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Akiva Goldsman is attached as producer to: Rob Liefeld's Avengelyne Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six - adapted by Josh Appelbaum & Andre Nemec, who have been working on the Beverly Hills Cop reboot at Paramount (Which is different from the tv series that went nowhere) Those Ologies books your mom likes - Dragonology, Monsterology, Vampireology, etc, they are set up as text books but iirc some have vague plots hinted through them. http://deadline.com/2017/07/akiva-goldsman-tom-clancy-rainbow-six-ologies-avengelyne-paramount-1202126928/
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:36 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 14:21 |
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A Rainbow Six adaptation? Oh boy. Wonder how they'll handle the radical ecoterrorist pharmaceutical megacorp.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:41 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:Akiva Goldsman is attached as producer to: There was a Beverly Hills Cop TV show? You're not confusing it with Lethal Weapon?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:46 |
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I read Spawn last year and it was a lot more hokey and dumb than I remember. It's funny thinking back to the HBO series because the show was way darker and graphic than anything in the 80 issues I read. If half the movie was made up of the two detectives doing something barely related to Spawn, it would be a faithful adaptation of the comic.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:50 |
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Cythereal posted:A Rainbow Six adaptation? They could adapt Rainbow Six Vegas...
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:56 |
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Screw Spawn, give me my Evil Ernie and Pale Tittie Woman movie. Zombies are still cool, right?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:00 |
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Hell no.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:02 |
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Deadworld would make a dope af movie, but you have to keep in the zombie motorcycle demon guy. Vince Locke was also the artist for the graphic novel A History of Violence. ruddiger fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Screw Spawn, give me my Evil Ernie and Pale Tittie Woman movie. Zombies are still cool, right? Nah. Spawn is frustrating primarily because the premise is actually really, really, really loving good, and yet out of the three media it's been done in, the comic is god loving awful, the movie is okayish but fails to live up to that premise, and the HBO series is unironically loving Rad with no caveats, but obscure as poo poo and left hanging on a semi-cliffhanger. e: the Dreamcast game is dope too, but it doesn't really have a story, it's basically Power Stone 2.5 with guns and Spawn characters. WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Skwirl posted:There was a Beverly Hills Cop TV show? You're not confusing it with Lethal Weapon? It didn't go anywhere. I believe the most they got was a pilot.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:30 |
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The only spawn reboot should be an Anime like Afro Samurai. Get some of that VHS era gore and grit for good measure.LORD OF BOOTY posted:the movie is okayish but fails to live up to that premise Malbolgia looks great if they were trying to make a Ren Hoek on an acid trip model. 90s hair fibres without anti-aliasing By now, the comic is so leaden with its mythology it makes the X-Men chronology look like a Golden Reader by comparison. Guy goes Awol with rad suit is a great premise that's been done better by XO Manowar. LORD OF BOOTY posted:I wouldn't say the comics are outright serious horror- they're more along the lines of Hobo with a Shotgun or early Sam Raimi tonally. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jul 13, 2017 |
# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:15 |
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FilthyImp posted:What? No way. The movie is barely coherent and heavily relies on Cog's terrible VO to hold it together. They spent all the money on Sheen, White's Deadpool makeup, the cape and Clown/Violator. It's bare bones and what is there puts too much weight on poo poo that's forgettable or causes the audience to check out. Honestly, if the effects were better and it didn't have Cogliostro's VO (and if Spawn wasn't sort of a running nerd joke, to address the elephant in the room), it would probably be much better-remembered. Like I said, it's okayish; I'd put it in the same sphere of quality as, like, Timecop or Eraser. The thing about Cog's VO is, almost nothing he says about the mythology actually ends up being remotely relevant to the movie, beyond that 10-second little end bit with Spawn in Hell. Literally all of the exposition that matters to the film's story is delivered by Clown to Spawn, and much more bluntly and concisely, at that. More than anything, I think that's what made audiences check out- if people are going to see a Spawn movie, they wanna see dead black Freddy Krueger gently caress some poo poo up with capes and chains, they don't give a drat about ~the war between Heaven and Hell for the souls of humanity~ or whatever the gently caress. That's actually specifically why I said in my pitch "don't touch that poo poo, keep it small scale and focused on Al." FilthyImp posted:The Mask done in the style of Braindead would be something. Hobo with a Shotgun is seriously like 75% of the way to being a straight adaptation of the Mask comic. WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jul 13, 2017 |
# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:41 |
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Oh boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVS_5BiOWys
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:00 |
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This looks surprisingly cool, and fresh
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:06 |
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..like a piss filled wave pool.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:08 |
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Cythereal posted:A Rainbow Six adaptation? Lots and lots of Bristol-Meyers Squibbs spraying fake blood everywhere. Like the ED-209 scene mixed with The Crimson Permanent Assurance and Our Robocop Remake.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:25 |
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K. Waste posted:This looks surprisingly cool, and fresh Man going by that comment I was hoping it was the MiB/Jump Street trailer. But still no word on that cool and fresh and good movie.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:46 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I'm very sad for Patrick Stewart. I hope they paid him well. He's a piece of poo poo!
