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Light Gun Man posted:The correct term is gargoyle It's all fun and games, until an Inuit with a glass knife cuts you in half at a punk rock show. Besides, bulk intel gathering never really pays well.
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Rad-daddio posted:It's all fun and games, until an Inuit with a glass knife cuts you in half at a punk rock show. Aleut 
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angerbeet posted:Aleut Whatever. Still no match for a poisoned dentata : )
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Guy Mann posted:
quote:myrtar bought a fs2000 (or something?) which is a mostly-plastic bullpup super-futuristic gun that costs an obscene amount of money for what it is (range toy, semiauto, etc) and since he's retarded he keeps it loaded and sitting out in case someone burgles him. so one day he and his translucent aryan wifeling are sitting around knitting or fretting over the passing of the 13th amendment as gunowners are wont to do and some kind of suspicious noise starts clanking and booming and jangling up the block with aggressive unwhiteness. it's the sound of encroaching multicultural socialist modernity and it freaks him the hell out so his wife puts in her razor-lined vagina guard and whimpers behind the trigger of a shotgun after she's locked herself into the panic room, and myrtar grabs the Spacegun, mosies up to the Firing Port (peephole) and with his heart beating on his ribcage like a mad dog at the pound and the little peach-fuzz areas under his arms turning wetter than his wife's meat curtains at the thought of black cock, he yanks back the charging handle and tries to send a round into the chamber. it's go time except not because his surrogate penis had the equivalent of a artery blockage and instead of moving the round the handle comes off in his hand and the ghostride procession outside his door continues mercifully undisturbed by Lord Dweeb, the Terror of Elm Street
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I bought this UV flashlight in part because I have pet rats and I was curious to see how the world looks to them, I'm equal part disappointed and relieved that aside from a few spots in their hammock their cage and my apartment as a whole was free of glowing piss trails. The flashlight works great though, both the UV and flashlight itself. The zoom feature in particular is pretty good for highlighting a lot of area at once since you're probably not going to need a super-focused long distance beam the way you would with a normal flashlight. Oh man it's even better than I remembered 
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Jul 13, 2017 03:41
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UV flashlights are the best present for people you hate. Especially before they go on vacation.
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Jul 13, 2017 05:57
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I finally received my Oakleys (or jokelys as my girlfriend's dad calls them) from Aooko and they seem good enough. I can't find anything wrong with them and they're actually polarized complete with the etching on the lens.
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Katosabi posted:I finally received my Oakleys (or jokelys as my girlfriend's dad calls them) from Aooko and they seem good enough. I can't find anything wrong with them and they're actually polarized complete with the etching on the lens. Yo, you gotta post some pics man!
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Rad-daddio posted:Yo, you gotta post some pics man! Frogskins  Sliver F  Etching  Truly polarized!  Hinge area looks good, there's some very fine molding flaws on the back but you have to look for them. 
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Jul 14, 2017 00:46
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Aooko is the best. I got all my Ray Bans from him.
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Jul 14, 2017 00:59
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Was looking up some Five Nights at Freddy's junk to give a friend, the more you scroll the less recognizable it gets!  Also I bought this shirt on there a few months back and I think it's great. It's that sort of spandex-y material, but doesn't breathe too well.  link
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keevo posted:Aooko is the best. I got all my Ray Bans from him. I am dumb. Where do I find this store?
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Snowmankilla posted:I am dumb. Where do I find this store? This is the only link that usually works: http://aooko.v.yupoo.com The Aliexpress store gets taken down frequently so you gotta ask the guy for a link to the store. You can see what they offer here, then message the guy on WhatsApp and they'll send you a link to the latest Aliexpress/Taobao/DHGate store.
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keevo posted:This is the only link that usually works: http://aooko.v.yupoo.com You wouldnt happen to know of a place that sells Persols, would you? Haven't had any luck finding a store that has them.
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Guy Mann posted:I bought this UV flashlight in part because I have pet rats and I was curious to see how the world looks to them, I'm equal part disappointed and relieved that aside from a few spots in their hammock their cage and my apartment as a whole was free of glowing piss trails. that site posted:Would tiny eyeglasses help a rat see better? Please buy tiny glasses for your rats
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FWIW scorpions glow under blacklight.
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WrenP-Complete posted:FWIW scorpions glow under blacklight. only if they have cum on them, which most scorpions do.
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keevo posted:This is the only link that usually works: http://aooko.v.yupoo.com When I bought these he had me pay for a purse on his Aliexpress store since he can't sell these there.
