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walrusman posted:Emailing that to my uncle in Spokane as we speak. I hope "Dale" is good enough for half credit. Are you kidding? Dale is basically both Bill and Dave at the same time!
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Screaming Idiot posted:At first I thought the ad was funny, but then it made me remember the barbeques my dad used to have and now I'm really depressed because he's dead and I'll never have another chance to barbeque with him again. Same here, buddy 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Are you kidding? Dale is basically both Bill and Dave at the same time! Dale: the ultimate father, the father by which all other fathers are judged and the judge Himself
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genetic_knockout posted:Same here, buddy My dad wasn't a grillmaster unless we were camping. I miss him horribly. I wish we could go camping with him again.
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I'd be glad to lend someone my dad for a day or two, he used to own a restaurant so he's a really good cook. And I like across the country so I don't see him much.
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Rough Lobster posted:I'd be glad to lend someone my dad for a day or two, he used to own a restaurant so he's a really good cook. And I like across the country so I don't see him much. That's really nice 
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Pastry of the Year posted:This needs a dramatic reading. I have recorded this, but my voice isn't very dramatic, other than my emphasis on the word "worked", because I like that it sounded like past tense
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Pastry of the Year posted:This needs a dramatic reading.
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https://ealdriht.tumblr.com/post/161835639443 I hosted mine on my tumblr because I am lazy, and I am sad I didn't enunciate the "u" 
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cash crab posted:https://ealdriht.tumblr.com/post/161835639443 This kinda sounds like the Microsoft Narrator lady.
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That's not the first time I've heard that
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cash crab posted:I am sad I didn't enunciate the "u" Also, I'm sad that I didn't think to put that spin on "worked". We're even.
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With our powers combined, we could do a really awful dramatic reading! Perhaps you can work on me with my next project, which is Dramatic Readings of bad OKCupid messages.
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belt posted:This kinda sounds like the Microsoft Narrator lady. I got more of a Laurie Anderson vibe, myself.
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cash crab posted:https://ealdriht.tumblr.com/post/161835639443 I love you both. 
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"Bernie Bro" http://imgur.com/a/9bXYL
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That's a big lie. Either way.
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Please, for the love of everything holy, have a little person reply to this ad and then film the whole interaction with mom.
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I'm pretty sure this is peak Craigslist
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I can't wait to see this Adam Sandler movie.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I can't wait to see this Adam Sandler movie. It came out in 1999 dude
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I can't not imagine this man looking exactly like Howard Taft for some reason
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Aesop Poprock posted:I can't not imagine this man looking exactly like Howard Taft for some reason I will come to you, he whispers, in a hitching, apneatic voice.
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imagine sitting in your house waiting for the mouth-making GBS threads stranger to arrive "do I have time to vacuum real quick," you think to yourself. "no, no, I mustn't appear too fussy"
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I don't mind someone making GBS threads in my mouth, but hell be damned if I'm gonna steam clean my own carpet afterwards.
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jojoinnit posted:It came out in 1999 dude you win a gold star in joke-getting
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Pastry of the Year posted:imagine sitting in your house waiting for the mouth-making GBS threads stranger to arrive
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My Lovely Horse posted:"Should I brush my teeth?" whoa whoa whoa don't go picking out china patterns just yet, doctor romance
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"Can I ask him to pour in some catsup and HP or is that considered rude like in haute cuisine?"
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Can I just stop here and say that every time I see this thread title I hear the "Three's Company" song in my head? Come and knock on our door, We've bees waiting for you...
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 Looking for a real nasty sock that likes to get famous right on, TIA
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https://moscow.craigslist.org/search/m4w?lang=en&cc=us http://beijing.craigslist.com.cn/search/m4w?lang=en&cc=us worth checking back from time to time and others for weird&sad dudes looking for mail order brides, should have capped some of the more egregious ones
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