases and people like that who cheer for Tom Brady, so eh. This is like "Hitler was a vegetarian" levels of apologism.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:54 |
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This is what happens to the thread when there's nothing to vote on. Everyone who insisted Kaep insulted the troops vs. Trent Dilfer Leperflesh posted:Everyone who insisted Kaep insulted the troops sean10mm posted:Alright, let's get some Real American poo poo in here. Leperflesh posted:Trent Dilfer
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:28 |
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Everyone who insisted Kaep insulted the troops is far-and-away one of the groups in the entire thing and absolutely deserves to move on. the most douchey part about them is that they are a faceless sea of whiners, and are objectively a far larger amount of douches than trent dilfer
Cavauro fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 12, 2017 |
# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:41 |
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Kaep People
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:47 |
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Dilfer He technically is a part of the other group already, but he also thinks that his specific opinion is somehow more valid than the rest of those jamokes. The only two people who actually give a poo poo about Dilfer's opinions on Kaep (or anything, really) are whoever put him on air and Dilfer himself. Dilfer uses social media and hot take talk shows to talk down about Kaep's subtle, respectful, and accurate protest as a sign of entitlement and doesn't see the loving irony therein. Also, his name is Trent. Trent. That's probably #6 on the douchiest possible name. He probably asks his wife if she thinks he's a DILF-er every day and it probably kills her to hear that poo poo joke.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:47 |
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Normally I would go for the individual over the group, but Dilfer got fired so who cares about him, and Kaep People are the worst for reasons I already ranted about earlier.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:26 |
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Don't make me choose.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:33 |
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Magnetic North posted:Don't make me choose. God, I know, this one is super hard for me too. Are we allowed to take past events into account, or do we just judge them based on what happened in the last year?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:16 |
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Kaep people ushered in Trump
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:24 |
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I guarantee you that over 50% of Kaep People aren't even that patriotic to begin with and just got huffy over a colored person kneeling during the Anthem
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 04:32 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:I guarantee you that over 50% of Kaep People aren't even that patriotic to begin with and just got huffy over a colored person kneeling during the Anthem Or someone told them to on Fox News.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:07 |
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I don't even like Kaep very much but I'm totally voting for Kaep People.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 09:50 |
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Kaep People for using "are troops" as a front for overt racism.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 12:06 |