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Please buy tiny glasses for your rats Or tiny helmets so they can do Redwall cosplay with toothpick crossbows. E. 
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Minimalist Program posted:only if they have cum on them, which most scorpions do. I aspire to post this well
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Katosabi posted:Frogskins Those look pretty good! I might buy a pair.
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Palpek posted:Heh, thanks - "cyborgs" was the word that let me nail it down. It's somehow cooler than modern tech culture
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Minimalist Program posted:only if they have cum on them, which most scorpions do. The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS: And with an inexplicable lack of hair, things start to fall apart > AliExpress! ... someday my [order] will cum
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Katosabi posted:When I bought these he had me pay for a purse on his Aliexpress store since he can't sell these there. That's super weird. I haven't bought from Aooko in a while so I don't know if something's changed. Last two times I used his DHGate store which was straight forward and used an agent who bought it all and shipped it for me. Symetrique posted:You wouldnt happen to know of a place that sells Persols, would you? Haven't had any luck finding a store that has them. I just checked Reddit and saw these two: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=520263143575 https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=520657711340 (you're going to need to Mandarin or use Chrome to auto-translate this) edit: here's another store with persol but i haven't used it so i can't vouch for it: http://x.yupoo.com/photos/joe6757/albums/2114223?uid=1 keevo fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Dealing with the only missing parcel I had so far. The parcel tracking shows the parcel being loaded onto the plane but never landing?? This was back in May. Now I'm in a dispute with the seller pointing at the tracking info. Their reply so far: 'Dear friend: your parcel has arrived, please check, thank you! '
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keevo posted:I just checked Reddit and saw these two: Doesnt look like either store has the model I was interested in. Thanks anyway though
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shovelbum posted:It's somehow cooler than modern tech culture The longhaired guy in the middle looks reasonably groomed and not in terrible shape, which helps a lot with that, I think. Balding business suit goon does a great job looking like a shadowrun CEO, even if I would never say he's pulling it off
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Amphigory posted:Link please? Hey, sorry for the delay, hipster hitler badges are here: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-P...2772316092.html
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God help me, I'm actually worried that an order of stupid knock-off minifigs isn't going to arrive  Most of my stuff has arrived no issue, but usually if there's ever a hold-up at the processing place those are the items that just never arrive at all. And my big $10 pack of minifigs hasn't left China in over a month.
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I just ordered the following: Solar rechargeable camping LED lantern and torch LED torch solar power bank 20000mah 2m LED strip lighting with dimmer and USB power plug 2m of aluminium channel with plastic cover in translucent basically all camping stuff. The leds will be run under the gazebo on the power bank and the covers will be there to cut the light back a bit and give a more solid mount inside the gazebo Will post updates when it arrives
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King Vidiot posted:God help me, I'm actually worried that an order of stupid knock-off minifigs isn't going to arrive Look at mr big spender here!
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Synthbuttrange posted:Dealing with the only missing parcel I had so far. The parcel tracking shows the parcel being loaded onto the plane but never landing?? This was back in May. Depending on the method, some of it doesn't track after leaving China. Which is super loving annoying. Also, they may have meant "please check to see if it has arrived." Or they're trying to snow you. Who knows. I always let them get rude first to make sure. Like the one who sent me bent jewelry finding and respondes to "hey this poo poo is all bent" with "bend it back into shape"
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I've been looking for black ink for drawing, but the prices are about the same as here in old Europe. Is it because shipping fluids is frowned up? Really weird. I thought I can get a gallon for 10 bucks, but no senor.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Look at mr big spender here! Just call me Uncle Minifigs!
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Depending on the method, some of it doesn't track after leaving China. Which is super loving annoying. All my other parcels arrived two weeks after I get a notification. This one I'm in week 9. 
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mike12345 posted:I've been looking for black ink for drawing, but the prices are about the same as here in old Europe. Is it because shipping fluids is frowned up? Really weird. I thought I can get a gallon for 10 bucks, but no senor. There are a fair number of homogenous goods where AliExpress won't help you because the price in your home country is already very competitive or a loss leader.
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For fun and excitement, you can buy radioactive materials: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc...0304.4.2.TrCtdN Granted, it's just little rods of tritium. But, if you get enough you could make a beta-voltaic battery or a breeder reactor 
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yoloer420 posted:Still pretty expensive. Do they have knockoff tritium for less? If you have a cheaper source, I'd be glad to make a bulk purchase of tritium rods. I need them for a, um.... medical design project.... 
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