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:51 |
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doodlebugs posted:He's a piece of poo poo! He definitely doesn't care about poo poo.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:10 |
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Len posted:Man going by that comment I was hoping it was the MiB/Jump Street trailer. But still no word on that cool and fresh and good movie. Jonah Hill said last year the project was dead. Thank God.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:22 |
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Is 12 Feet Deep the second installment of the 47 Meters Down Cinematic Universe?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 03:49 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Is 12 Feet Deep the second installment of the 47 Meters Down Cinematic Universe? No, Buried and Frozen (2010) are also in that universe.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:05 |
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Timby posted:Jonah Hill said last year the project was dead. Thank God. That's the worst news I've gotten all day.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:05 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Is 12 Feet Deep the second installment of the 47 Meters Down Cinematic Universe? A sequel to Six Feet Under?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:11 |
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New Oats Studio short is an age-old tale of a lone woman who is a robot but not really vs a space monster made up of human body parts. Starring Dakota Fanning [insert a lot of heart emojis here]. Special guest appearance: Prometheus axe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWB-MVJ4sQ&t=233s
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:13 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Is 12 Feet Deep the second installment of the 47 Meters Down Cinematic Universe? Just reading the title I expected a Pool Shark type spoof of that very movie.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:16 |
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Okay Hollywood, here's the movie you've been waiting for. 3 friends get really loving high, and they spend the night in a kiddy pool. Mainly because they're too paranoid to leave the safety of the pool. Except one of them rolls over and is too lazy to not drown. So he drowns, and his two friends are stuck in this kiddy pool with the body of their dead friend. Now they have to wait out the night and manage not to drown in this terrifying thriller. Also a side plot of a quote unquote friend who uses this opportunity to rob them. He gets high and drowns in the pool as well. Less than Two Feet of Water
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:33 |
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The MSJ posted:New Oats Studio short is an age-old tale of a lone woman who is a robot but not really vs a space monster made up of human body parts. Starring Dakota Fanning [insert a lot of heart emojis here]. Special guest appearance: Prometheus axe. This got me to watch the whole set. I'm so glad Neill isn't doing alien so he can do rad shorts like this and Firebase.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 07:46 |
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Okay Hollywood, here's the movie you've been waiting for. 3 friends get really loving high, and they spend the night in a kiddy pool. Mainly because they're too paranoid to leave the safety of the pool. Except one of them rolls over and is too lazy to not drown. So he drowns, and his two friends are stuck in this kiddy pool with the body of their dead friend. Now they have to wait out the night and manage not to drown in this terrifying thriller. Wow, sounds like the bodies are really hitting the floor.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 07:49 |
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I can't wait for "The Floor is Lava"
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 08:08 |
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ccubed posted:Todd McFarlane on a new Spawn movie: McFarlane uses one... unconventional negotiation tactic http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/todd-mcfarlane-still-answers-to-no-one.html quote:can take advantage of people’s bladders. I’ve got a strong bladder. It’s true! Here’s how you take advantage of that. You get these punk-rear end lawyers and three-piece-suit guys, and they come to my office, and it wasn’t an accident that where I used to draw, the sun would be straight this way [he shoots his hands toward me] and it would go straight past me, right to where I’d sit them. In the sun. Now, if you’ve never been to Phoenix in the summer? [His offices are located near Phoenix.] It is excruciatingly hot. Especially if you’re wearing a three-piece suit. So what I do is, I sit them strategically in a place where the sun is coming right through the window and they’re getting hotter and hotter. I’ve actually turned up the heat in my room, ’cause I’m like a cockroach — I’ve adapted. But these guys haven’t.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 08:14 |
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Taintrunner posted:They could adapt Rainbow Six Vegas... That could probably double as a sequel to S.W.A.T. (2003) fatherboxx posted:McFarlane uses one... unconventional negotiation tactic stuffthatdidnthappen.txt IANAL but I doubt any lawyer would go along with a literal interpretation of not leaving the room and say "goshdarn golly, you put me in a nasty predicament mistah MrFarlane, you got me good!" Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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This newest Oats release is almost-tease of what might've been had he been allowed his shot at alien.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 10:20 |
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syscall girl posted:Lots and lots of Bristol-Meyers Squibbs spraying fake blood everywhere. I hate you
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 11:05 |
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David Ayer left the new Scarface movie, after Antoine Fuqua did the same earlier this year. Ayer left for a very important reason though: the schedule for Scarface clashes with filming for Bright aka ORC COP.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 12:10 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Honestly, if the effects were better and it didn't have Cogliostro's VO (and if Spawn wasn't sort of a running nerd joke, to address the elephant in the room), it would probably be much better-remembered. Like I said, it's okayish; I'd put it in the same sphere of quality as, like, Timecop or Eraser. Cogliostro's VO is amazing because it pissed off some of my comic friends because at that point in the comics he was some random old homeless dude and tbe movie came out before anything else about his nature had been revealed in the comics.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 14:46 |
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fatherboxx posted:McFarlane uses one... unconventional negotiation tactic Oh drat, he pulls the "you can't leave the room cuz I said so" card! That's an unbreakable covenant! We can only hope he's not a real triple threat who also has "dibs!" and "shotgun!" in his arsenal.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 15:49 |
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I'm also pretty sure you sweat out most of that excess water.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 15:54 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I'm also pretty sure you sweat out most of that excess water. Also LOL for the movie giving away future plot about the characters, back when it wasn't all asspulls
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basic hitler posted:This newest Oats release is almost-tease of what might've been had he been allowed his shot at alien. CelticPredator posted:This got me to watch the whole set. I'm so glad Neill isn't doing alien so he can do rad shorts like this and Firebase. The thing is, the material released so far is much less alien/aliens and much more death race. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPnFN7KzJ5c The beauty of the project is that the current volume can actually be watched in any order. It's very much like The Modular Body
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