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If she glows, only blows
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Roastie vagina sailors take warning
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:12 |
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I have sex with women only if their roastie labia are twisted and darker.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:37 |
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My job life is getting in the way of social life. What to do?quote:So I recently started this job that had me go to somewhere outside of Portland, OR. The original plan was I was going to go to OR, then NYC in July for a meetup with other people. quote:[–]CrazyTicksThrow [S] -1 points 11 months ago Haifisch fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Lol I'm glad families can't arrange marriages for these retards anymore. My friend told me about his co-worker's brother who the whole family had given up on as a permanent bachelor. Dude had a loving standing order from Domino's for a pepperoni pizza every night lmao.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:09 |
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Portland is poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:11 |
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the only place where getting laid is easier than Portland, OR is New York City and this dude can't find somebody to gently caress in either locale completely loving hopeless also: what are the odds that neither of these girls he's hung up over have any interest in him whatsoever? Mirthless fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jul 13, 2017 |
# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:21 |
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How codependant do you have to be to quake in fear at the prospect of spending a few months single For me, it was Tuesday
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:26 |
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Another human Eeyore who needs a wedgie.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:39 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Lol I'm glad families can't arrange marriages for these retards anymore. Sounds like my brother. My mom gets him a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut every day. He's 22.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:02 |
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Nessa posted:Sounds like my brother. My mom gets him a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut every day. He's 22.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:08 |
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I'm (28F) not sure if I'm overreacting by being grossed out and annoyed at my husband (30M) for eating a cake.quote:I know it sounds completely ridiculous and I'm here for a reality check.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:12 |
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i recall john carmack had a similar standing order while making doom 1 and 2 for a medium pizza from dominos dunno how romero became the fat one
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:13 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Haha that black magic story is something else. I'm confused at all parties. He missed a family event because there was no one awake and he didn't want to wake someone up so they could open the door? I get not wanting to wake someone up....but usually the door to the house isn't locked from the insider, couldn't he just leave? Guy mentioned that he is South American, probably Brazilian, and doors that are locked from the outside and locked from the inside aren't a thing in Brazil.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:15 |
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Haifisch posted:Does he refuse to eat anything else, or has your mom just given up on him that hard? He will eat a handful of other things, like French toast Lefse (A potato flatbread) Eggs Bread and buns Most meats, so long as they are plain and not prepared in a way he isn't familiar with (no seafood though) French fries (but no mashed potatos) Plain rice Sprite or similar sodas Sunny D I think the Sunny D is the only reason he doesn't have scurvy. As far as I know, he hasn't eaten fruit or veggies since he was 2. He used to eat everything, but he got sick with the flu and threw up a vegetable stew. My mom never made him eat anything he didn't want to, so now she buys him a pizza every day.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:19 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I'm (28F) not sure if I'm overreacting by being grossed out and annoyed at my husband (30M) for eating a cake. quote:he inhaled a piece of spaghetti up his nose and then swallowed it from the back of his throat I'm impressed, to be honest, how do you even do this
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La Brea Carpet posted:I'm (28F) not sure if I'm overreacting by being grossed out and annoyed at my husband (30M) for eating a cake. Wonder how fat he is.
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quote:There's nothing really cool in Portland. No statue of liberty, etc. Where would I take a selfie infront of? Nothing I can think of. quote:I might chose the ladder, because I'm 27 and bullshit
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:26 |
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zakharov posted:The guy who wrote Stargirl also wrote Maniac Magee which rules, wtf Some people only have one good book in them, but don't stop writing.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:30 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I'm (28F) not sure if I'm overreacting by being grossed out and annoyed at my husband (30M) for eating a cake. there are a lot of loving and attentive people out there who can be trusted with a cake for an afternoon and who don't think eating with your nose is acceptable behavior in public before he steals all of the best years of your life and then leaves you holding the bag with the half-defective children you have together But Rocks Hurt Head posted:bullshit age is literally just a number for some people if this thread has taught us anything, it's that 6 year olds, 26 year olds, and 46 year olds can all behave exactly the same way if the toddler in question is terrible enough Mirthless fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Liquid Communism posted:Some people only have one good book in them, but don't stop writing. Some interviewer told Joseph Heller he hadn't written anything else as good as Catch-22 and he only responded "Who has?"
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:45 |
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Mirthless posted:there are a lot of loving and attentive people out there who can be trusted with a cake for an afternoon and who don't think eating with your nose is acceptable behavior in public Yeah that girl shouldn't waste her pretty.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:54 |
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My boyfriend's friends are creeps [20F] [21M]quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for over a year, and we just recently moved in together. I've always tried to be a very chill girlfriend, because no one likes those women who go ballistic and tell their guy that he can't hang out with his friends. But lately I've noticed a pattern of two of his best friends treating me like crap. They'll talk to my boyfriend about how hot so-and-so is who they went to school with, they'll show him softcore porn, they'll talk about his ex-girlfriends, they'll talk about what pornstars they want to gently caress, all while I'm sitting right there. It's like I'm not even there. My boyfriend never participates in this stuff, he just kind of sits there and says nothing. They also say extremely rude things to me, like asking if they can take a picture of my vagina. (It's a joke, right? No harm in jokes, haha) The other night my boyfriend stepped out of the room and they started coming up with theories about what mine + my boyfriend's sex life is like. 'Oh, I bet they're into some kinky poo poo.' 'Vinyl suits' 'And handcuffs and whips, right, (me)?'
