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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

except Art Barr could work compelling US style matches.

:drat:

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

coconono posted:

except Art Barr could work compelling US style matches.

except people missed Art Barr when he died

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

DrVenkman posted:

Honestly the whole thing feels like it was written with Alberto standing over her.

technically he was standing over a mound of cocaine but paige was on the other side of it

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

except people missed Art Barr when he died

Rip rapist who fled to mexico drug addict

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I want to get off Senor Patron's Wild Ride

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Jiro posted:

So I'm going through La Cantinita's Yelp page and this specific review isn't popping up. Has there been word that someone made this up? Or did it get taken down?

Found it:

https://www.yelp.com/not_recommended_reviews/la-cantinita-san-antonio

It's under the not recommended reviews.

Maybe they could go for the gimmick that one restaurant in Chicago has where being insulted by the wait staff is the attraction.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Lid posted:

Rip rapist who fled to mexico drug addict

Hey he won Dogshit Dave Meltzers heel of the year in 1994

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Lid posted:

Rip rapist who fled to mexico drug addict

As far as wrestlers go that basically makes him a candidate for Sainthood

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lid posted:

Rip rapist who fled to mexico drug addict

Frontrunner for 2018 HOF inductee right here.

Also whoever suggested Steve Austin to go over there, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. If anything someone like Austin would reinforce poo poo that it is all Paige's fault for getting abused.

Paige: He emotionally and physically abuses me!

Austin: WHAT? You see right there, he done already told you twice to stop making him angry!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Steve Austin will fight off Alberto so Paige can run away and then Sweet Saraya, tears in her eyes, will whisper "thank you".

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Jiro posted:

Frontrunner for 2018 HOF inductee right here.

Also whoever suggested Steve Austin to go over there, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. If anything someone like Austin would reinforce poo poo that it is all Paige's fault for getting abused.

Paige: He emotionally and physically abuses me!

Austin: WHAT? You see right there, he done already told you twice to stop making him angry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXr8gbNPkzI

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Aphrodite posted:

Steve Austin will fight off Alberto so Paige can run away and then Sweet Saraya, tears in her eyes, will whisper "thank you".

And then she eats a stunner

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah sure, drag SCSA even tho he's done his time, made his apologies and changed his life significantly.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

OK, I've carefully reviewed the evidence, and have reached a verdict:

I am going to PUNCH Alberto Del Rio right in the rear end! POW! Give that brown eye a black eye! It's time to pay for your crimes!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


coconono posted:

yeah sure, drag SCSA even tho he's done his time, made his apologies and changed his life significantly.

Art Barr's done one of these.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Art Barr's done one of these.

can't apologize from beyond the grave.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/885541182167818244

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOP ARTICLES FROM IMPACTWRESTLING.COM

MOST READ – Alberto El Patron [our unified champion] Suspended

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Anyone here know if Paige/Alberto clips from Total Divas ever made it to the official WWE channels during their episodes? Because they're not there now.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
*JR voice* somebody stop the drat relationship

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

little munchkin posted:

*JR voice* somebody stop the drat relationship

bah gawd that diva is dead

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

bah gawd that diva is dead

I sincerely hope it doesn't end that way.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

little munchkin posted:

*JR voice* somebody stop the drat relationship

This audio clip is bowling shoe ugly

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

There's no love lost between El Hijo de Dos Caras and Priscilla Kelly I can tell you that much

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


what's going to knock all paige's teeth out first? ADR or the crack habit?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Eggs, bacon, bangers and mash, toast, marmite... and crack.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/885671491324583936

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I like how every iconic early NXT woman showed up to the May Young Classic… except one.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



yeah, where the heck was Hot Summer? :mad:

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Sigma posted:

I like how every iconic early NXT woman showed up to the May Young Classic… except one.

Who did not?

Renee?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Paige?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Me.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Josuke Higashikata posted:

what's going to knock all paige's teeth out first? ADR or the crack habit?

:smith:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This is my mouth

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

paige is going to leave del rio after she loses all respect for him because he cries every time he sits down due to my brutal butt punching

hes gonna cry into their coke and just make a mess of everything, real embarrassing and not sexy

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

today im going to daydream about abusing the abusers, but not too badly. they will be put into rehabilitation centers for an extended period afterwards

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Cavauro posted:

today im going to daydream about abusing the abusers, but not too badly. they will be put into rehabilitation centers for an extended period afterwards

I am going to go behind Alberto and tap him on the shoulder but be behind the shoulder opposite the one I tapped

Its what he deserves

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

today im going to daydream about abusing the abusers, but not too badly. they will be put into rehabilitation centers for an extended period afterwards

The tame Dexter spinoff, "Cavauro"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am going to go behind Alberto and tap him on the shoulder but be behind the shoulder opposite the one I tapped

Its what he deserves

Jesus dude there's some lines we don't cross :gonk:

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

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