Zil posted:

How do you feel about while on honeymoon?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Haha that black magic story is something else. I'm confused at all parties. He missed a family event because there was no one awake and he didn't want to wake someone up so they could open the door? I get not wanting to wake someone up....but usually the door to the house isn't locked from the insider, couldn't he just leave? If he couldn't just leave, it's justified completely to wake someone up, I'm so confused.

MF_James posted:

Yeah I stopped reading about 1/3 the way through, between that really confusing story and the awful writing (The guy seems like possibly ESL or he is just awful at english), I had to stop.

new phone who dis posted:

I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this?

new phone who dis posted:

I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You have the SA moderator seal of approval but admittedly the standards there have slipped.

edit: assuming you aren't married to her mom

Zil posted:

Are you related to her? By law or blood?

If not than not reached Woody Allen level and you get a green light.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You have the SA moderator seal of approval but admittedly the standards there have slipped.

edit: assuming you aren't married to her mom

new phone who dis posted:

I still feel kind of skeezed out by it. Reading this thread has added to that feeling haha.

new phone who dis posted:

Nah, but there are some red flags for me. She's slept with a few people in my extended social circle. She just got fired from her bartender job for always showing up late and isn't currently working. If I hit it and quit it I would have to see her semi-regularly. I was 16 when she was born. Just little things, haha.

Zahgaegun posted:

The age difference is the smallest red flag in that sentence filled with red flags just fyi

go ahead and stick your dick in crazy if you're lucky she'll get pregnant

new phone who dis posted:

*grunts in Pick-demon voice*

But she's hot!

sandoz posted:

what

Errant Gin Monks posted:

I got you fam.

Disclaimer: this is all bullshit that no one but incels believe.

Young virgin women only have pretty innie vaginas with no protruding labia. But starting at 13 they start getting that pussy beaten up by massive Chad cock. This causes their vaginas to extend out big floppy brown labia aka a roastie because it looks like roast beef by the age of 16. 16 being the time they cement the fact they are all whores.

Incels are horrid loving people

quote:

Hello there ! I'm using a throwaway with this one, I want it to be anonymous.

As the title says, I'm a 27 yo dude who never had a girlfriend. To be truly honest, I had one, it lasted one week because I realised I didn't like her and just jumped in because I wanted "a relation".

The first time I ever had the chance to kiss a girl was 21.

Right now, I have social issues (I was HEAVILY harassed at school, I'm paranoid and not so easy to live now. My closest friends go on vacation without me, for example. Makes me sad but I know it's on me.), but I know that I can be liked by people. For example, I had a party at friends house, full of people I didn't know. And they told me a LOT (they really insisted on that) of people liked me, I was fun, really nice, interesting to talk to etc. But due to my terrible life, I have serious mental illnesses (I'm working on it for years now, but it's improving at such a slow pace, it's heartbreaking.)

I don't think I'm ugly, but I'm clearly not pretty too. I'm just "meh". Clearly forgettable.

But, I can't have a girlfriend or a sexual relation. "That's nothing" you'll probably say, but in a world where almost E V E R Y T H I N G is about love or sex, it's something. ( I love films. In almost every films : sex, love, relation, etc. And it feels like a slap, each time.)

The main issue is that I've started to have "incels" reflexes. Calling people who have the chance to be able to have these relations "normal people" (the one who had them during their teens are "privilegied" in my mind.) I have to fight that part of me all the time. And it's really hard because when you're my situation, you can understand their argument and even agree with them. Sometimes they say horrible things that kinda true when you're someone like me, but I force myself to push them away, I don't want to end in their pit of sadness.

And I feel like I need affection. It's pathetic, but I had a really cold family (my mom always refused to touch me, even when I was a baby. IT'S NOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA TO DO THAT IF YOU WANT MY ADVICE.), the first time I hugged someone was 17 (I didn't know how to do, I thought I was suppose to squeeze as hard as I can. It didn't go well. ), well : in that case, I had one of the worst possible start in life.

And now, I'm in a position where I'm afraid of just aking girls out. Because the rejection hurts more each time. Everybody told me "the pain will fade with the numbers, go, try, fail, and you'll reach a place where you'll never feel pain about thant", but it's the opposite.

Each rejection is a proof that I'm an outsider, not a normal human. Right now, when it happens, I drink myself to death. At least, I'm not sober enough to think. Sometimes it makes me more sad, but sometimes it makes me so stupid I can't even think of that, and that's truly a blessing.

So, now, I don't know what to do. Women doesn't like me because I'm not that interesting or good-looking (not judging women here : we're animals, natural selection, I know I'm at the bottom of the ladder. Do what you want to do as long as it makes you happy !), I'm surrounded by guys WAY better than me (good looking, normal life so they have great personnalities without mental illnesses, whenever they want to do something, they can do it, etc. So when we meet women at parties, I'm basically invisible.), so I'm feeling a bit desperate.

Is there any way there's a chance for me ? Otherwise, what is the best way to get past all of that, get rid of the libido (it's a loving pain when you're not in the loop. Really. I feel like a prisonner punished for being born right now.), of the need to be loved and all of that ?

tl;dr : 27 dude, never had a girlfriend, mental illnesses, average/ugly face, feels lost.

Haifisch posted:

Me [27M], never had a girlfriend, starting to hurt a bit.

Haifisch posted:

Me [27M], never had a girlfriend, starting to hurt a bit.

new phone who dis posted:

I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this?

precision posted:

is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one.

e: and my wife and i have about the same age gap as you two

precision posted:

is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

I got you fam.

Disclaimer: this is all bullshit that no one but incels believe.

Young virgin women only have pretty innie vaginas with no protruding labia. But starting at 13 they start getting that pussy beaten up by massive Chad cock. This causes their vaginas to extend out big floppy brown labia aka a roastie because it looks like roast beef by the age of 16. 16 being the time they cement the fact they are all whores.

Incels are horrid loving people

precision posted:

is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one.

e: and my wife and i have about the same age gap as you two

WampaLord posted:

You do not go to a wedding with another date if you're already dating someone. This is one of the firmest unwritten rules I can think of.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they?

fruit on the bottom posted:

Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they?

fruit on the bottom posted:

Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they?

fruit on the bottom posted:

Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they?

Zil posted:

Zil posted:

And if want to read more of their insanity, stop on by the Incel thread.

For a taste of the crazy

ArbitraryC posted:

There are products for pinkening your nipples so maybe they exist for your flaps too.

Blue Train posted:

if they aren't brown, I'm shutting it down

Zahgaegun posted:

They better be pink or I'm hitting the stink