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:56 |
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Nessa posted:He will eat a handful of other things, like Super picky eaters who keep it up into adulthood are the most fascinating and terrifying and pitiable to me. What went wrong to make them this way I always wonder
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:16 |
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Nessa posted:As far as I know, he hasn't eaten fruit or veggies since he was 2. He used to eat everything, but he got sick with the flu and threw up a vegetable stew. My mom never made him eat anything he didn't want to, so now she buys him a pizza every day. I had a similar thing happen with me, but thankfully it was lollipops that made me puke, thus now I hate lollipops and really don't have much of a sweet tooth in general. Maybe it's a secret great parenting technique, overfeed your kid candy till they puke once and then hate candy forever.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:18 |
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I can't believe her boyfriend is so closed-minded!
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:20 |
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WampaLord posted:I had a similar thing happen with me, but thankfully it was lollipops that made me puke, thus now I hate lollipops and really don't have much of a sweet tooth in general. I was sick a lot as a kid so I was like Wendell from the Simpsons, the kid who would probably puke for any reason. Anyway I puked a bunch the first time I ever had apple pie and I still don't like it that much but I used to hate which is an understandably insane-sounding things since I assume it's delicious to everyone who isn't me. Cake > Pie anyway.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:23 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:27 |
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WampaLord posted:You do not go to a wedding with another date if you're already dating someone. This is one of the firmest unwritten rules I can think of. Bringing a friend who knows most of the people vs an SO who doesn't is a win-win for everyone, I've been on both sides of this situation and its much better. And some lucky SO gets to sit out of a boring wedding.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:28 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
I didn't know it was my birthday
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:29 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
An /r/relationships success story, situation solved in a single post!
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:31 |
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Kaptain K posted:Super picky eaters who keep it up into adulthood are the most fascinating and terrifying and pitiable to me. I think my mom thought he would just grow out of it on his own. This is also the same mom who is a hoarder and let me go galavanting off with an older couple from another town no questions asked and no curfew, so.... WampaLord posted:I had a similar thing happen with me, but thankfully it was lollipops that made me puke, thus now I hate lollipops and really don't have much of a sweet tooth in general. He hates desserts too, but he never got sick from any in the first place. He won't eat cake or ice cream or chocolate or pudding or jello. He once got really upset that the restaurant "ruined" his French toast by putting powdered sugar on it. I think the only candy he'll eat are maple candies.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:42 |
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Nessa posted:I think my mom thought he would just grow out of it on his own. I'd congratulate you for turning out normal and well adjusted despite the clear disadvantages you've faced but... well you're posting here and so am I.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:47 |
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Kaptain K posted:Super picky eaters who keep it up into adulthood are the most fascinating and terrifying and pitiable to me. I feel like it must go along with just never having a social life. I was a bit of a picky eater in my teens cause I was raised by a single mom so I ate basically processed quick foods for a decade, but when I hit college and was living on my own/eating with friends it was hard to be the dude who was like "no tomatoes and onions" so i just adapted. I feel like you have to live in a bubble to not go beyond picky eating.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:59 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
This makes me happy.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:03 |
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Here's a blast from the past on page 127 and the reason why I don't trust picky eaters (in addition to them being tiresome). TW: Everything Known Lecher posted:
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like it must go along with just never having a social life. I was a bit of a picky eater in my teens cause I was raised by a single mom so I ate basically processed quick foods for a decade, but when I hit college and was living on my own/eating with friends it was hard to be the dude who was like "no tomatoes and onions" so i just adapted. I feel like you have to live in a bubble to not go beyond picky eating. A bunch of allergies drastically narrowing down food options, single parent, no social life and living in isolation (either overprotective parents, self-imposed or just in the middle of goddamn nowhere) will cement a picky eating habit pretty hard. In the better-case scenarios, it'll at least include some healthy food to balance it out.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 07:27 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like it must go along with just never having a social life. I was a bit of a picky eater in my teens cause I was raised by a single mom so I ate basically processed quick foods for a decade, but when I hit college and was living on my own/eating with friends it was hard to be the dude who was like "no tomatoes and onions" so i just adapted. I feel like you have to live in a bubble to not go beyond picky eating. A bubble sounds about right. My brother has no friends and never leaves the house unless he has to. My mom does everything for him. I didn't eat any Asian food until I started hanging out with my Asian friend that I met on the internet. I was introduced to a whole new world of flavours I had been missing out on! Inescapable Duck posted:A bunch of allergies drastically narrowing down food options, single parent, no social life and living in isolation (either overprotective parents, self-imposed or just in the middle of goddamn nowhere) will cement a picky eating habit pretty hard. In the better-case scenarios, it'll at least include some healthy food to balance it out. Single parent, small town, and hoarder house (which meant no friends over AND meant that you smelled horrible to everyone, so no one wanted to hang out with you). I was/am pickier than most people, but I still eat fruit and vegetables and will give new foods a shot. When my brother was 12, he yelled and ran away from my dad because he tried to get him to try a different brand a garlic sausage. Garlic sausage was one of the few things he ate, but a different brand was too much for him to take.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 08:26 |
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The parents tend to be where it all starts, one way or another. That and social isolation. I think a lot of parents find comfort in knowing exactly what they need to feed their kid without having to think about it, whether they're stressed, lazy or both. The more self-aware ones at least should teach the kid to acquire and prepare their own food without needing to be almost literally spoon-fed, mind. Parenting should be about teaching and helping your child grow into a functional adult. But it seems like a lot of stunted adults come from parents who basically gave up on them, one way or another, when they stopped being cute.
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Easy solution to the flag problem: The mom needed to hang a poster of this gentleman to the left of the flag
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