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PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

piss tape is real

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Elephanthead posted:

Putin would black belt tough daddy until he soiled himself.

This implies Trump could win with a preemptive strike.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


anime was right posted:

this is real

goddamn the economy is gonna fuckin explode soon aint it lol

housing (again), cars, student debt, credit load, tech startup, oil & gas

there's like 18 different bubbles ready to blow

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I love the scaremongering about fidget spinners from the people who made the pet rock a thing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


conservatives in the uk actually seem to be eating total poo poo for doing bad things instead of being given fantastic prizes like in the usa

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



the battlestar galactica people should sue him

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

SKULL.GIF posted:

housing (again), cars, student debt, credit load, tech startup, oil & gas

there's like 18 different bubbles ready to blow

Two are Trumps rear end cheeks.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



First "It never happened" and "I never heard about it" to "I heard about it 3 days ago" to "Nothing came of it anyway" to "Maybe I heard about it but I forgot what it was"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Nonsense posted:

Lee's property became Arlington lol

His lovely traitor family sued America over and over because they claimed it was seized without due process or fair compensation or some poo poo. Whatever old shitter was still alive got some token amount but the way America jacked that poo poo was awesome - they passed a tax on traitor land that had to be paid in person.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Yinlock posted:

conservatives in the uk actually seem to be eating total poo poo for doing bad things instead of being given fantastic prizes like in the usa

it's amazing how things change when you mostly kinda educate your citizens

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



can confirm my buddy's chinese mother-in-law was kicked out of her house, made to live in honestly pretty lovely temporary housing, and then given a nice furnished apartment in a nice area for her

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

pee pee piss piss peee peeeee pisssss pissss tapey tapey tae tape tape piss tape reality real really real :dance::D

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Rah! posted:

lol i can't tell if this is a joke or not

maybe putin got trolled and sent to meatspin with a link to "fidget spinners"

https://tjournal.ru/46334-rossiya-24-eshyo-raz-rasskazala-ob-oppozicii-prodvigaushei-spinneri

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
sad realization: i only keep a netflix subscription in case i have a date

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I'm loving that we're calling those stupid monuments to sore losers 'participation trophies.' It's almost as good as watching these stupid hillbillies scream and boast about flags of war losers as some kind of 'heritage' that they should be proud of. Those things are like loser magnets for people who have nothing to offer anybody.

I saw a tweet that called them that a few months back and knew it was gold. If you care about confederate statues calling them participation trophies will drive you insane.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

kaleedity posted:

can confirm my buddy's chinese mother-in-law was kicked out of her house, made to live in honestly pretty lovely temporary housing, and then given a nice furnished apartment in a nice area for her

how many millennia old is she

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FAUXTON posted:

His lovely traitor family sued America over and over because they claimed it was seized without due process or fair compensation or some poo poo. Whatever old shitter was still alive got some token amount but the way America jacked that poo poo was awesome - they passed a tax on traitor land that had to be paid in person.

Yep, part of my ancestry is traitor blood, and well, that's why I'm not rich

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

First "It never happened" and "I never heard about it" to "I heard about it 3 days ago" to "Nothing came of it anyway" to "Maybe I heard about it but I forgot what it was"

:bang:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/passantino/status/885590744597053440

lol time to switch to Putin actually wanted Hillary to win!

oh yeah that should clear things up for sure

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Epic High Five posted:

I love the scaremongering about fidget spinners from the people who made the pet rock a thing

Also yoyos beanie babies tamagotchi eggs and heelys.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:ussr:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Reality Winner posted:

sad realization: i only keep a netflix subscription in case i have a date

netflix keeps offering me free trials to come back and try it again

I just mooch off my buddy's netflix if I get a date that comes over

they never like my shows though. Canal+'s Borgia is real good, at least the first season

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Also yoyos beanie babies tamagotchi eggs and heelys.

yoyos are not the same as those other things yoyos are LIFE :hai:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Yep, part of my ancestry is traitor blood, and well, that's why I'm not rich

No ones a traitor if you're in the strip club

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

FAUXTON posted:

His lovely traitor family sued America over and over because they claimed it was seized without due process or fair compensation or some poo poo. Whatever old shitter was still alive got some token amount but the way America jacked that poo poo was awesome - they passed a tax on traitor land that had to be paid in person.

amazing

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Al! posted:

how many millennia old is she

prob about 6

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/885343770031554560

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

oh he's a tremendous fracker alright

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fits my needs posted:

No ones a traitor if you're in the strip club

Hey man, I've been clean for a couple months, and I don't even think the last time counted

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



zuck's still taller than putin :laffo:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

So if the NYT asked Trump Jr. for "comment on the piss tape the Russians gave us" do you think Trump Jr. would just tweet it to 'get ahead of the story'

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Hey man, I've been clean for a couple months, and I don't even think the last time counted

You would make a good SS agent. Wonder if they have the escorts lined up openly now since they know heir boss is cool with it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SecretService/status/885593092417572865

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


this...this is really happening.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mdemone posted:

this...this is really happening.

your next president ladies and gentlemen

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

lol apparently because i did my taxes and googled "irs form ####" several times, Google Now thinks I'm extremely interested in the IRS and shows me nutjob "abolish the irs taxation is slavery" type stories. like do they not account for the fact that non crazy ppl search for tax code things out of necessity? or do i just not use their tracked internet services enough to give them a good profile to work off of? which would be weird cause i have gmail... this has been technology deep thoughts with alnilam

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/AARPadvocates/status/885593507821432833

AARP needs to work on their meme game

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
next step in operation toughen up the zuck, zuck goes prison crazy and shits on a dude's chest

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
What's the median household income?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Knight posted:

What's the median household income?

Something like $51k

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
dont gently caress with the zuck

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